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I only ever lurk on this thread but I had to speak up and say that to question “what did she do to provoke him” is disgusting. She has apparently suffered “serious” facial injuries. And AFAIK none of her ex-partners have accused her of physical violence?

She just buried her baby and no matter how emotional or antagonistic she may have been towards him (at a time of heightened emotions and distress) she doesn’t deserve to be physically assaulted.

Morning Scrunchies - it’s Day 5 of the BYG Awards 2022. I’m sure you know the drill by now but just in case you don’t, I have selected some categories for you to pick your favourite from.

To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.

This has been a difficult one to collate because today you are voting on your Favourite @Pom Bear Artwork of 2022

Legendary Scrunchie Pom has been delighting us with their artwork for a long time and is always on hand for a cheeky request or to surprise us with their own creations. It has been hard to choose 4 to pick from so I’ve used a combination of most liked and personal favourites to whittle it down.

- Guess Who using the many faces of our BYG.
- Not featuring our BYG but my personal fave showing Chunky Chaz.5 on a skateboard. This was created from a comment I made on a photo from an OK shoot which was discussed in thread #58 (https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...horse-freezing-in-the-pool.29521/post-9610126). You might need to look back for the context if you don’t remember it.
- Pom’s more accurate depiction of the advert that should have gone with her randomly selling a wedding dress.
- BYG had yet another beauty treatment (Loz they’re still not working!) posing with what looked like a toilet seat behind her head. Pom magicked this up for us.

Big thank you to @Pom Bear for all the time you put in to making us laugh over the year. I know you are in demand from a number of other threads but I secretly hope this is your favourite

Slightly later posting than planned on Day 6 of the BYG Awards 2022.

To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.

The penultimate category is Best FML* photo of Baby Gel

This category was requested by @OldBlondie and it has been hard to narrow them down. These are photos of Larose that BYG has shared on IG.
*FML is Fuck My Life for anyone who wasn’t aware.

- Stupid headband Thoroughly cheesed off expression
- Leaving me to sit covered in food yet again?!
- This fugly headband takes the biscuit!
- Now a pink beret? Seriously WTF

Tomorrow is the final category…

hayleybaby said:

Those photos are hysterical. You can ‘licherally’ see the cut and paste marks on the neck. That isn’t just a touch up it’s a whole new face.

There should be a ‘guess who’ game made of all the different faces she uses! @Pom Bear .

Also those jeans ! It looks like they didn’t do up in the first place. What’s the betting she ordered them in 2x too small and they had to do the shoot like that with them open.

As if anybody actually believes she looks like that

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Here you are...the Loz Guess Who game xx.

Sorry I'm very late tonight, been busy all day. x

New thread

As I can't reply in the last thread I thank scrunchies for their comments on my last pic x

Lionel Blair pic made Love Pom ...

"Time for new shoes " thinks Lionel as his finding his old ones not very comfy anymore.
The last time he was on Give Us a Clue he started getting awful bunions.



After looking in the Yellow Pages and having no luck, Lionel decided to transport in his time machine to the early 21st century and managed to get online and find the BYG website.



" They a bit too flamboyant for me" thought Lionel but then thought he may as well buy them, they be more roomy on his feet.

Once transported back to the early 80s Lionel was back on Give Us a Clue again showing off in front of Micheal Aspel and the two teams in his new shoes.



What he didn't notice was the muffled laughter from everyone in the studio and the audience at the monstrosities he was wearing on his feet.

xx.

I find it an odd notion that one is somehow not allowed to feel empathy for someone they dislike, when they suffer a tragedy in their lives.

You can think someone is a twat but also feel dreadful about something that they endure that is outside of their control. They’re not mutually exclusive and the lack of nuance irritates me.

Poor Lauren, and her partner. A painful and heartbreaking loss.

Lol!!!!
These swimsuit pictures have cheered me right up with a laugh after a long shitty day at work.



Is it just me or does her leg look like a dick in this one?

fluffyglitterbug said:

@Pom Bear nailed it again



I cannot let NannyPaté go just yet guys - I blame you @Clickbait

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Thank you xx.

