Traveler001

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In a years time mark will have no work and be on insta like ‘hey guys *spit sprays out because his tongue is too big for his mouth* I don’t know if you know this guys but I drink milk and I’m looking for some recommendations about what brand to try, any ideas? *tags all the supermarkets and Cravendale*’.
 
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Cucumber and eggs

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Sorry but that's a crazy assumption. I know plenty of people including myself who have been with their partner years and only decide to have a baby down the line. I'm having my first baby at 36, most of my friends are the same after being together many years. None of us have used a surrogate. It was either a case of weren't ready yet or finally got pregnant after years of trying.

I just don't know why people go find it so hard to believe they had a baby without a surrogate. It's not that crazy!
It's getting all a bit boring now this whole surrogate thing. If she had a surrogate then good for her, if she gave birth herself good for her. She has a healthy and happy baby that's all that matters. Also I'm 38 and had a baby a week ago! Did not use a surrogate, which I agree is a bizarre assumption to make!
 
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yogiessexdubs

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I think she's cut from the same cloth as the Wrights, people put her on a pedestal but she must be as chavvy as them in reality.
 
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Tinkerbe11a

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Didn’t even know this thread was a thing but I’m chucking in my 10p now I’ve found it, because I’ve been dying to get this off my chest. Michelle is such a show-off – and she’s definitely not a girls’ girl. Fair enough, like a few of you have said, she’s had a baby and bounced back, great for her. But the way she’s constantly posting pictures of herself on Instagram just screams that she’s doing it for the praise. Feels like she needs that validation to feel better about herself – maybe it’s how she deals with her insecurities.

But honestly, how about taking a step back and thinking about all the women out there who are actually struggling after birth? Instead of flooding your feed with how good you look and soaking up all the comments from randoms who’d lick your bum if you asked, where’s the girl power? Where’s the solidarity? The feminism? None of it. Just pure self-promotion. Never liked her, to be honest – she’s always been someone who only tells you half the story.

I remember pre-baby times, she did some Q&A online and someone asked how she keeps her figure. Instead of saying something normal like eating well and exercising, she tried to claim she works out but still eats a full English for breakfast, cheesy pasta for lunch, and burgers with chips for dinner. It was honestly the most dishonest thing I’ve ever read. She was being dead serious too, when we all know she’s probably got a full-on diet plan, a chef, and a nutritionist helping her keep that body in check.

The sad part is there are loads of girls and women who look up to her – and if they actually followed her advice, it’d just set them back. Working out and then going home to eat a burger because Michelle does it? Not helpful. Not honest. Not supportive.
 
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A-Soul

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Does anyone remember in TOWIE when they asked Mark’s Mum what she wanted for Christmas and she said ‘Big Mark (her husband) with Little Mark’s (her son’s) body.’ Creepy AF.
 
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SarcasticEllis

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Fucking hell already blaming his child for career failures.
Might as well get a piggy bank started now for that kids therapy bills
 
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Swx

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A wright old adventure 😭 aw I wish they’d give it a rest I just cringed so hard my eyes nearly rolled out. Will someone tell them your surname being Wright isn’t a personality trait 🙂
 
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PapaLazarou

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He gives me the absolute motherfucking ICK!

I'd rather lick a corpse than do anything sexual with that 'machoor firty five year old man'.
Hear Hear !!

Whatever possessed the BBC to offer this new Wright Shite programme to them? Mark Junior, we know is a coat hangered mouthed, deeply unattractive, utterly charmless, arrogant, deluded, big headed, thick as mince bell end - then you meet dead eyed Mark Senior who is about as likeable as a blubbery cane toad (and resembles one). Josh is just mehhhhhhhhhh. I saw the trailers to this programme - I couldn't bring myself to watch it as I'd have done severe damage to the tv.

One thing I will say though, this show will disappear down the toilet just like all the rest of Mark Coathanger Mouth Wright's projects. He's the opposite of King Midas. Everything he touches turns to shite.
 
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Jackie Brown

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So many people holding that baby in first week of being born now done at the pub
crazy firstly one month early and secondly Covid is still around it’s madness
poor Hollie probably afraid to say no
Hollie possibly feels outnumbered and overpowered. Any decent family would drop in, offer help, then leave them alone. I would flip….plus the emotions after you’ve given birth. Josh needs to put his foot down and insist on time alone with his wife and newborn. Must be a nightmare having Carole Wright as Monster in Law.
 
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bignellie

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looking at the mail on line comments , it looks like the public perception of her has changed from "shame she married that twat and into that awful family" to a realisation that she is just as much a chav and grifter as they are even if she does distance herself on social media
 
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Norfolking Good

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It was kind of predictable that it wouldn’t take off. The sportswear market is saturated and he just isn’t A list enough to get people to spend over and above for something you can get in Sports Direct with a known brand.
He might have had a bit more luck 10 years ago but not now.
 
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Diddikins

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Let’s see what illiterate rubbish Carol puts on Instagram later. “So proud of you mark. Well done on the marafon”
 
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Mark81

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Marks problem is women generally find him a bit of a sexist dickhead, and men just find him a bit of a cringe dickhead. He thinks he is a lads lad, an alpha, but he really isn't. So barely anyone likes him
 
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fluff101

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So many people holding that baby in first week of being born now done at the pub
crazy firstly one month early and secondly Covid is still around it’s madness
poor Hollie probably afraid to say no
 
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