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Vivian124 said:

Well get a reel of her travels back featuring her getting plastered in presecco with each flight, the usual photo of the passport and ended with a massive belly flop

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Actual footage of Shiv the Redeemer preparing to ‘dive’ into the water.

Thread title right there!

I moved over to Canada alone a few years ago. The first two years, I did nothing but binge drink. I was SO lonely and trying to socialise. I was miserable, I was half hungover most of the time, doing crossfit to keep myself looking relatively healthy. But it was all fake, I was putting up instagram & facebook posts showing off that I was living abroad and that I was having a much better life than everybody else living back in Ireland.
But when the pandemic set in, it was completely unsustainable. I realised how false it was and how it was doing me no good both mentally and physically. So I did a Masters program (Some Universities in Ireland offer fantastic remote Masters), I cut back on the alcohol drastically, and started a fitness program that actually suited me longterm (Not the Oven lol). I only posted genuine stuff on social media, and I am looking back over the two years and I only wish I did this earlier. I can understand why Siobhan turned to drink etc, but I am so much healthier and I am very embarrassed at how I acted previously. I hope that she'll have the same eye opening experience.

OMG nearly broke my neck to run here Dating and co-parenting working out. Please. She's some scour.

Spoofersthelotofthem said:

She was acting the tramp and got herself knocked up at a party full of knuckleheads happy to associate themselves with a violent thug. She is an absolute scrote.

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once everyone is consenting and having a good time, they should be free to sleep with whoever they want, and however many people they want. “Acting the tramp” is a harmful trope used to devalue women based on their number of sexual partners. No one should ever be made feel less than because of that number.

there are plenty of other complaints to be made about SOH and influencers in general, but sex shaming isn’t it IMO.

Lads, I’m dead

BashmentLady said:

Don't want to derail or anything but would you mind sharing any changes and the like you made to get in the mindset? I'm open to being #influenced by a sincere approach to being healthier.

Or maybe I should just watch Shiv get off her tits in Galway?

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I literally lay in bed one night and thought back to last year's holiday where I promised myself I wouldn't be the same size this year... and I was the same size heading into April.

I joined slimming world... now I didn't follow the plan as such, kind of loosely and just used it more for accountability.

I stuck to 3 meals a day, usually weetabix and banana for breakfast then lunch, chicken wrap,soup and a sambo, or bacon omelette with some of that turkey pudding.

Now i have a confession. I hate cooking. No interest ( maybe I am influenced by shiv after all ) so dinner is basic. I'd buy the mash direct mashed potato, mashed turnip, and maybe pork chops or steak. Maybe a shepards pie some day. Slimming world curry. Basic meals.
Two snacks a day, 100 calorie snacks so a purple snack or a 2 finger kitkat.
If I'm hungry between meals fruit or yogart.
Walk every day for at least half an hour to over an hour.
Have one take away a week.
If there's a night out or a meal out I enjoy it. There's 20 other meals in the week to make better choices.

For me though honestly it was mostly mindset. Something clicked in me that night and it was just like a switch went off.
I've been trying ( not very well ) to loose weight for over 2 years and now I've just done it in 10 weeks.

I read something on Instagram that night, now I can't remember the exact words but it stuck with me... Something like this.

Eating well is hard. Exercising is hard. Saying no is hard.
Being overweight is hard. Feeling uncomfortable in your own skin is hard.
Pick your hard.

Defo_Not_Shiv said:

Wonder what gaz video she will watch to give her a “wake up” that London isn’t for her .

Imagine making a video - slating the place you called home and said how unproductive it made you. Making jokes and comments about the people doing the same thing as her and “living differently”.
Acting Like mother superior that you watched an insta reel and had a higher Moment and decided to go live in London….

Cut to December when she will arrive back in Bali. Tail Between her legs. No friend group cause Sinead will be in Aus.

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Tail between her legs? More like Tampon between her arse cheeks

I’ve had a lot of interest in Lecture 3, Philosophy Class of 2066 based on OH-Hagan musings from the 21st century.

Im going to open up spaces for the lecture on Monday. Please swipe up to add yourself to the waiting list. It will be €79 a month for 3 months, and even though I’m telling you that you can opt out after one month that is untrue as the minute you log in once we assume you could have downloaded everything digitally (this is actually true with the furnace - I know this for a fact).

anyway I will be discussing the below :

Mindset in a My Protein Set
Mindset in a My Protein Set in a Deficit
Mindset when my fitness pal incorrectly estimates calories of a large dominos pizza as a ‘banana’ and how this affected the millennials

OH Hagans tier of hierarchy which has overrode Maslows theory

Hierarchy is based on financial freedom as the Oh Hagan method shows us that paying €5000 to fly first class says more about your personality than paying €5 for a Ryanair seat. Oh Hagan also is known to have hated her own self image for years, and openly discussed fanny waxing and face picking.

It is unknown why she buried a time capsule in 2040, but scientists are still analysing her Apple Watch, iPhone and the iFurnace, which was the renewed 2035 version of the ‘oh furnace’, thought to be named after the hairfree fanny (Furr-nest) but was actually named because Microsoft Excel crashed and burned meaning the furnace had to move to an app 30 years after every other PT.

I require full attendance to all lectures.

Mocaacom said:

A late entry but a landslide victory for the new title from @Sparklelife2304

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amazing thread title @Sparklelife2304 - fair play - your prize choices are the following:
* a 30 euro Dominoes voucher - only valid if you post all food contents and then a few hours of punishing exercise the following day which you show no joy in
* 3 Amazon kindle books of your choice - but only the first ten pages of each
* an Air B&B voucher - only valid to use if you come home to see family& friends… but don’t stay with them. You need to embody the Sibh philosophy of ‘solo’ ‘yolo’ non pleb life.

Edited to say:
I forgot!!! The final prize choice is a pair of lightly worn Qatar airline PJs… not worn while having Covid.

Congratulations on your Prize!!!

Please contact OHfurnace (but don’t DM, or WhatsApp or make any communication to claim your prize!)

MrsGyllenhall said:

WOW..Shiv back to her old passive aggressive tricks & naming & shaming people for a factual comment!!!

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Wait.... You mean motherhood has in fact NOT been the making of her ?!

The fucking Wright Venue. It was literally located in a retail park in Swords beside a Travel lodge and a DID electrical.

Calm down Shiv - it was hardly Monte fooking Carlo. She's some dose of shite.

Mred21 said:

I always thought it was Jesus wept too? Not Jesus swept

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Has Siobhan started with the Facebook ads?

“When I did my first body building competition..”

Siobhan… you’ve only ever done one competition .

‘The Hand That Will Rock The Cradle’

Defo_Not_Shiv said:

Siobhan hun… There’s more of a chance of your dad giving you the perineal massage then Ned

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Nominating for thread title

Okay my parents had a business when we were growing up and Dad always drove a second hand car, modest, run of the mill car. One time, he test drove a second hand Mercedes’ and we the children really wanted him to buy it, thought it was class. He said no, I can’t park that outside the shop, my customers will say they paid for it. Shivs customers are paying for her first class flights and lifestyle, why can’t they see this! She does not deserve a penny

brandambassador said:

I’ll be spending the next 5-7 working days looking for words that rhyme with croissant

kind regards
Me

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The almond croissant I had to find,
so James knew he was on my mind,
went searching high and low
To see where James would go….

The other 4 I kept
until I reach my abode
My fitness pal doesn’t scan
I’d say 50 kcals a go….

I dip in and out of this thread but I came across this Ai roast generator tonight and have been doing it on some people on here and my god posted one on Sinead begs too