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Chocolatelover123 said:

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Dear god Carol has actually called him prince I can’t cope

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She had me at ‘you was’

Sometimes i womder if she is Natalya's mother

I reckon jess will sing at her own wedding. I can just picture it. Her fella sitting on one of them thrones while she sings 'your love is king' by Sade. Then her an Arg will sing 'a whole new world' while a gin soaked carol cries her eyes out.

I get that they’re a close family - living or not and grief is hard on anyone at any time but why this photo - it’s just odd, weird and creepy

This has to be posted, she released three singles about dancing and couldn't dance for toffee in any of them

It's an iconic video, the awful clothes, budget dancers. A masterpiece.

Dontcare223 said:

Sorry if I’ve missed something, why was arg not at the wedding?

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Cos they didn't want him pretending he's Frank sinatra crossed with Dean Martin, hogging the microphone and looking like a waiter in a bow tie.

Jumpindesia said:

I always thought she was older than she claims...

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Well I can tell you with certainty that she’s older. She was evacuated out of Essex with my nana during WW2 for a start my nana says she was like a lovely big sister but thick as a wellington boot

Wtf looks like Nanny is about to go down on her

Dear god Carol has actually called him prince I can’t cope

Big Mark: “you’re a Wright now Will”

Will:

If she could shag herself she would.

I remember Billi Mucklow referring to Jess as a ‘bald cunt’ once. She also called Carol Wright ‘Mutton’ to Jess’s face.
Happy memories.

What I love about that song are the beautiful and poetic lyrics. “Kick off my jimmy’s and feel alright”

Of course the world champion of this is Denise Van Outen, who proclaimed loudly to the world that Jay Kay and her were made for each other as they had so much in common “we are even the same age”. Interesting that he’s now in his 50s and shes still 45! At the rate she’s going, her first ex Gary Glitter wouldn’t have dated her at 16, he would have got his grubby hands on her before she was even born

Another master is Sherzinger, who up until her “40th” last year had photos of her 21st that were datestamped “1991” up on her social media (which I believe means she was on stage in over 21s clubs in America in her underwear at the age of 12)

And of course there’s Lauren Pope, whos cv boasts that she started her own business in 1993 which according to her current given age means she had an office, was taking meetings, and had secured a bank loan when she was still in junior school

Jess has been 33/34 for about 4 years.

annabelle_bronstein said:

She had me at ‘you was’

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Honestly I'm embarrassed for her, that's so badly written

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Forget the Jubliee, Jess has given birth to Mark no.3

This is going to be like Kim kardashian marrying kris humphries with a Poundland budget. Entertainment will be arg singing a strange rat pack version of “21 seconds”, the first dance will be hubby dancing with carol as Jess sings Valerie and then they will wheel out the tone deaf ginger compère as big mark gets the ump and sneaks off to call his side piece. The grand finale is Leah windmilling and smushing carols face into the (gifted) cake. Mazel tov!

Notaninstamumeither said:

she must be so jealous of Kate!

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Probably, but Will seemed like a nice man on the wedding programme and will probably make a good father and husband. For all Rio's money, I could never marry a man who cheated on his dying cancer ridden wife. As they say, when a man marries the mistress, he creates a vacancy

Diva18 said:

I did think that myself. How old was Carol when she had Natalya?

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She was 40, and Jess would have been 15, so feasible for either of them to be Natalya’s mother. Interesting theory!!