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magsxxxx said:

Have mark & michelle got the same management? Some of the stuff they do is just really cringe & dont help there career. I think people are starting to turn on them now & realising what a pair of vain show offs they are. I wouldn't wish bankruptcy on anyone except these 2 they really do deserve it

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Michelle's career trajectory is more aligned with jac jossa than Sarah Lancashire.

Soap
Marry a tosser
Become cringey instafluencer

Telly Fanatic said:

Mark's back hanging around with Arg again and tbh I can see Mark and Michelle splitting in the not so long future

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I can see the cover of OK Magazine now.... "We grew apart" ... "Our lives were going in different directions" ... "I loved her but it's over" ... "She caught me masturbating in the shed to photo's of myself and she said enough is enough"

who the fuck needs to be motivated by that wonky gob moron?

So Mark and "Carol" Wright now have three grandchildren: Dustin, Presley and Palma.

I genuinely couldn't come up with three more chavvy names if I tried. They can have all the money in the world, but they will never escape their chavvy Essex roots

I will post my opinion - Mark Wright is the biggest cunt to ever grace our screens.

New thread for the Wrighty’s! Thread title courtesy of @magsxxxx

Best voted comment goes to @GoldSilver who summed up what most of us were all thinking…



Chelle and Mark welcomed their daughter Palma Elizabeth Wright in March. Apparently named after their fave place in Majorca…. I think we’re all in agreement that the name is absolutely awful! Even more awful is the Wright family’s nickname for Palma - Baby P Will Palma have her dad’s chinny chin chin or her mum’s old face? Time will tell!

Seem to have spent hardly any time in their soulless mansion since Palma arrived. Seem to be out and about a lot calling the paps on themselves

Much debate about whether Chelle had a c-section, surrogate… either way she looks fabulous!

Chelle rocked up at Cannes looking like an 80’s shop mannequin!



Mark has a new morning radio show slot at Heart with Olly Murs… couldn’t think of anything worse listening to their ‘bants’ first thing in the morning!

Mark pulled out from the London Marathon yet again robbing someone else of the chance!

Mark’s bestie James ‘Arg’ Argent got arrested for assaulting his girlfriend

Mark’s hairline getting less and less with each passing thread…



Now waiting in anticipation for Palma’s christening… will Jess be singing at it?

As promised on last thread, this beauty needs adorning on every new thread!



As you were!


Old thread -

SarcasticEllis said:

Can just see Mark going “it’s my favourite airport”

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With his brain, itd be more like "It's my favourite type of ham"

dramaismymiddlename said:

He has a leaked full frontal nude photo. His size is decent, not max big, but at least not a cervix basher
Google “omg.blog mark wright penis”. It’s the first link, scroll down. You’re welcome

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Just got caught by my bf looking at Mark's todger just after telling him I couldn't be arsed to have sex tonight

I despise Mark Wright who is an undercover Andrew Tate disciple, the family are all vile although Jess seems the best of a bad bunch, I feel massively disappointed in MK who I always thought was repenting at leisure but now here she is putting more Wrights on the planet and theme dressing in beige. The only conclusion is she’s absolutely fine being a trophy wife to a fat tongued misogynistic moron.

What in the chav is that. Named after some tacky holiday destination. Can’t wait for the sibling, little benny ‘Benidorm’ wright to arrive…

saadd3434 said:

Same. When was that beach photo taken and how far gone was she at that point? They announced it close to new year so she would have been 6 and a half months at that point which seems pretty late to be announcing.

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I think they had problems and didn't want to announce until well into the 'safe zone'. She could have had miscarriages or been superstitious. I prefer that celeb approach rather than sitting on the toilet with the pee stick and announcing.

Eirawen said:

I bet he's always comparing her to his Mother, her cooking, cleaning garden is just not up to Carol 's standard or even Jess 's standard in his eyes.

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Her blowjobs....

My neighbour commented on Michelle's new post asking if they had botox in 1956 & the comment got deleted & she got blocked

Nobodyputsbabyinthecorner said:

She’s very Surrane Jones like in this drama x

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If you ordered Suranne Jones off of Temu

Anyone seen Mark is now a presenter on the BBC daytime show ‘Clean it, Fix it’. It’s like a daytime budget version of Stacey Solomon’s ‘Sort your life out’ show.

He is awful on it! Trying to act like he’s some DIYer and the Essex cheeky chappie act - hugging people when their crap has been tidied up is cringe.

Here he is in action!

magsxxxx said:

I don't want to offend anyone but most couples I know with out kids don't bother with Xmas decorations + m&m are never at home. The only reason they've done it is to advertise. There whole marriage is just 1 big #ad

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Saying m&m are wasting their time decorating when they're not home is fine but the part about couples without children is offensive because it implies Christmas is only for children and it isn't and that people without children can't celebrate Christmas, which they can.

It's especially offensive after the previous conversation about couples without children where some childfree and childless people were upset with the comments being made about people without children.

The name is really tragic. When you think of the beautiful Spanish girls names out there like Isabella, Laia, and Sophia, Mila, Lucia... she picks that minger after a town.

Wonder how many Spanish babies are called Glasgow, Cardiff or Bath..... probs none as they have more brains!

Hopefully they were already in the bedroom and not in the kitchen, otherwise they'd have had to have run up 6 flights of marble stairs in this very real situation

ejacks said:

Almost sounds like a setup for why they “have to move”, meanwhile it’s actually been privately sold as planned all along.

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Exactly. I call bullshit, it’s just an excuse to move without losing face. Note how they can’t even stop bragging and trying to make themselves look good, - even when a supposed, terrifying crime has been committed.

“The source added: 'Mark realised someone was breaking into the house, his first thoughts were for Michelle’s protection and he acted swiftly.”
I’m dying pair of twats. What a fucking hero he is eh?

I think it's weird that people I know on Insta and FB are sharing the pregnancy announcement like it's their own? What the actual fuck??