names you can’t stand : Most liked Posts

PrincessCharming · Jun 11, 2020

I know a lady called Bridget. I can’t remember how she spells it, it starts with B and ends with T but has a load of random letters in the middle that definitely do not spell Bridget.

If you ask her she tells you the truth about her name. Her father went to register her birth on his own because her mum was ill. He could not spell whatsoever and just gave it his best shot.

TapToBoreMeRigid · Oct 5, 2021

Graham but especially Graeme
Martin and Martyn

sarahjbooth · Dec 8, 2021

trixiefrog said:
Alice. Absolute twat of a name. Never met an Alice that I liked.

I just think of “Alice, who the fuck is Alice” every time

choccoin · Nov 29, 2020

Hate the name LYDIA. it’s just so boring and most people I know called Lydia are bitches

sheleg · May 14, 2021

Booboothefool said:
Yes!! I once saw a girl on TV called Kynnydy (Kennedy) and seen Kyndyl (Kendall) too

Those spellyngs are ydyotyc!

Belulah · Jun 13, 2021

I thought I would make a new one using our favourite catch phrase!

Hollie Day · Sep 9, 2022

Seen on fb twin boys named Cash and Atticus made me think of Cash in the Attic

Ekkwhine · Nov 10, 2021

BattleAxing said:
Neveah is the worst of the worst. It can't be said without "its Heaven backwards". What a shit name.

Anything twee and double barrelled especially ones ending with Mae.

Logan. I just don't like it.

I think there’s 3 Nevaeh’s at school here. One of the mums has said to me at least once “it’s heaven Spelled backwards you know!”
I’m so tempted to introduce my kid as “this is Fred, it’s Derf spelled backwards you know” just to show her how wanky she sounds

isabellalovescats · Jun 13, 2021

I knew a Kale in college. He was smoking hot but I didn’t pursue anything because KALE.

Platypusfattypus · Jun 11, 2020

When people put a name of a relative as a middle name that just doesn't go at all. Like Darcey Brenda Smith (true name)

HarderFaster · Jun 15, 2020

My mum used to teach in a really rough school in Liverpool and one of the kids was called Nefertiti, because her mum was doing the Egyptians at school when she fell pregnant and thought it sounded cool.

I don't think you even need to imagine how bad it sounded in a thick Scouse accent.

Cáca_Milis · Jun 16, 2020

Every generation has it's 'chav' names... In the 70's it was the likes of Wayne, Dwayne, Kevin/Sharon, Tracey, Sue... Now is Kai, Kayden, Jayden, Hayden, Chanese, Kandese, Jaundice, Tyler, .... You get the gist. HATE them ALL .. What's the bets we'll see some "Krona Vyress" type names next year?!

Calalilly · Dec 4, 2020

So in my salon today and a girl is talking about her children, She's three , two boys named Skyler and Billy Sailor and a little girl named China doll . Like why .
Poor kids

roarke · Jun 16, 2022

Offtobuttonmoon said:
I've worked in dog rescue centres and never heard of this. Usually they're just given a name from staff suggestions or the dogs physical attributes/ personality.
That's such a nice idea to use the name them of those who found them

Fast forward 20 years…”the dog didn’t have a name so we named her after the girl who brought him in. This is NEVAEH….,it’s hEaVEn SPellEd BacKWarDs”

TrollLolLol · Mar 29, 2022

Leonbshsjabshsj said:
Hello ao the last time this thread came up you mentioned my son's name
Onicoren , it's pronounced "onic" "Oren" and was crafted using things that hold meaning to both me and his mum a willow tree is my favorite tree and onic comes from the proper Latin name for a willow "salix babylonica" and Oren cosen by his mum also trees tied to it's meaning and means light in Hebrew it's intentionally unique as I always thought a unique name was a pretty cool thing makes finding people talking about my son real easy too but that just a bonus lol and it's his little brother his mum's other son that has a regular name not his older brother
Don't worry I've not taken offence you don't have to like it just thought I'd share the background
Noones name holds any meaning anymore and very little effort other then "ooo that sounds nice" gos into naming a child nowadays I wanted to give my son something special something more then just a nice sound everyone I've spoken too has liked the name but it's rare people are honest with parents so I doubt that is completely true but yh just thought I'd fill you in on the background of his name Abit it grows on you everyone found it Abit funny to get there heads around at first but it doesn't sound like a bad name once you've said it a few times

Still sounds like a variant of Covid to me

Inforapenny · Oct 5, 2021

Jimmy carr named his kid Rockefella
I'm not sure if it's a joke.

TapToBoreMeRigid said:
Graham but especially Graeme
Martin and Martyn

And even worse in North America where it's pronounced 'grem'

SilentSue · Jul 19, 2020

Lulabella_Mozzarella2 said:
not sure if I posted this before but there was a baby at a baby group I used to go to about 8years ago - she was called ‘Angel’ but her Mum had spelt it ‘Angle‘ and it was spelt like that on all her documents etc

Reminds me of when people write cringey tributes to people who have died - "Fly high wiv de angles" etc. I always imagine them floating in heaven surrounded by parallelograms and hypotenuse triangles.

GlitteryKitten · Jan 13, 2022

A girl I know with the surname West recently gave birth to her daughter...she called her Rose. I genuinely don't think she's realised

petitspois · Mar 2, 2022

PennyPop said:
Probably already been mentioned - Nevaeh. My sister in law is a midwife and she has heard of a lot of girls called Nevaeh....because it's heaven spelt backwards

Nevaeh is the patron saint of shit names.

Hulahoopsfromthe80s · Jun 11, 2020

Renesme and navaeh

I love the sound of Navaeh hate the spelling and the fact it's way over used and always follows with 'its heaven backwards'

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