BatteredVeg
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This is how I imagine the travel article is going to read when it is published . I literally can’t wait
Just back from THE most amazing day ever, I can’t express how utterly divine it is here on St Lucia. The flight over was the best journey ever, eight hours of utter utter bliss while I snuggled under a blanket ignoring my children and enjoying the most delicious Bloody Mary l have ever had - I know I am so so lucky but just remember this is an edited highlights reel of my life and if you don’t like it, do curate your feed and unfollow - trolls and criticism will not be tolerated . On arrival I collected my monogrammed luggage (AD- gifted), I travelled light this trip (I’ll be doing a live later about capsule dressing for tropical holidays - join me at 8pm!!), packing only 26 floral maxi dresses rather than the 30 I had originally planned for, but as 23 of them had POCKETS I feel this was worth my husband having to condense his suitcase space to a couple of T shirts and a pair of shorts. I’ll pay him back later by posting a well edited picture of him looking vaguely chiseled, while I nestle into his shoulder holding a cocktail and laughing maniacally into the distance. After a lunch of the best fish (AD - press experience) I have ever tasted and the MOST delicious chilled rose, I had a little siesta and then settled down for a spot of work. This may look like an easy job to you but this is a new industry and let me tell you, I work like a dog (a miniature Australian labradoodle - I know you’ll ask) to bring well thought out brand deals that are well aligned with my career as a fashion writer, such as Flora margarine and SkyTV. Tonight we are off to dinner (in the interest of transparency, which I pride myself on as personally you can’t be too transparent in this industry ) the hotel very kindly (AD gifted) us a superb 3 course meal. Simply divine! After a brief, blissful dip in the hotel pool (AD presstrip), I reapplied my HRT patch (I’ll be doing a live next week to give you an update on how the menopause is going for me after two weeks on the patches - I am feeling like a new woman!!!!!), pulled on my favourite Ridley maxi dress (S/S 21 AD- gift) and smoothed down my freshly highlighted hair (AD-press treatment). Tomorrow, I’ll be showing you how to apply stick on nails badly, and the effects of an AMAZING new cream (AD paid partnership) that I’ve been trialling for the last 3 days and which has made an incredible difference to my décolletage The day after that I’ll be boosting my engagement by posting a meme I found on Pinterest and perhaps a candid shot of me with a double chin as I, oops, opened the front face camera again - silly me!!!
Just back from THE most amazing day ever, I can’t express how utterly divine it is here on St Lucia. The flight over was the best journey ever, eight hours of utter utter bliss while I snuggled under a blanket ignoring my children and enjoying the most delicious Bloody Mary l have ever had - I know I am so so lucky but just remember this is an edited highlights reel of my life and if you don’t like it, do curate your feed and unfollow - trolls and criticism will not be tolerated . On arrival I collected my monogrammed luggage (AD- gifted), I travelled light this trip (I’ll be doing a live later about capsule dressing for tropical holidays - join me at 8pm!!), packing only 26 floral maxi dresses rather than the 30 I had originally planned for, but as 23 of them had POCKETS I feel this was worth my husband having to condense his suitcase space to a couple of T shirts and a pair of shorts. I’ll pay him back later by posting a well edited picture of him looking vaguely chiseled, while I nestle into his shoulder holding a cocktail and laughing maniacally into the distance. After a lunch of the best fish (AD - press experience) I have ever tasted and the MOST delicious chilled rose, I had a little siesta and then settled down for a spot of work. This may look like an easy job to you but this is a new industry and let me tell you, I work like a dog (a miniature Australian labradoodle - I know you’ll ask) to bring well thought out brand deals that are well aligned with my career as a fashion writer, such as Flora margarine and SkyTV. Tonight we are off to dinner (in the interest of transparency, which I pride myself on as personally you can’t be too transparent in this industry ) the hotel very kindly (AD gifted) us a superb 3 course meal. Simply divine! After a brief, blissful dip in the hotel pool (AD presstrip), I reapplied my HRT patch (I’ll be doing a live next week to give you an update on how the menopause is going for me after two weeks on the patches - I am feeling like a new woman!!!!!), pulled on my favourite Ridley maxi dress (S/S 21 AD- gift) and smoothed down my freshly highlighted hair (AD-press treatment). Tomorrow, I’ll be showing you how to apply stick on nails badly, and the effects of an AMAZING new cream (AD paid partnership) that I’ve been trialling for the last 3 days and which has made an incredible difference to my décolletage The day after that I’ll be boosting my engagement by posting a meme I found on Pinterest and perhaps a candid shot of me with a double chin as I, oops, opened the front face camera again - silly me!!!