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Do you think Jess sang Valerie at the party after the wedding in the hope she got talent spotted by a music exec 
Imagine an old fella called Dustin who makes a living as an elvis Presley impersonator in a bar called Olivia’s in Palma - with a saxophonist accompaniment and arg as a frequent guest star rappingSo Mark and "Carol" Wright now have three grandchildren: Dustin, Presley and Palma.
I genuinely couldn't come up with three more chavvy names if I tried. They can have all the money in the world, but they will never escape their chavvy Essex roots
That’s why I think it’s that giant empty house keeping them together. They’re up to their tits in debt and neither of them earn enough to buy the other out. Cant sell as it’s likely unfinished inside and also moving (downsizing) woudnt look great in terms of their image.I always compare it to being stuck in a dead end job that’s totally uninspiring but pays the bills. People go on for years in unfulfilling jobs and relationships for all kinds of reasons, mostly they’d rather be in work than unemployed and be married/in a couple than single.
I don't take much notice of Lauren and know there is a thread for her but looking at her then and now I do actually feel sorry for her. Imagine seeing everything he said about her broadcast to thousands of people. He is vile and Arg is no better.
How Michelle married that, I will never understand. The ten years of damage done to LG was shocking and Carol was key to that. Horrible cunt. At least he was decent looking when Lauren had him, he's a mess now!
Well we’ve got Big Mark so I assume Mark is already Mark Junior? I think it’ll be Baby Mark like Baby Neil in Gavin and Stacey!Name guesses anyone? Mark Junior for a boy? Marchella for a girl?
I doubt Michelle could start a conversation about politics. I’d love to ask them both what their favourite book is.Imagine if Michelle tried to start a conversation with him about politics or something![]()
she wasnt allowed to go out, it was a "boys night", every blokes idea of a boys night with a baby in a cot, if that was my prem baby you would have to have climbed over my dead body to take him thereMy daughter is 4 and I wouldn't dream of taking her to a pub on a Saturday night. I've lost count of the amount of visitors the baby has had already. After a C section should Hollie not be resting?!
So reading the article, she hasn’t said fuck all at all about them.Did she really think they would get back together or something![]()
Yup. Mark showed exactly who he is in the early TOWIE series. A misogynistic, bullying, narcissistic nasty piece of work.I'm sure I read she doesn't want children yet as she's too invested in her acting which I don't think is all that great to be honest, as for being in Jess's wedding programme she won't get filmed for reality TV as it affects her brand as a "serious" actress, I don't know what she sees in Mark maybe he's different behind closed doors but he comes across as a right knob, maybe really that's the type she likes because Max is a bellend too.
Is that you Lauren?Michelle has zero style and always looks cheap. Mark is a loafer wearing midget. I hate how they always have Christmas with his chavtastic family and never with hers. Carole and the dad are numpties, the dad actually looks like a nasty piece of work. Carole is basic as they come. Jess just comes across as desperate and the guy she’s ended up with makes my skin crawl! The pic of them recently on a boat with his shirt off made me want to vom! The food at the cousins restaurant looked utterly shit as well!
I know, bloody death sentence. She must actually want to be with him to have a baby with him. I honestly assumed she couldn’t stand him lol. Ugh I can just see the wrights smug faces right nowWhat a tacky photoimagine being stuck with that cunt for the next 18 years 🫠
I feel sorry for Hollie she’s just given birth and got the wright clan round everyday and you just know Carol is the type to turn up us unannounced!I feel a bit sorry for Hollies parents as it just seems to be the Wright's grandchild her parents have had no mention .
I was surprised too....until I read that the series is being written by Danny Brocklehurst, who writes Brassic, Ten Pound Poms, Ordinary Lies- and casts Michelle every time. He clearly has a thing for her!The amount makes no sense. No way would she get a million for a one off drama. I hope its not true as she ruined Our Girl and I like those mystery dramas on Netflix. I also don't see Netflix choosing her out of everyone for a golden handcuffs type deal
Yes! This is one of my pet peeves. What's wrong with a bare baby head?Newborns don’t have enough hair to justify headbands.