jessiika wilson : Most liked Posts

Who else is hoping the dog gets hold of those sandals and rips them to shreds

we’re obsessed and embarrassing babe? Pretty sure you dedicated a scrapbook page to Justin Bieber now THAT is embarrassing!!

If you must know, I love my life. I have a successful career as does my husband. We have a hefty SUPER!! I don’t have saggy tits, a poo brown belly button or thick dark scar from one side of my body to the other. I’m happily married and wouldn’t embarrass myself infront of my friends and family by having a ‘wedding 2.0’.

My kids can all speak clearly. They each do an extra circular activity and know how to swim. My kids also don’t have fucked teeth from a dummy!

it takes 2 minutes of my day to watch your stories, If I do and a couple of minutes to make a comment if I feel like doing so. Not exactly obsessed babe! You’re a literal hypocrite. You sat there speaking of how you watched the kardashians. I bet you know all about their lives. And look I know you’d like to think you’re on their level (you’re clearly not) but let’s face it, you are somewhat of a public figure so how exactly is it any different????

P.S fuck you and your dumb as fuck husband enjoy your Insta lifestyle while it lasts. Oh, and funny how the scrapbooks were the the only thing damaged in the fire. We’re onto you.

This whole Gold Coast trip triggers me.
Why? Because me and my husband work our asses off to provide a happy, joyful life for our kids. We actually love our kids and spend all of our time devoted to them when not working a real job! We NEVER get the opportunity to go for weekends away, especially to the Marriott! It seems being a useless wife, woeful birth giver (she is no mother) pays off big time. I lose all of my respect to brands that give her anything. She doesn't deserve a thing. There are actual amazing mums on IG who pour their whole heart and soul into parenting, providing and being a good human - why aren't they getting these free hotel stays? They deserve them. Jessiiiika is a piece of shit human.

I assume this is a different Jess to the one that was bitching about her dress not being delivered in time like a week ago

whattheduck87 said:

New thread title needs to have something about Her imaginary friends please lol…. Also if anyone needs a new profile pic you are welcome

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New thread: lights the candle when she wants a romp, Jessi only has imaginary friends - womp womp

Watermeloncracker said:

Imagine posting that your heart is full because you’re spending the weekend away from your husband and kids, and are cuddled up with your designer shoes instead. View attachment 1136852

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Mums need breaks and deserve to prioritise themselves. Glad that is becoming normalised, especially as they are more in the workforce than they ever have been. Mums are open about how trying motherhood is, and also how much they love their children, etc
Jessiiiikkka - this is not it. It is not aspirational to half ass absolutely everything in your life, including work and parenting. It is distasteful with petrol at $2+ a litre to lazily shill products for your clients and then attempt to justify the beauty treatments and the ill conceived home renovations/decor purchases. It is laughable to think anyone would find her parenting relatable or inspiring- sending her prep child to the bus stop in the rain, no awareness her kids slashed a trampoline with knives, or her daughter being CRUSHED by a gas lift bed! She is n e g l i g e n t. We all have our moments but she is like a whisper close to being a tragic news story or statistic. Jess, you have done fuck all to deserve $1300 sandals and I will be stunned if either of these two have savings within the next few years or don’t sink all their money into dumb renos for their overpriced house.
How did they even get a loan? Do we remember their guarantor fell through?

The brands are responding! I was serious when I said I would email them

New thread:

Funeral home vibes and anal bead knives, solo parenting for once - can Jessii survive?

Teemac said:

I’m a hairdresser and my child likes his hair longer and scruffy.. Who gives a fuck if they haven’t had haircuts before school. And I still haven’t sorted school stuff.. they start Tuesday. Call me Jessiiii.

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Are you lost?

Our girl is in fine form today at “mummy republic” event (whatever TF that is)… imagine being this thirsty for attention. I’m so embarrassed for all of these women, I can’t even comprehend this is where we’re at as a species

Also, I’ve never heard of this “mikki fisher” but what a maggot. Her and Amy Gerard, the faces they make when dancing. Imagine needing to dance and put on a show just to be worshipped by your Instagram fans. Somebody make it stop!

ohmybortch said:

Cue the vasectomy reversal for another cash avenue. Probs will cancel the wedding because what says love more than another baby for the gram.

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Focus on the kids you have now, Jessiiikkaaaa you absolute bogan, failure of a mother. I am also triggered by pregnancy announcements - been TTC for 3 fucking years to give my 4 year old daughter a sibling. I’d give anything to have 3 children - appreciate and am so grateful for the one child I do have.

#novasectomyremoval

Jessika Wilson #15 A,E,I,O or U which vowel will this clown renew?

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Hahahahahaha!!! She pronounces “luxe” as “lewks”and I am OFFICIALLY DEAD. Fucking hell, how are these people being paid for this shit?

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Does anyone know the story of when Jessiika created a Brisbane friendship group through the radio station B105? Prior to having Levi, she called up the radio because she had had a miscarriage and realised she didn’t have any friends to talk to through a difficult time. Well called the radio station and a group was formed of 20-30 women to socialise and build some sort of friendship.
1. Jessiika severely bullied a girl in the group and forcibly removed her from the group by bitching, creating false rumours and not inviting the girl to the groups events.
2. She was absolutely horrible and the group basically fizzled out due to her targeting women and maliciously bullying them to the point that they felt so uncomfortable to continue any further friendships in the group.

I know a lot more but that’s one of the main points that basically summarises who she is.

Given that the entertainment was kept a “secret”, it’s safe to assume that none of those women knew that they would be attending a strip show. Therefore, no verbal or written consent could’ve been given by anyone who was grabbed, groped, grinded on, had their clothes aggressively yanked at or were unwillingly exposed to strangers and thousands of people on the internet. If you buy tickets to a strip show, you know what you’re signing up for. If you buy tickets to a Christmas Party for an online photo album shop, you would not be anticipating having a random guy pump his dick up against you and expose your ass to 60,000+ people on Instagram.

Like everyone else, I’m no prude, but I also know sexual assault when I see it. Sadly, it’s all very “on-brand” for Jessiika Wilson. She is absolutely vulgar.

Johnnygirl said:

I messaged them .

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They just replied.

So she’s blatantly copying Murder With My Husband podcast. I’m actually such a crime buff, live for true crime, this has made me so irrationally angry! These fucking pathetic cunts are so half arsed with everything they do.
Mark my words, if they do not properly credit sources for these podcasts they will be fucked!!

notgifted said:

Be something stupid no one needs, like her other products.
I hope she’s booked a holiday for the days following the launch so she can delay posting and picking people’s orders after she’s squandered their money

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