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stubby said:

DID YOU SEE THE FLOORING? ITS TERRIBLE. She has no style at all. View attachment 633898

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I can just imagine her thanking the man who did the floor
"Naaaa this is SiCK I'm gassed"

where are we supposed to wear this to?


Also I love how they've already applied some discount on the items and nothing's sold out lol

Is that her fanny orrr?

Her last insta story struck me as very odd... "Guys, I'm not pregnant, I'm just on my period and bloated" - shows off her insanely tiny waist and no bloating whatsoever? She definitely has lost weight and this seemed to me more like a body check for herself than anything else.

What is this outfit

rubyroo133 said:

Jake 100% strikes me as a cheater, he’s too in love with himself to truly be in love with anyone else. He just gives off these sleazy, arrogant, holiday rep vibes (hopefully someone will understand what I mean)

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Yes I totally see it.
He strikes me as the type to flirt with girls all day in work, probably shag someone, go on a works Christmas do and take a girl back to a hotel then come home at like 5am saying he stayed out with the lads.

Missclassy19 said:

View attachment 636164Why is she tryna be sexy in these videos. Is Jake not giving her attention ... why be on your tip toes to bend down. Just bend down or go on your knees ffs. She’s trying to hard I’m gonna be sick n it’s so obvious

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She’s so cringe. Why’s she sticking her arse out while she standing on the stool and decorating in a bra? She’s a pick me girl for sure

Aemee00 said:

They've sent Koba back for more 'basic' training??
How are they so incapable of training him? Why does he need more training?

The previous video of Koba "chilling" in the queue for coffee... erm pretty sure he's crying? Like he seems to be doing in every video?

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They clearly can’t control him if he’s been sent back for “basic training”, I 100% believe at some point they’re gonna have to give him up. Feel so sorry for the poor thing being shoved from pillar to post, it’s heartbreaking.

I bet she is absolutely raging that she's wasted 35k on a dog which she can't post photo's of and get 1000s of likes for

bulllllllllllchat2244 said:

That is how security dogs are trained. For example if a burglar entered the home or someone approached the dog in the street it is there to protect the owner and not cower to being hit. It’s a well know training tactic it’s not cruel. How do you think police and military dogs are trained? With fluffy toys and snuggles.

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New member? Only posted in Jordan's thread? Hi Jake & Jordss

Man gets a rolex, she gets half a tub of ice cream (that she probably paid for )

A few years ago she did a "did my makeup horribly to see how my boyfriend reacts" video and it's literally how she does her makeup now! I was so shocked

How has her makeup has gotten this bad, I feel like she's having us on. It wasn't always like this?!

The kinda picture we knew she would post if she could

Her latest SHEIN haul, her white tracksuit says Hentai on she so clueless what it means!

What really upsets me about the dog situation is that she’s supporting the ear cropping and tail docking practise. Its illegal in the UK for a reason as its a vile and an unnecessary evil. People try and say that it’s for working purposes but that’s just false, it’s mostly for aesthetics to make the dog look scarier. I’m so so so disappointed in her trying to justify it with one bias video in her description, when if she googled the practise at all, most sources say that it’s cruel and it causes the dogs pain. Why would she ever support that? Especially considering she lives in the UK and it’s illegal here? Just weird.

Had to shorten the title to fit, hope it’s okay!

Roundup:
- Jordan was accused of Asian fishing in a video on how to do fox eyes, people also brought up her black fishing and it was a huge scandal, she deleted the video and brushed over it
- Bought a 5 bed house which she lives in with Jake
- Spent 30k+ on a trained a trained Doberman from Russia for “security” (just wanted a dog to fit bad bitch aesthetic) this caused uproar in the comments so she turned them/doesn’t mention him
- Keeps talking about how she genuinely has no friends, only Jake

heckles said:

My god, it does look like her! So scary. People also saying she looks like Jessica from 13RW! That is a half cast girl, do they not see the problem in comparing a white girl to a half cast girl??? (Sorry if that’s not the correct terminology btw)

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Yh sorry but half cast imo can be seen as rude. I have a niece who is mixed n my sister gets annoyed when she’s referred to as ‘half cast’ it can be seen as possibly racist as that’s what they used a very long time ago. It can be seen as really offensive as the term itself I think is translated to ‘impure’ and mainly used by people who were white and ‘mixed’ w something else meaning that their white side was pure n anything mixed w that made it impure. Not tryna be rude or come for you but yh xx . I agree w your point she doesn’t look like a full Caucasian person at all. It’s mainly her eyes she messes w intentionally.
Side note - just wanna clarify I’m not being rude about the half caste it’s just close to home topic so don’t think I’m directly being rude to you cause said sorry if that’s the wrong terminology xx

Just had to come here to rant after her video.
I have had two Doberman’s in my life and they are known for being extremely loyal and protective of their family. There is absolutely NO need to aggressively train them to become guard dogs. In fact, they shouldn’t be used as guard dogs at all as they have a strong memory which means they remember pain etc, it’s one reason why they don’t use them in the police force. Once they have been in a traumatising situation, they shut down and become fearful.
She has clearly bought that dog to seem ‘tough’ and, what do they say, a ‘baddie’. I cannot fucking stand people that get pets purely for their looks. Doberman’s are a strong dog, she wouldn’t be able to handle it at all. They need constant stimulation and how can she do that if she is constantly working? I don’t even want to get started on the whole justifying the ear and tail cropping. There is absolutely no need for it other than aesthetics. It’s illegal in the UK and for a perfectly valid reason. It’s cruel. And the fact she imported it from Russia!!! Fucking hell. If she had done her research like she claims, she would know that they shouldn’t have cropped ears/tails and that they are hard work! I commented on the Protection Dogs IG page asking why they feel the need to crop all their dogs ears and tails and I was blocked. Why can’t these influencers own up to their shit?! She got the dog purely for her ‘look’. She will no doubt put a chain around its neck or a spiky collar to add to the ‘baddie’ look. Stupid cow. Give it 6 months and that dog will be in a shelter. Urgh. Sorry, had to rant!

Edited to add: my dad is a 6ft3 built like the mountain guy and even he sometimes found our Doberman’s to be so bloody powerful! How the hell is she going to handle that dog if it starts lunging at people?! Dogs start to mature after 2 years old and their behaviours change.

This teeth thing she does really annoys me ngl also she wouldn’t wear these outifts blazer n the boots just don’t go

I just dont understand how these youtubers think their jobs are hard... If i was struggling with my mental health do you think i could turn round to my boss and be like 'if can push to get it done i will but im not sure' absolutely not i have to suck it up and get on with it. they are so lucky to be in a position where they can take 'mental health days' and whatever else. not one youtuber/influencer would survive in the real world in a real job

Sorry but she’s a pick me “I don’t speak to girls because I’m just such a lad deep down” kind of girl, trying to be cool and edgy with your beer “I’m really into beer now” what you gonna do next put the Rugby on and have a sesh?