millie mackintosh : Most liked Posts

All a bit precious. If you've had a c section, you are more likely to have a fanny thats intact. Be grateful lol, mine has been wrecked for cuts and tears having kids. A shit recovery on top, i wish id just gone for a c sec

Next thread suggestion Millie Mackintosh #3 Don’t mention the method of birth, because some Tattlers are lacking mirth.

“As she gets older” she’s six weeks old! She’s still a new born

“I really miss cooking or chilling on the sofa with Hugo and watching a series”

She really should not have had another child

I'm very confused as to why everyone else is confused about why this is the title? It was the most voted one, that's why. If you don't find it funny/don't like it, that sounds like a personal problem. Next time might I suggest coming up with a thread title and ensuring it gets the most likes

MOVING ON, I found this interview she did with the Daily Mail (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/mo...nvented-Quality-Street-I-cut-time-toffee.html) when MIC first came out and I laughed my head off at this
"Some people do a reality show, expose themselves as much as they can and then it’s back to obscurity for them. People can get completely used up. Suddenly they’re famous for not being famous. That’s not going to happen to me. I’m too ambitious. I’m aiming to expand my beauty line, have my own clothing line and maybe own my own boutique. If Hollywood comes calling, I’m ready to do movies. I’m not ruling anything out. The sky’s the limit."

SassyLad8 said:

It’s not a competition: there is no easy way to give birth.

There are drawbacks to a c section too, pregnancy and birth can be very hard, we don’t need to compete over who had it hardest.

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There is literally no competing. Its a joke in a thread title.

I really liked her back when she was with Pro Green. Their wedding was truly beautiful, I will forever remember their floral arch. (Better than the one at her wedding to Hugo IMO)
I think there’s definitely ‘tea to be spilled’ with regards to the ending of their marriage. She came across more genuine and relaxed back then (from appearances). It’s all very staged with Hugo

I just can’t feel sorry for Millie. In the podcast she said she is going to have a nanny for 24 hours a day. One to do the night and one for the day. From two weeks old!! Which clearly means she isn’t going to have the baby in her room (a massive prevention measure for SIDS). On the days the nanny is not there for the night, the baby won’t have someone stood over watching it.

She is going to be giving her children anxiety. They need a stable primary caregiver to develop secure attachment. Don’t have children too close in age if it means you won’t be able to actual parent them. The more you are there for your kids in that first year the easier it is in the future.

I have been the nanny of middle class kids
before. You have four year olds self harming because they so desperately just want their parents. I have spoken to many other nannies and this is more common than you think. The child is not able to cope when their parents leave the house. Often from birth these children have been placed with nannies. These nannies tend to change frequently. Your child is constantly worrying that people will disappear from their life and never come back.

I once looked after a pair of 3.5 year old twins and I was their 10th nanny!!! The twins were terribly behaved (missing their parents), so everyone kept leaving them.. it was heartbreaking.

If I was rich i would definitely have help. But in the form of a cook, a cleaner, a driver! I wouldn’t dump my 2 week old with a stranger.

I feel like if you have a child and cannot cope then of course you need to get help. But she hasn’t even had the child yet and she already knows she can’t cope. So why have two under two? Just wait...

Sharlene, Shanelle, Sharon, Stacey?

Totally agree, there were even pap pics of them leaving to go to the hospital, you’re not telling me they were staking out the house night and day around her due date? They were obviously tipped off!

I actually felt like she had a smidge of a personality when she was with Professor Green.

Wasn’t a fan of her on MIC but the scene where she outed Rosie and Hugo was gold

Whereas people who actually parent have morning routines like this;

:Wake immediately after being dived on by a child.
:No time to meditate as we have to make breakfasts that are in the right coloured bowls to avoid meltdowns.
:Run around like a blue-arsed fly getting everyone out of the house on time with everything they need for the day.
:Evening
:Once the kids are “asleep” we then have to go up about 74 more times because they are lonely/need a drink/sock feels wrong.
:Have a quick bath. Shave legs if feeling fancy.
:Watch a bit of Netflix.
:Fall asleep from exhaustion.
Repeat.

