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Good for Michelle if she doesn't want kids; it's not the be all and end all of a woman's existence to procreate. Plus who would want to replicate the Wright genes anyway?

Everyday_is_cake_day said:

See even more freebies this week with golf clubs. Do they actually pay for anything themselves?

Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright? More like Michelle Freegan and Mark Tight

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‘Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright? More like Michelle Freegan and Mark Tight.’

Thread title nomination please!

AmberSpyglass said:

She’s a great Actress , seems a nice woman when I’ve heard her being interviewed and is beautiful.

He’s a tit.

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Really? I think shes quite an average Actress TBH.

Heyholetsgo said:

Who needs a house that big? I mean even with kids or no kids who needs a house that big?!

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Someone who like hoovering
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To be fair if I was married to Mark and his giant tongue I'd want a giant house so it'd be harder for him to find me

Kebab girl said:

He moves his mouth so much when he talks - like a cartoon character.
What people find attractive about him is beyond me!

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Always reminds me of this

RedMagnolia said:

Who's the fat one on the end?

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I’m not sure I’d describe her as fat. Bit harsh.

When your past comes back to haunt you....

This comment on Josh’s marathon post

Pair of utterly narcissistic twats. She is gorgeous yes, but she'd eat herself if she could. He is a charmless, talentless lantern jawed cockwomble, God only knows what she sees in him - she could have had her pick.

If she was as talented as Jodie Comer she’d not have gone anywhere near a side salad of a man like Mark.

Beverley Macker said:

Lauren was also a bully when she thought she could get away with though, see Lucy Meck.
I didn’t think she was very nice tbh, but she has the excuse of a shit home life at least. Mark was just a bully for the shits and giggles.

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Lucy Meck shagged Mark I think she had reason to not like her. But it was Marks fault he went round shagging the entire female cast while vile Carol cackled in the background.



When I see Mark I think of this guy

For some reason people make am exception for Michelle. She is very pretty and has an amazing figure. I think Mark was handsome in Towie but losing weight off his face has aged him.
She married and has stayed married to this man for 7 years. The Wrights have some dodgy connections and seem really unpleasant generally. Carole and Mark Snr act like some knock off pound land crime family. Yet people are like oh she's different etc
They are equally yoked in my opinion. People mentally make an exception for her yet she married into that family. That says a lot about her to me.

Mark81 said:

Why isn't Michelle being pulled up on being Tina Turner, a black woman?

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No harm in her costume, she didn’t “black face”.
People should be able to dress up as celebrities without woke idiots trying their best to find something to have a go at them for

I think mark has an aggressive disgust towards Lauren as association with her tarnishes his own view of himself, leads to a history he has tried to erase like being best man at Jack Tweed's wedding to Jade Goody and general Mr not so nice guy from reality tv. In his head he is probably a big hollywood star, stunning, 6 foot 2 (lol) guy with the trophy wife and now personal trainer. Maybe he has grown up a bit too. I reckon he would angry shag her in a heartbeat though to disgust himself more and get a thrill of demeaning her and knowing he still had power over her. I should write for the daily mail

I don't think I'd physically be capable of getting pregnant by a man who wore an apricot two-piece. My ovaries and vagina would wither and die on the spot.

Was at the same hotel as them when they where on honeymoon. Strange honeymoon with the whole Wright family in toe. His mum got really drunk one night was arguing with the whole family and had to be put to bed!

I’d say getting a lick out from Mark would feel like the big roller bumper at the car wash inside your Fanny. Lots of water, buffing and robotic sounds.

Michelle's 'humble' act is just that, an act. She said a while back that they struggled to feed themselves when she was growing up - her Dad was a respectable police constable with a cracking pension, so that's just lies. Same as her favourite food being chips, and her eating pizzas all the time - she will always take a photo of the food, you never see her eating it! You don't end up with a head wider than your waist without a VERY strict diet as well as a tough exercise regime, she just says this stuff to appear relatable. Ironically it's pretty impossible to come across as the relatable tough northern lass when you've had that much work done to your face you look like an Aardman creation!

BDY_97 said:

He is BEAUTIFUL I used to be obsessed with him when he was in skins back in the day

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Haha me too. I was upset about the what happened to his character for weeks

Gracessecret said:

Omg did Michelle tweet about Mark? That’s hilarious wonder what made her change her opinion of him

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Omg I remember this! She put something in her magazine column about him being awful to Lauren in TOWIE!



Found it

Twinkleyeyes said:

They could be real but she has lost weight & they look pretty full and have great shape for no underwire. She is soooo gorgeous though

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Donald Trumps hair could also be real. And Lauren Goodger could also be a size 10