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Alfie perfectly sums up "the confidence of a mediocre straight white man".

Both he and Jessie seem very emotionally stunted. I feel bad for their kids.
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Here's his Tattle show, on in my city next month: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/red-flags-galore

There's no way I'd pay to see him but am curious to see him standing around the laneway after the show, waiting for all his imaginary gen z groupies desperate to hook up with a father of 4 who looks like he lives off grey foods and showers fortnightly.

She is setting her kids up for a lifetime of disordered eating, it's so toxic. I'm sure she's exaggerating that the kids just eat nuts for dinner because it makes her sound quirky, I think it makes her sound like a dick.
It's one thing if she wants to live life as a constipated squirrel, because she’s terrified of putting on weight, but don't force that on your children.
And I know Alfie is a philandering tosser, but she's also very much a walking red flag in my opinion.

Having lots of kids is one of those things that’s trashy if you’re poor but a status symbol when you’re privileged.

blatherer said:

also requires going back to school, you don't just magically become a midwife


I found her insistence in having a brazilian while heavily pregnant weird, period.

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I was surprised to hear she had a Brazilian at all. That was when I still saw her as a boho earth mother type who doesn't adhere to conventional beauty standards, before I found out she's an insecure neurotic who is desperate to be considered sexy and beautiful just 'not like other girls' are.

Sorry kids I didn’t chose you, you just happened to me. I didn’t chose your mum either she just let me shag around if I agreed to you being born and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Pathetic. Me, myself and I.
I am completely myself with my husband as is he.We have small children and for these years there isn’t much going out and living the way we did before kids. We are a family and act like it.

Saw Alfies WIP stand up the other night and it went badly....
He said Jessie is the breadwinner and explained she was on Harry Potter.
The audience was silent and he said " oh that usually gets a response"
he carried it on to say she was in the half. blood. prince
again expected a reaction and paused but audience remained silent

a man went up to go to the loo during his set and he said it would be better than the show
another man left and didnt come back

alfie opened by asking if i was okay
i said yes
he then asked when the last time i was scared was
i said i was rarely scared.

he said he wants to shag everyone he sees - hmmmm
he said jessie wanted a third child and he didnt and he thought that he would win but didnt explain why
he said they made a deal that if she got pregnant before he left for his tour in australia he could shag anyone he wanted to in australia
she agreed and got pregnant but then covid cancelled his tour
he was holding tenn and realised jessie had won

i do wonder how much jessie provides for the household cos it must be loadssssssss

Jessie Cave #3 Can't successfully end a project, or a toxic relationship