Is she for real?! She has literally only and only had her OWN time back since this poor baby has come! Nannies, me times, date nights, weekends away… I feel really bad for that baby. This is the start of some serious mental health issues when your child is being so detached from the mother in these early days. Such precious moments you want to cherish. Millie has literally popped this baby out to seal the #2under2 deal for the gram. Only cares about sleep training this baby for most of the day and night and that by calling other “experts” in. I’m sorry no one else in the world knows your baby as well as you. Please MOTHER UP Millie. It’s really not trend-setting…

‘Holding my girls extra tight at the moment’

Apart from when she’s running, or doing Pilates, or having a massage, or date night, or facial. #prtreatment

Does anyone know why her and pro green split? I love him, think he's great. She's such a snob & up her own arse

heretoreaditall2019 said:

Print screen for posterity but this is appalling, I’ve always used water wipes so will email them to say how revolting this is in a CoL crisis. Does anyone know of any equivalent swaps for them please? :/

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Wow that’s disgusting, free baby wipes for a year for someone who goes on about 12 holidays a year and there will be people out there going into winter probably trying to figure out how to afford a decent food shop never mind their nappies and wipes if she had an ounce of decency she would donate those!

Cariad said:

Probably helps that she's the heiress to the Quality Street fortunes.. and Hugo went to Harrow, so his family aren't short of a bob or two!

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hugo is basically broke. She has lost well over 500k on her fashion business and according to one the of the Fortescues she is broke as well. They live off the money from magazines shoots and both have been known to BEG for holidays and gifted things. She has a terrible reputation around London with brands and very few people want to continue working with her.

emm said:

100% bought she has so much family money

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100% rented

Was thinking last week, "if I see one more flippin' bump pic from her I'm gonna scream". She was a mean girl on made in chelsea- i'm surprised she got back with hugo as he cheated on her with her friend on it years ago. I remember watching a professor green documentary where he talked about his dad's suicide. She just seemed so detached and uninterested.

rosieflowers said:

Spot the artificial feeder who's taking it personally

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Please don’t do this, fed is best. Nothing more needs saying really - please think of who could be reading this and the upset you could cause them.

I don’t agree with influencers promoting anything to do with babies before you pipe up, but I also don’t agree with people putting down mums who are only ever trying their best for their babies. Absolutely vile comment.

uberoblique said:

It’s still not a funny joke though?

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Oh give over, its not worth being offended by lol.

Clearly the baby was born earlier than she implied on her posts (late November she had a post saying “last photo as a family of 3!” or whatever). So she chose her words carefully so as not to say “baby born on x date” but it was clearly implied, she went two weeks posting as if the baby hadn’t arrived, and then within a week or two of the announcement she had posts showing herself up and about, out for walks, lifting up her other daughter, etc, made up like she’d never just given birth. I remember raising my eyebrows thinking, ‘wow, she is recovering well from the c section to be doing all that one week post op’ and in all it creates such a dangerous narrative for other women who think they should be expected to do the same. Sure, some women recover and look and feel fabulous quickly. But to purposely deceive your followers just gives me the ick.

Influencers aren’t responsible for educating or helping other people but it says a lot about someone’s character and morals when they willingly let people think they’ve just walked out of theatre looking fabulous and diving into motherhood as if recovery isn’t a thing. I don’t care how old her baby is, but I do care about the image she portrays to women out there who have no idea what to expect and who feel badly about themselves when they see trash like this on social media.

For anyone reading, I’ve had two c sections and recovery with a toddler is a whole different ball game. Yes, you’re forced to get up and move about a lot quicker than first time around because toddlers wait for no one, but I can assure you I hobbled everywhere, my hair was up in a bun 24/7 and you can bet your ass I didn’t bother with makeup for our daily walks - which, by the way, we’re a shitshow of soothing our crying newborn and wild child 2 year old. Millie is all smoke and mirrors. None of it is real. Or maybe it is, when you’ve got two nannies.