This is how I imagine the travel article is going to read when it is published 🤗☺☺. I literally can’t wait 🤗🤗

Just back from THE most amazing day ever, I can’t express how utterly divine it is here on St Lucia. The flight over was the best journey ever, eight hours of utter utter bliss ☺☺ while I snuggled under a blanket ignoring my children and enjoying the most delicious Bloody Mary l have ever had - I know I am so so lucky but just remember this is an edited highlights reel of my life and if you don’t like it, do curate your feed and unfollow - trolls and criticism will not be tolerated ☺☺☺. On arrival I collected my monogrammed luggage (AD- gifted), I travelled light this trip (I’ll be doing a live later about capsule dressing for tropical holidays - join me at 8pm!!), packing only 26 floral maxi dresses rather than the 30 I had originally planned for, but as 23 of them had POCKETS 🙌 I feel this was worth my husband having to condense his suitcase space to a couple of T shirts and a pair of shorts. I’ll pay him back later by posting a well edited picture of him looking vaguely chiseled, while I nestle into his shoulder holding a cocktail and laughing maniacally into the distance. After a lunch of the best fish (AD - press experience) I have ever tasted and the MOST delicious chilled rose, I had a little siesta and then settled down for a spot of work. This may look like an easy job to you but this is a new industry and let me tell you, I work like a dog (a miniature Australian labradoodle - I know you’ll ask) to bring well thought out brand deals that are well aligned with my career as a fashion writer, such as Flora margarine and SkyTV. Tonight we are off to dinner (in the interest of transparency, which I pride myself on as personally you can’t be too transparent in this industry 🤗 👊) the hotel very kindly (AD gifted) us a superb 3 course meal. Simply divine! 🥳🥳🥳 After a brief, blissful dip in the hotel pool (AD presstrip), I reapplied my HRT patch (I’ll be doing a live next week to give you an update on how the menopause is going for me after two weeks on the patches - I am feeling like a new woman!!!!!), pulled on my favourite Ridley maxi dress (S/S 21 AD- gift) and smoothed down my freshly highlighted hair (AD-press treatment). Tomorrow, I’ll be showing you how to apply stick on nails badly, and the effects of an AMAZING new cream (AD paid partnership) that I’ve been trialling for the last 3 days and which has made an incredible difference to my décolletage 👏 👊The day after that I’ll be boosting my engagement by posting a meme I found on Pinterest and perhaps a candid shot of me with a double chin 😂😂 as I, oops, opened the front face camera again - silly me!!! 🙈🙈
 
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My take on it is based on nothing more than instinct: grew up in a dysfunctional family (parents split, didn’t get on with her mother), was never nurtured into developing hobbies or skills but got through life by being sassy, met a stable young man with good prospects (possibly after a string of unreliable boyfriends attracted by being with the manic, good-time girl), wanted to have several kids really quickly to establish her own family identity and a sense of belonging that she never had, found her husband was always working and turned out to be quite dull anyway (believe me, they’re not queuing up to practise his area of the law) so seeks external stimulation: fashion then blogging then social media plus TV - all granting her the adulation and affirmation that her narcissistic and insecure character has always craved plus they don’t require her to graft, be patient or be tolerant of others’ foibles (unlike normal work). And now we see the hamster wheel of influencing becoming a circle of doom as she loses all sense of herself in her desperation for instant gratification.

Mind you, I could be wrong.
 
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Kittylover2019

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Right ok, this is what I can tell you from what I witnessed and what I think and let's face it what many of you already know!

She is extremely thin, I would say a size 8 maximum, very up and down. Her skin is sagging on her legs around her knees, which is not a bad thing per say, but in real life looks like it's due to being underweight. Kat walks round as if she is somebody but doesn't look like she is somebody if you know what I mean. No 'presence' whatsoever and a bit scruffy.

Daytime I only saw her either going in or coming out of 'The Retreat' which is an adults only space on the ship and payable (extra).

There was an adults only pool which is where we were most sea days but I didn't see her using this, only once when she walked in took a picture and walked out. Oh and she ALWAYS had her phone in her hand.

Apparently she was there with her boys but I never saw them together once! Don't get me wrong I was there with my two teens and they did take themselves off some of the time but we were together a lot 🤷🏼‍♀️

Actually I was a bit gutted how she portrayed this holiday because I don't think she could have made it look any more crap if she had really tried. Don't get me wrong I know cruising isn't for everyone but the food, the entertainment, the leisure activities are great even if you don't want to get involved with anyone else you don't need to. The ports of call are not all about finding a beach bar/tapas restaurant either.

The opportunity to dress up and look really nice day and night is what I really enjoyed as did my teen girl and boy.

Unfortunately Kat didn't get the memo 😂
 
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