ChickenLicking

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I appreciate that but just saying something isn't meant to offend doesn't mean it doesn't. Also referring to couples that op knows but extrapolating it to suggest it should also apply to m&m does come across as if it should therefore apply to all couples without children.

When there was just childless people upset on the thread and lots of things around Christmas are said about childless and childfree couples it can be upsetting to see even more of it on that same thread just a few posts later.
I am widowed with one 17yo son. I often get comments about why me and my late husband only had the one child. The truth is that I had pre-eclampsia and was fearfully ill and our son was born full term, but with no body fat, I produced no milk, but was rather shamed by the NCT mafia for bottle feeding. My son was dx with autism at 4 and ADHD at 6. I was later dx at 39 with autism, so in retrospect, more children would have been a) a struggle and b) almost certainly autistic too.

I'm always happy to be as open as possible and share here on Tattle as it's a nice place, unlike Mumsnet!? Women have it tough - if we choose to have kids then there's the expense and worry of childcare, your career is compromised. I worked part-time for years. If a woman doesn't want children then she feels as though she has to explain why.

Thereth ended the Christmas sermon by the Right Reverend Chicken Licking. I think that Mark's a spoilt, twatty little tosser with a nasty streak - I mean, poor Lauren G. His mother, Leather Face has spoilt him.
 
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HeyBabes

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Everyone over on Lauren Goodger's thread saying how genetically blessed this baby will be, really? Mark looks rough as old nails now and Michelle was pretty before she started messing with herself, but 2 good looking parents don't mean a good looking child
 
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Sallyspal

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Beyond cringe!! Cringe of him posting it with that caption but even more cringe of her posting it for HIM to post… naturally there would have been several outtakes that didn’t make the cut… and then them “picking the best one” together!! How narcissistic
 

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Norfolking Good

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I hate this whole concept of gifting the very people who don’t have money problems free baby stuff. It just seems grossly unfair that they get 5 car seats and loads of other stuff the rest of the population have to save for and buy over the months. Why they can’t gift them to women’s refuges or a baby bank baffles me. I know it’s to get likes and people to try and emulate these z listers but it’s such a waste. I bet Jess could give them loads of stuff
 
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Shinythings

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I dunno. The old lady persona didn't fool me. I reckon Nanny Pat was pretty nasty behind the scenes. Carol didn't get it from nowhere.
 
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InstaLurk

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I live near them. They’re never together. He’s always out for dinner with his mum and dad like a third wheel. They meet at shops, shop together, then leave in separate cars.
 
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bignellie

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looks like a scream mask...makes me laugh when people gush about how beautiful their kids will be...her original non existant top lip, sticky out ears, nose, his massive gob and desperate dan chin...depends whcih bits they get!

cant wait for the excuse why hes not at soccer aid
 
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Gamu

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I said on a TOWIE thread a year or so ago that Mark is a cheat who says Michelle is boring and boring on bed and doesn't make an effort with his family.
One person I have heard he definitely slept with can't confirm is Hayley the Scouse one from Love Island
I was in Marbella a few years ago and Danielle Armstrong was also there for her sisters hen and I was out with them one night. Mark and Josh happened to be there too. Dogs. Both very flirty and full of themselves
 
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Lilliepad

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If you’re not bullshitting, that’s the tea we’ve all been waiting for, take a bow!

Have you worked on any other shows? Feel free to pop into any of those other threads;)
 
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LennyBriscoe

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I didn’t see it but can just imagine Wrighty and Olly Murs almost coming to blows, both desperate to be centre of attention. Clambering over actual, successful footballers to get the ball and think that if they play well enough, Gareth Southgate will find a way to get them in the England squad
 
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ccccc

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I think she got way above her station thinking she was gods gift. Her social media presence is zero, no personality, no sparkle. No ‘brand’. Apart from shallow Love Islander types who think she is gods gift to Essex, there is just not the appeal that she should have honed. She chose the towie route and wants people to admire her for her looks and better-than-you liftestyle. She acts like she’s Angelina protecting her privacy. Get over yourself! She’s a skinny, botoxed miserable looking cow with Roy Cropper for a husband. No one is that interested!
 
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Eureka

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I’m just putting this out there his ex has had baby before them they’ve been married how long ? She’s a dog person not a mum. I Can’t see her having kids if I’m honest down the line her and mark will divorce because he’s desperate for kids you can tell the way he talks she on the other hand has no interest
I’m really sick of the kids thing. Not having kids doesn’t mean anything. It’s also really insensitive if they are struggling.

Maybe they don’t want kids but so what. Why is it always expected that marriage means children. They might not be bothered and more power to them. It’s no one’s business either way.
 
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Be More Pacific

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From this picture it looks like nose job and a bit of lip filler. I think everything else is just better make up, like the thicker brows for one. Hopefully she'll just stop here with the enhancements, and not get any thing else done.

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She's had LOADS of fucking work done!

Nose job, a LOT of lip filler (not a bit) tattooed brows, veneers, fillers, Botox and I suspect some shaving on her chin and jawline.
 
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thegrumpos

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I don’t think LG gives a shit about him to be honest, probably less so now than ever.
As dense as she is, she’s wise enough to accept she is mostly known for her early TOWIE days and the relationship with Mark. So she doesn’t completely distance herself from the narrative (the Paul Brunson podcast for example).

I can’t imagine after the death of her daughter, the horrific treatment by her ex boyfriend / baby daddy that she has much mental space to be mooning over a relationship that ended 12 years ago.

I can’t help feeling for her, id love to see her tackle her demons and have a nice life.
Also agree ironic that Mark was way more physically attractive back in those days, he has not aged well. And rapidly declined in past 2/3 years!
 
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50sGirl

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Its looks like a little 2 seater smart car I'm not to sure. But compared to the big new rangerovers they normally have it looks like a massive downgrade
How do they fit their ego’s into a smart car as well as Mark’s chin?! 😁
 
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