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I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter

Tan rushing to the gin stand

We’ve been a bit quiet lately but we have got to comment on a few things.

we’re not sure if it’s still the case but Tan used to have a massive thing for buying fake stuff. Lots of stuff from Tiffany that was clearly from a market and put into a box bought off eBay. She would do that sort of thing all the time...picks something fake up and then tries to make out its real. She stopped doing it at work when she claimed to have a real handbag from someone but it was clearly a fake and someone who also worked on reception actually had a real one and brought it into compare! Tan then refused to ever bring hers back to put them side by side and she never boasted about having anything like that again.
also, my husband had dinner with someone she used to be very very close to her and there was an incident a few years ago where she was fired from her previous job for stealing money! And it was a lot too, like £5k or something. He thinks her parents had to pay the money back because she’d spent it and they were going to call the police!! He couldn’t remember anything else but it just goes to show you the sort of person she is. There is now a Watsapp group of old and new BMW workers and it’s dedicated to Tanya and Derek! I’m sure more stuff will pop up on there.

Ihateit said:

AS A SAUSAGE DOG OWNER

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Omg that whole interaction is so fucking weird it's like they're both trying to out-do each other and make the other seem like a liar. God, what a sad little life Jane.

Always knew she looked like someone

I’m embarrassed for how thick trash is. She’s posted a photo of wine at 5.15pm and justified it by saying “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere right?”

YES,HERE! YOU THICK TART.

ffs it boils my piss

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It's summer, Halloween and Christmas all in the same day but all we want to know is, is Taco OK?

Crazymum said:

Wtf does she look like

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It's honey g from the x factor

Shocked and disgusted.

Honestly we need more people sending this prick messages.

Unfollowed her

Unfollowed her

Is it just me or does that look like it says 'Fuck or twat'? She should've got that one...

Ouch! Bitch, I mean bookings can always be amended, why not just say nah your grand thanks, we would prefer you didn’t tag along

Tbf to Tanya, painful though it is to type that, being legally allowed to do something doesn’t mean its ethical to do it. Isolating when you’re infected with a highly contagious illness that can make some other people very ill, or even kill them, is the sensible thing to do, even when it feels like a mild illness.

I had it recently and still adopted the ‘can’t go out’ mindset as I felt I couldn’t go out, that it would have been irresponsible for me to do so. I know she can be selfish but in this instance she may be saying she can’t go out because she feels she can’t go out in good conscience.

Dear lord.... from last year around Christmas time

I had to ask.

Thread suggestion - spooky vibes and constant lies, Tan looks likes she ate all the pies!

Look at what I’ve just seen online! Don’t know if anyone here has posted it before but it says it’s new so not sure.
HahahhaHAHAHAHAHAH (or should I say) hehehehehehehe

Lots Of new EB shite and takeaways coming up “ladies”

Clearly deleting comments, what is she going to do, monitor it all night? I scrolled down and liked her original pie, waiting to get blocked now lol

Rvg said:

But after Halloween it’ll be all “festive” “cosy” and “griswolds Christmas vacation”

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Aww they can just fuck off with the Griswold bollocks. Tran even has the moose eggnog glasses and Trash always digs out something plaid just to proove she’s themed and festive. Bore off.

Seasons as per Trash and Tran:
1 Jan to 14 Feb - Haggis and a tartan table runner and pictures of Scottish shortbread. Chop sticks generally positioned to offend, anything vaguely oriental looking from Wing Yip. Chinese fakeaways. Hearts, red roses, pink fizz that never gets opened or drunk
14 Feb to 30 April - tulips, daffodils, errthing yellow, mini eggs and pancake tossing on the grimy hob with the grout that still hasn’t been cleaned
30 April to 1 September - Tiki bar, animal print everything for the al fresco dining. Braais! Light up cacti lights and the LazySpa that we don’t think Tran actually owns
1 September to 31 October - Halloween
31 October to 25 December - Christmas
25 December to 31 December - New Year
AND REPEAT…

On the eve of the special birthday. Let’s take a moment to remind ourselves of this absolute belter.

Youre welcome

Actually belly laughing. Is there something deep and meaningful we dont know about this pie that means she has to lie? Honestly this woman is insane.