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Fineapple said:

Gemma definitely has issues with food.

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No, no, no, Gemma lives for food, she sometimes doesn’t even run 12 miles one day, just so she can stay home and have her bestest ever chilli mac and (no) cheese, or lovingly made cottage pie, or very indulgent pizza (pizza is life guys!!), but I make it with a SW wrap instead of actual base, no cheese and a pile of veg, and it tastes just the same guys!! Woohoo, #pizza is life and #wine is life, just look at my carefully measured out 5 syns worth, syns are for #pizzaandwine, am I right guys?! Just off into my (kindly gifted) espa bath, as now I will have to run 24 miles tomorrow morning at 5am, since I plopped on the sofa for ten whole minutes tonight, before a 29-hour work day with a 42-hour drive, but it was worth it cos sometimes you just have to have comfort food and wine, am I right guys?!!!

She called me a cunt because I said weighing coco pops is ridiculous and as some one that was this way a few years ago, she’s getting worse.
as a side note I have followed her for a while on my main IG page but I only found this thread a few weeks ago and didn’t have anything to add until now

Thread suggestion - Last Xmas Gem gave us an aff, it was too small to see, she's having a laugh!

Reads books like she breathes air but can’t tell the difference between “there” and “their”

I’m going to comment ....

“I’ve read 18 books. Today. And I’m studying for uni and holding down a job in a nunnery in the south of France that I commute to daily. I make meals (fresh, of course) for 11 people every night and I run an old people’s home in my spare time - usually before I head to my day job. And on a weekend I run ultra marathons usually once I’ve served up the Sunday roast. Also, the Russian false lashes are based on my natural lashes “

Making a joke about going for a dog walk and maybe not making it back is in poor taste considering the current news.

AngelBabes said:

Is this the gong (Olivia’s dad) who our precious preened Princess Gem Gem actually married?

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Why does her sister look like Janice Battersby?

‘I’m so busy I woke up at 3am after two hours sleep but I still had time to take at least three posed photos and make a frigging bacon, brie and chutney sandwich!!’. Sorry but when I’m super busy, I eat half a pack of hobnobs in the car and dry shampoo is my best mate. I don’t dick about with pumpkin chutneys and a caption as long as my arm.

yellowbrickroad01 said:

There were definitely photos of Gemma’s first wedding floating about at some stage .. I can’t remember if I viewed them here or routed to someone’s FB page via here. Perhaps someone with a better memory than me can help

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You are all SO welcome

Slimmingworldgem: Pretends she’s from The Lakes with her perfect life she fakes

Forever the worst speller that ever did spell.

I have tea from inside the JD Cult….Gemma and her sister do not speak to anyone else, and always look miserable. A few of the JD team have started to cotton on to the fact that what she presents on instagram is not realistic from what they see in the group. The only reason JD is all over Gemma is because of her mass IG following, which brings him followers/reputation/customers.

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slimmingworldxgemx #5: an i for an I, no teeth to be seen, Gemma’s pretentious life makes us all want to scream

My super quick breakfast yesterday consisted of a couple of Celebrations from the staff room and some mini cheddars I found in my boot . Not a perfectly fanned apple and some painstaking blueberry placements

HereForTheLols_ said:

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Who could be fucked organising your apple like this to impress a load of strangers on the internet?!!! What psychological issues and need for approval would you need to have to go to these lengths?!

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EXACTLY THIS.

Have a fruit corner and fuck off, Gemma.

Swipe Up! said:

I’m going to comment ....

“I’ve read 18 books. Today. And I’m studying for uni and holding down a job in a nunnery in the south of France that I commute to daily. I make meals (fresh, of course) for 11 people every night and I run an old people’s home in my spare time - usually before I head to my day job. And on a weekend I run ultra marathons usually once I’ve served up the Sunday roast. Also, the Russian false lashes are based on my natural lashes “

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She would still have something to better you with. If you’ve been to Tenerife she’s been to Elevenerife as the saying goes

Instagrime said:

Reads books like she breathes air but can’t tell the difference between “there” and “their”

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This has to be the next thread title

Look at me everyone!! Look at me!!!!! 2 hours sleep and I’ve still managed to organise this fantastic party, with co-ordinated rose gold BALLONS and these perfectly positioned teeny tiny borrower sized picnic benches with teeny tiny borrower sized nibbles and PROTIEN CANOPAYS so that I continue to tag JD on my insta stories, and be top of the class at the Cumbrian school of eating disorders. Also, can you believe I am MAMMA to a 13 year old?! I surely don’t look old enough!!! We won’t mention the botox I have monthly. Now I must dash, and clean up after the party. I’ll sweep up with the eucalyptus stuck up my badly photoshopped arse, before running my espa bath and soaking my pointy shaped legs. Tomorrow, I will need a rest at Low Wood Bay #ad #aff #foreverspa #tiredmamma

The likeness is uncanny.

Does anyone remember that time she was in a car accident and took a photo of herself strapped onto the spinal board?