**InFlUeNcEr**
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This reminds me of trents beard
Our darling Roo is turning one,And what actually goes on an invite with the dress code? Black tie, yes, but how do you word you want your guests to come in… beige!?
There will be a family picture in front of the Tree. Everyone in matching pajamas and baby Siment Rayban Forsyth in a matching onsie. The caption will read “the best gift we could ever receive”. Asher stares at the new cash cow and thinks how can he outshine him. Later that night he commences working on the cure for cancer. Trent meanwhile breathes a sigh of relief that his love juice has done the job. Madoox wishes the courier would come again so he can attempt an escape out the front door. Brenda, still rattled from her trip into the ball pit considers throwing herself down the stairs and ending it all.Not simone, but I guess the theory is if Simone’s due date was closer to bestie Lucy’s, then she would have been in the photo too.
not-Asher will be here by Christmas - the real question is will she announce his arrival.
Is @hobsonville_housewife alive? Missing your sarcasm and sleuthing!
I've already got some I just can't post them just yet cause then she'll make out like she saw meRight all you Mount Maunganui tattle girlies listen up. You have a big job this weekend. We need paparazzi shots and we need you to ask our Devine beige ape for selfies🦧 because remember that's all she wants from her **fans**
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Everyone knows Asher’s full legal name, what he looks like, their address (thanks to Google). When he’s older and is approached by someone saying “I’m your mums bestie, she asked me to pick you up Asher Roo”, he’s gonna go because they know his nickname and mum has 100s of besties!If only Simmo and Chipo would listen…..