@Sunnydaze101 pic suggestion just done (page 48) putting Loz's real pic on her family photo xx.



another one be added later or tomorrow of her real face on the recent pic x

Hey scrunch bunch. My partner has very unexpectedly broken up with me today and this thread has been the only thing that has made me laugh all evening. I am broken hearted but it’s weird how a little online community can be the reason to smile even though we’re all just a bunch of strangers. Love to you all.

A-Soul said:

Would hate to think Charlie is on OF because they are struggling financially. I feel like a berk writing this, and I’m speculating somewhat with regards their financial situation, but I wonder if someone close to them could set up a Gofundme just to help them through this period where working for a regular income could be difficult for them.

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With respect they have had many months to consider how they would afford to bring up their children, and have time off after their birth. Sadly this is not the time off that they expected, but it is time off nonetheless at the end of her pregnancy so the timescale was planned albeit not the outcome.

Lauren hasn’t been working for months because of being pregnant aside from her photoshoots and set-up pap shots. Chaz has been doing OF and gay porn for many months - since before he was even with Lauren. If he could make a full-time income from it I believe he would. Clearly his other temporary jobs on building sites are to supplement his income rather than replace the OF work as they are not consistent.

They live in a nice rented bungalow, drive a high-end lease car, eat out at restaurants at least once a week, get many takeaways, go on shopping sprees etc. All of this is documented. That is the lifestyle they have chosen to lead and one must imagine they can afford to do so.

I think setting up a GoFundMe for this purpose would be in pretty poor taste given their documented lifestyle.

My second baby was stillborn, and I will never forget that gut wrenching pain. You just want to scream and never stop. Those first few weeks are just horrific, and instead of receiving cards/gifts/visitors, you're talking to undertakers and getting sympathy cards. It goes against every grain.

I'm so desperately sorry for them and hope they've got a lot of support around them.

Hannah2291 said:

Looks like there’s a response from Amy

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I don’t know if I’ve missed something but that response from Amy…does it sound like she also got pregnant and he made her have an abortion? It sounds too serious for just a jilted women statement

Larose looks a bit like the darts player Eric Bristow to me lol x...

@Intoxicating Just made Love Pom xx.

They look like two bagheads strolling out of the magistrates having been fined 150 quid each for shop-lifting Maxwell House and baby milk from Asda.

Next stop Spoons for a bracing, mid-morning cider.

I’ve said this in the previous thread. My little one was born around the same time as little Lorena. VERY early so they’re in the NICU. My bump has gone but I’m DEVASTATED because I should still be pregnant, so the fact she’s living her best life and rejoicing in the fact that she’s not pregnant anymore makes me feel violently ill. My child is still alive and luckily is doing well, but going out and partying is the furthest thing from my mind, let alone had they died! Fucking hell, she’s not right is she?

Alex_Jones said:

Twice the fat fuck it once was. Looks as though Lauren Goodger is turning in to Lauren Goodyear, with more spare tyres than Quick Fix. Bet the tubby fat fucker has a Dunkin Donuts platinum card. Probably the black eye is from running in to the donut shop door.

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This is a bit much

Good morning Scrunchies, Happy New Year’s Eve to you all. It has been a tumultuous year for our BYG with plenty to fill the second annual BYG Awards 2022!

Over the next few days I will post a category for you to vote on and then when the categories run out I’ll count up the votes and announce the winners.

To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.

Today’s category is …

Most WTF Item from the Jumble Sale of Doom

Nominations* are:

- The mirror that was never used;
- The gifted hot tub that she used, didn’t clean, begged the company to come and clean for her (no evidence they did) and then tried to sell for more than market value;
- Bargain of the century, a ripped umbrella for £175 located next to never-been-sat-on furniture;
- The wall of microwaves used for heating up multiple tins of sweetcorn at once.

(*I couldn’t go through all the clothes to pick the 4 worst items, that is an impossible task!)