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Hallelujah.


Re: My New Tum, Digital Marketing – Complaint 23/014
Hi there,
I advise that the Chair of the Complaints Board has considered the above complaint and has determined that it is suitable for the Board's consideration. I have written to all parties asking for their comment to enable the matter to be placed before the Board.

You will be notified of the result and in due course a formal Decision will be sent to you. If the complaint is upheld, then all parties are asked to withdraw the advertisement immediately.

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│ Complaints Officer│Advertising Standards Authority

Too good @hellohobsonville

Happy Birthday to Trentilicious. Some find your marriage quite suspicious.

Hope you get the night off from making your pasta, and dealing with the repercussions of your wife’s latest disaster.

Will you get a night out at your favourite bar? Or will you spend it power washing your car?

So I've been thinking about my post last night regarding the 28 photos of the new baby within 24 hours of his arrival announcement, here's some worrying things to ponder...

Simone, I was thinking how dangerous and weird to have so much information about yourself and your family out there. As a complete stranger to you if I see you out and about, these are all the things I know about you and Trent:
Your full names and dates of birth
Where you live, how much it's worth, and the house layout
What you eat
Where you workout
What car you drive
The businesses you own
Where Trent works

Even more disturbing is what I know about your children:
Their full names and dates of birth
What they look like
Where you 'buy' their clothes
Where A goes swimming
With some digging I could easily find where A goes to daycare (not going to dig for that info as I'm not a psycho)
In 3.5 years we'll be able to work out where A goes to school because that will be all over the gram too.

Scary stuff huh? Please, please protect your children, THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR SAFE. Stop exploiting your children.

But that's the problem now isn't it, you've sold your soul to the devil in order to fund your consumerist, lavish and unrealistic lifestyle, it's a very fast roundabout and now you can't get off.

Next thread title idea: unless it was a devine conception, her pregnancy timeline's a total deception

(I haven't ever posted before but have been lurking for yonks. Be nice to me )

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Simone Anderson #20 her half day of “charity work” reduced her to tears, being exposed as a liar - one of her biggest fears

Long time lurker, first time poster

Just wanted to share my favourite memory of Simone.

A few years ago a large company I worked for did a promotion with her and it was a big deal at the time.

The next morning she posted a story about how the day before she had cleaned her sheets, duvet inner, the whole shebang (must have been a very sunny Friday). She then proceeded to tell the world her and Trenti had got it on that night and then she was quite in-depth about how she had gone to sleep and thought it was his ‘love’ seeping out in the night “as it does” so she wallowed in it and in the morning realised it was actually her period they were both covered in.

That was a real tipping point for me. I remember thinking how revolting it was to tell that to the world- let alone when you had just been paid a lot of money for a promotion and the followers coming from that were now associating that story with their brand.

The end

When you realise you’ve lost your court case $$ & the tattle housewife’s are slowly ruining your contracts so you have to resort to a MLM scheme in order to maintain your fake lifestyle

Hi beautiful, I just saw your inspirational story about sterilising bottles. I can tell by the way you cleaned the bottles and formula machine you are just so kind, empathetic and graceful. Just a quick note to let you know that a bottle isn't considered sterile after 24 hours so your precious not a girl boy must be due soon or you must be getting a little ahead of yourself and you'll have to do it all over again. Pop the reminder in your Key Planner #ad so you don't forget.

Thank you for all that you do xx

There once was a veneer smiling assassin
For whom ripping off charities was a passion
Her name was Simone
A real dodgy con
Who refused to show the receipts she was stashing

hobsonville_housewife said:

And another one! Fuck sake simone

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It’s always like “hi beautiful sorry to bother, I was just looking for the reel you posted on how to wipe your ass, was it fold or scrunch the paper? I’m so inspired I wipe my ass every time now! Thanks so much to you and your beautiful Devine family. PS you’re the best mum too. Xx “

thermominx said:

Is Trent in the bag?

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No, Trent's in the closet

Maybe I should start replying "thank you beautiful" to all my (5) haters

Thread suggestion: Simone Anderson #35 - Legal fees making her fret, she’s buried herself in a mountain of debt.

What I love about this is that we know she reads here constantly, and this title will remind her of her foolishness every time she has to click on it.

theaudacityofthesepeople said:

Simmie would NOT be suggesting to check out the googles... lol

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Yup, the googles is the last place anyone should be researching to find good reviews of Simon.
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Megan Day-Knight you win the internet today. Troll level EXPERT.

Simone Anderson #28: Continues to prove she has zero shame. Needs embroidered clothing to remember her kids names.

shh77 said:

Duh! And then of course again in the morning! (I’m not sure what happened over night that needs to be reset but…)
We must constantly be resetting, absolutely cannot have any evidence people actually live in our homes!

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If she’s looking for something to reset, she could start with her moral compass.

Recent close friend story from Skete .

Wow interesting to see Fair and Good own up to this so honestly

Simone Anderson #10 - Enough deciet, where’s the Womens Refuge receipt?