One thing we have is lots of fun, we’re already on thread
! Congrats to
@Aitkens Rowie and her friend for the thread title that even came with a photo:
Sew sew angelic. It was nominated as a thread title contender by
@NO4Reactor.
Special mention to
@zebby for this belter that sadly wouldn’t be allowed:
When I tell you that the big news from thread 100 was Sarah’s visit to PIP Mansion! What a way to celebrate having 100 threads. Poor, hard done by, downtrodden Sarah (who is surgically attached to not only her lanyard but all five of her kids if you listen to Vav) deserved to be treated like the
Pixar character goddess she is…so she dragged her from Manchester to Aberdeen to see some Highland cows, go to perv over the Kava Coffee owner and have a takeaway. That’s it Steph, you spoil her rotten! The title comes from the fact Sarah never has a bath and Sarah deserves a bath so Steph ran her a bath. She put about 47 different products into said bath (no Aberdonian wants to hear of anyone leaving their fair city with an itchy noonie) and she’s sew sew hilarious, she tricked Sarah into thinking the bath was for Max! What a card! And they had matching Jimjams and dressing gowns - the sign of true, genuine friendship right there. She also made a big fuss for Gru’s birthday - gifts, balloons, banners. Do you know who else would like a fuss like that as well Steph? Max.
At least Max got to go to see the Highland cows too - well he was there but he was also seen being bundled into the car with Prosecco Pam
. Our Aitken’s Rowie managed to access the CCTV footage:
Max seemed to take a shine to Sarah (good job really eh, given she was another complete stranger in his supposed safe space) but, just like his mum, she exploited this fact for Tik Tok. A cute moment became very sad when Max saw that she just wanted to film him too.
What a stroke of luck that she managed to capture Max saying “mama” on video and even more lucky that it went viral!! No, you’re not suffering from de ja vu, she has over the years posted MULTIPLE videos of him saying stuff - and that’s not including the ones where she’s ignoring him but we’ve heard him say something. The engagement was in no way organic and in what may have also been a birthday gift to Sarah, her followers were boosted by a nice round figure too. What are the chances?!
It was ackshullly quite pathetic to see how gleckit she was to have a friend and the depression set in quickly after Sarah went back home. As always, it was Max who bore the brunt of her change in mood. Reality set in and in spite of her taking a swipe at Lorzo for sitting in her car and processing her emotions, Steph did in fact sit in her car on more than one occasion and process her emotions. Max is finding it hard to transition to school and not just for her - his self-confessed trigger - but for his dad too. She never shows him lashing out, except when she does. Sarah pointed out to her that Max is a big boy and asked “how are you going to do it on your own?” She’s not going to ever find out Gru, let’s be honest here. And Lilleh’s boyfriend - another stranger invited into Max’s home and welcomed with open arms - allegedly helped Steph with the school run (careful Lily, nobody’s off limits I suspect…) and asked how she did it every day. Again, not a concern because she doesn’t. But reality appears to be hitting her square in the face - she should’ve started laying the ground work years ago. We’re lucky to have lots of knowledgeable, honest, caring SEN parents on the threads who have first hand experience of navigating life with an additional needs child(ren) and we know Steph reads here but rather than get stuck in, she still spends her money (and possibly Max’s too) on herself, she still whinges and looks for sympathy on Tik Tok and still ignores Max as much as possible.
We all know about Max’s additional needs, including his Cerebral Palsy. The lady who can drop hundreds on shoes she wears once bemoaned the price of trainers for Max so went and got him off the shelf ones from Sports Direct. Kids footwear is expensive, no denying it. But this is someone who bends over backwards to make on she’s mega rich plus she will get benefits that are meant to make
HIS life a bit easier. She’s now also got a blue badge for Max off the back of his mobility issues yet won’t get him footwear that will support and encourage his feet and legs? Nobody likes people who abuse blue badges and nobody likes Vav so she better be careful as I’m sure lots of people will see the car she boasted about and showed the reg plate of and report her, should she use it without Max being there.
In other news, she’s teaching Lilleh the value of money by getting her to sell all the free stuff she’s sent! Great for anyone in the market for second hand slate tat…this is just a stop gap for Aren’t We Lilz who is going to Edinburgh University apparently. It’s looking more and more likely she’s left school but why the pretence? Perhaps they’re still telling Lily’s dad she still goes for maintenance money…and with everything else, it’s Mummy Dearest who has put all this into the public domain.
Soft launch to Only Fans?
Nah, she’s too vanilla for that. Just another desperate sales technique to try and make her stand out from the other 37,000 people selling exactly the same products on Tik Tok. We spoke in the last thread about how she hasn’t had a trip away or a big brand deal for a while. That’s what happens when you’re a cunt
.
“We’re going to Disneyland, aren’t we Lilz?” Old Pedro’s not invited this time, he definitely knocked her back didn’t he
. Vav, Max, Lilleh and Lilleh’s boyfriend are all going when the new Frozen section opens. Again, we collectively scratched our heads and wondered how Max could possibly cope with that when he can’t cope with a verse of Happy Birthday?
Please add anything I’ve missed in the comments!
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https://tattle.life/threads/stephan...ed-the-wildlife-with-crap-from-the-bin.51753/
