LaraQ

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The press are doing the rounds in Australia, there’s been a blanket ban in the UK,
Michelle’s been having an affair for the past 5 years (but mostly the last 2 years) with personal trainer Matthew Armstrong (from Lancashire, England) but resides in Australia as a celebrity Pt, Armstrong previously dated Alicia Silverstone.
OMG.I hope that's true.No one deserves to be cheated on,except Mark Wright.
 
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Pair of utterly narcissistic twats. She is gorgeous yes, but she'd eat herself if she could. He is a charmless, talentless lantern jawed cockwomble, God only knows what she sees in him - she could have had her pick.
 
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I know Stuff

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How Michelle married that, I will never understand. The ten years of damage done to LG was shocking and Carol was key to that. Horrible cunt. At least he was decent looking when Lauren had him, he's a mess now!
 
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MunHun

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I’d say getting a lick out from Mark would feel like the big roller bumper at the car wash inside your Fanny. Lots of water, buffing and robotic sounds. 👅 💦
 
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Spider12

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He is BEAUTIFUL 🥰 I used to be obsessed with him when he was in skins back in the day
Haha me too. I was upset about the what happened to his character for weeks 🙈

Omg did Michelle tweet about Mark? That’s hilarious 😂😂 wonder what made her change her opinion of him
Omg I remember this! She put something in her magazine column about him being awful to Lauren in TOWIE!



Found it 🙌🏻
 

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MissHavisham

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I don't think I'd physically be capable of getting pregnant by a man who wore an apricot two-piece. My ovaries and vagina would wither and die on the spot.

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Nmc11

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Was at the same hotel as them when they where on honeymoon. Strange honeymoon with the whole Wright family in toe. His mum got really drunk one night was arguing with the whole family and had to be put to bed!
 
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Lauren was also a bully when she thought she could get away with though, see Lucy Meck.
I didn’t think she was very nice tbh, but she has the excuse of a shit home life at least. Mark was just a bully for the shits and giggles.
Lucy Meck shagged Mark I think she had reason to not like her. But it was Marks fault he went round shagging the entire female cast while vile Carol cackled in the background.

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When I see Mark I think of this guy 🤣🤣🤣
 
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MidnightRambler

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Michelle's 'humble' act is just that, an act. She said a while back that they struggled to feed themselves when she was growing up - her Dad was a respectable police constable with a cracking pension, so that's just lies. Same as her favourite food being chips, and her eating pizzas all the time - she will always take a photo of the food, you never see her eating it! You don't end up with a head wider than your waist without a VERY strict diet as well as a tough exercise regime, she just says this stuff to appear relatable. Ironically it's pretty impossible to come across as the relatable tough northern lass when you've had that much work done to your face you look like an Aardman creation!
 
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Mags44

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For some reason people make am exception for Michelle. She is very pretty and has an amazing figure. I think Mark was handsome in Towie but losing weight off his face has aged him.
She married and has stayed married to this man for 7 years. The Wrights have some dodgy connections and seem really unpleasant generally. Carole and Mark Snr act like some knock off pound land crime family. Yet people are like oh she's different etc
They are equally yoked in my opinion. People mentally make an exception for her yet she married into that family. That says a lot about her to me.
 
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Mums84

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I think mark has an aggressive disgust towards Lauren as association with her tarnishes his own view of himself, leads to a history he has tried to erase like being best man at Jack Tweed's wedding to Jade Goody and general Mr not so nice guy from reality tv. In his head he is probably a big hollywood star, stunning, 6 foot 2 (lol) guy with the trophy wife and now personal trainer. Maybe he has grown up a bit too. I reckon he would angry shag her in a heartbeat though to disgust himself more and get a thrill of demeaning her and knowing he still had power over her. I should write for the daily mail 🤣
 
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Badirene

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I would guess this is made up by the scum.
Whoever wrote it should be ashamed, Lauren had a baby girl that died not long after birth. She should be left out of other people's pregnancy announcements. (Now I have to have a shower for defending LG)
 
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BabeTakeTwo

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That clip gave me 😳😖😢... My ex used to wall like this in front of me - whichever way I tried to walk he would continue with that in my space and intimidating demeanor. It doesn't take long to wear someone down with attitude like that. She looked like a shell of herself.

Whatever is going on in the marriage, I think this says a lot - we all have hard times, good times loving times - it can't be easy in the public eye, but this to me screams "get the fuck away from me".....

I never believed he was any different to how he treated Lauren - a leopard doesn't change its spots! He might have been kind, tender and supportive at the beginning, but his default setting would always return. I don't believe any of the Wright men are any different - they are all old 🦕, probably think women should be either in the kitchen or in bed.

I feel for her here - certainly gave me a jump back in time watching that, and not in a good way either.
 
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Ndrangheta

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He needs to stop moaning and just understand its his reality TV privilage that has kept him there...he is barely there now..hanging on by a thread.
I have a feeling mark will be one of those ... "Someone's knocking on your door, someone's ringing your bell ..." Postcode lottery people. Trust me, if Mark knocked on my door or rang my bell I'd tell him to f*ck right off.
 
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