gizzi erskine : Most liked Posts

roarke said:

I HATE these people. I work with a guy that the ladies love and when we used to go to work events, women in their forties and fifties would always come up to him and do this. “Go on, how old do you think I am?” And the answer is always wrong because you can’t win.

Click to expand...

Whenever someone asks me how old I think they are, I always go ‘up’. So if I think they look 40, I will always say ‘49 maybe?’
Fuck em.

heretoreaditall2019 said:

Is this a fucking joke - cheap energy? Because what, energy prices are going to rise because of the WAR???

View attachment 1087088

Click to expand...

She looks like Jack Monroe in that second photo. If you’re on the JM threads you’ll know that definitely isn’t a compliment

Satisfying Click said:

She says she will reveal her face at 1m followers, though she's not exactly making it difficult to identify herself in the interim.

Click to expand...

On this - she’s posted pics of everything but her face to confirm to her audience that she is indeed a young slim white woman so they can safely keep one hand in their pants.

The sad thing is it’s inevitable there will be cries of “they’re old bitter witches! Sexless bores!” etc etc when really we are just (slightly!) older women who know that this is cringe and exploitative of women who are naive enough to go along with it. Look at how Miley grew up and learnt that Sinead was in fact right!

SheLeft said:

With an appetite for lamb

Click to expand...

Might be a niche reference but this reminded me of Mr G:



If you haven’t seen Summer Heights High please watch it!

TriviaNewtonJohn said:

I used to like her as well. Not sure this comment is for public Instagram.View attachment 864694

Click to expand...

Because she doesn’t like you Gizzi

littlebananafairy said:

There has been a fella on her stories a few times the last week who looks a lot like her ex boyfriends (Dean and Mickey) so I’m guessing it’s him. I think he is in a band called luxury apartments or something.

Click to expand...

Sounds like a band name SuperHans would come up with.

really_whythough said:

Over-sharing over filter over over-filled filler.

Click to expand...

Next thread title PLEASE

skronkywildcat said:

Some food box company sent Gizzi’s mum loads of free veg and Gizzi refused to thank them unless they also paid her some money. I forget where I heard this - possibly on the Jack thread?

Click to expand...

this is what I remember as well- think it was during the first pandemic when everyone was panic buying and her mum was struggling to get a delivery. A veg box company bent over backwards to get one sorted for free and asked Gizi if she could mention them on social media as a thank you and to highlight them. She refused and said something like ‘you know I get £5k for a mention like that?’ Or similar.
I remember her vaguely from the ‘cook yourself thin’ days but otherwise I really don’t know much about her. She definitely seems like an absolute arrogant twat though.

I can see she’s now diagnosed herself with cyclothymia. Bullshit. I know Gizzi is clearly a psych expert of some renown (titter) but being a psych nurse myself I smell bullshit. Apparently she has to take pills to manage mania…really??? I reckon this is yet another celebrity wannabe poster girl/boy for mental illness who is completely unqualified to talk about it. We need to hear from everyday people using NHS services who really live with mental illness/developmental disorders/neurodivergence.

what a load of pseudoscientific horseshit. And also, again, what gives Gizzi the right to diagnose people she’s never met en masse? And calling people lazy in the process. Absolute twat

Who’s to say if she “did the work” to make a few lifestyle changes she might not actually have ADHD or depression either…

I’m not doing a Gizzi and diagnosing her. Just using her and the responders logic here.

Such a good example of how narcs operate. Gizzi is issuing an instruction to sluttychef here - ‘if you worship me I won’t destroy you - play nice and let’s make your rising profile mutually beneficial’ is how I read that.

Meanwhile Gizzi will be seething with jealousy that someone is all up in her niche and doing it well - and sluttychef was even openly gunning for Giles Coren’s coveted restaurant review column (posted in one of her stories on the weekend)! The nerve! That by rights belongs to Gizzi when it can finally be prised from the little man’s clutches dontchya know, Gizzi hasn’t been diligently writing mini reviews of all her free lunches on her Instagram for the past few years for nothing after all

Here is sluttychefs column fyi
https://archive.ph/NeaT7

That absolutely pathetic looking lobster cost ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE POUNDS. It’s very obvious it’s an undeclared PR invite. She’s such a grasping, duckfaced twat.

RE gizzi and her approach to her weight, I almost unfollowed her when she was literally almost crying about being a size 14. It was so insensitive but this was prior to the days when I realised I could just … unfollow people.

she can cook, she was trained at the prue leith cooking school. She’s another one though, that refers to their neurodivergency (sp? Word?) as a “superpower”

I had to transfer the swimsuit to this thread:



So it's a bespoke swimsuit made by a sleb friend, but looks about a size too small (the way it's cutting in at the bikini line, ouch!) and the left boob has tired of life with Gizzi and wants to live somewhere else

bobbinz said:

Bit weird her fella is there too! Firstly isn’t he dead thin?! Secondly, doesn’t he have anything better to do with his time?

Click to expand...

He’s very busy being in a wildly unsuccessful band and wearing really unflattering sunglasses. DUH.

I know it’s early, but please can ‘Hurdling towards obesity’ be the next thread title? I

I posted this on another thread but I used to really like her, then I saw her being such an arse on Instagram and it put me right off.

During peak UK lockdown she flew out to Barbados for ‘work’ (a DJ set ) and then proceeded to post about how absolutely awful it was that Barbados went in to lockdown when she arrived. She could still enjoy the stunning hotel and beach etc and it was just tone deaf.

Satisfying Click said:

I had to transfer the swimsuit to this thread:

View attachment 1406222

So it's a bespoke swimsuit made by a sleb friend, but looks about a size too small (the way it's cutting in at the bikini line, ouch!) and the left boob has tired of life with Gizzi and wants to live somewhere else

Click to expand...

It's such weird positioning of the rogue boob too isn't it? I'm not body shaming but right boob is where its meant to be, left boob looks like she's sucked every bit of fat in her entire body into one place to create a SUPER TIT

Sorry, what?

It reads like one of those pervy men in their 50s who write, "Oh no, I wet myself again!" posts on Mumsnet

She's not comparing like with like. At that price, they'll not have made the filling (or the pastry) themselves, they'll be relying on mass produced catering items. I *assume* she'll be making everything from scratch, and using better ingredients, and that's why her price point will be higher. Which is absolutely fine. Just don't come and snootily score some little fast food place as though they've got access to the same products and the time and money it takes to create them.