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Why is he acting like MollyMae personally sent them to him loool mate it’s your girlfriend not you. Leech

Also they’re both posting hoping Molly reposts them but I highly doubt she knows who either of them are. He works in HR stop tryna be an influencer. Your gf can’t even do it properly so don’t follow

Combined with the 'laid edges' and AAVE, this is blackfishing.

Sorry to interrupt but why has she cut her hair like Lord Farquaad

Idk if anyone is Scottish on here but she’s looking ALOT like the character methadone mick from still game with those new teeth

bulllllllllllchat2244 said:

That is how security dogs are trained. For example if a burglar entered the home or someone approached the dog in the street it is there to protect the owner and not cower to being hit. It’s a well know training tactic it’s not cruel. How do you think police and military dogs are trained? With fluffy toys and snuggles.

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It isn't a police or military dog though is it your dog literally had his ears pinned and tail cut off AND was beat up, for what?

I honestly used to have the biggest girl crush on Jordan back before she died her hair black and adopted this E girl image

this makes me sad poor dog

I’ve just watched her stories - WHY IS SHE ACTING LIKE SHE’S RESCUED A SHELTER DOG?!? She has sourced a specifically mutilated and brainwashed dog for her ‘needs’ and continued the cycle. She is adding to the reason there ARE dogs in shelters

Jordan always says she’s straight but then alludes to getting with girls too saying ‘never say never’. It always comes across to me like she’s saying it to be ‘sexy’ or whatever and isn’t actually bi curious. Just another minority for her to use and abuse as she wishes.

according to jordan she would "totally wear this out"

um wtf? this is literally underwear and your whole vag is on display. i just ..ugh.

Sugar Mama***

Imagine being so boring that the people that bitch about you cba to create a title about you. Mate. I’d be embarrassed that even my haters find me boring

Did she.... just claim to be Latina?!?!?
“I’ve got a bit in me”??? A bit of what?!? Shit for brains?!??!!
Ughhhhhh I hate this bitch.

what are thooooose

Sorry if this is rude but she looks so much like Tekashi 69 to me

Did he actually say his favourite thing about living with Jordan is that he gets a lot of head after she basically poured her heart out on him and said he is her rock as she has no friends? oh my

Imagine spending £30K to import a dog from Russia which you have had trained using horribly abusive methods, docked his ears and tail, and STILL making it wear a pronged collar?! And even worse posting pictures showing off your cruelty.

Even more embarrassing that jake is trying to look cool, posing with a dog we know full well he didn’t have a single penny to contribute to buying and infront of a house he again didn’t put a penny into loool

It’s giving me middle aged woman shopping in Waitrose

heckles said:

Followed by “I mean” and clicking her nails together and doing that high pitch squeal

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"This floor makes me feel a certain kind of way...do you know what I mean?"

Looool not jake thinking he can model with his short self. He literally looks like every basic lad from Essex who thinks they’ve got “drip”, he’s actually so cringe

ImInTheShower! said:

The way they talk about how good eachother are in bed gives me the actual heev
They only do these videos to try boast about how much they have sex let’s be serious

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It's cringe and boring! Like girl we all have sex - you're not the only couple that enjoys it and you're not the only girl who masturbates
You're nothing special Jordz, you've peaked, you're boring now

Why does she have to mention in EVERY video that she doesn't have girlfriends? Huuuge red flag if you don't have at least ONE female friend.