Plonker

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I see the farmer has ruined her day again.
Oh and Josie, he harvested the field he didn't plough it. No doubt he will plough it soon and we will have to listen to you moaning about it's ugliness.

She has to leave those poor dog's privates alone! There is something deeply pathological about it.
The screenshots don't do the level of creepiness justice. Go to the video on her instastories.
oh lord! The touching and tickling 🤮 the gentle whispers about being in bed together. The creepy as fcuk ending whisper of “I loovveee you” and again a total focus on dickens 🥴 what is wrong with her?!

I would just like to thank the farmer for harvesting that field and sparing us from yet another picture in a field wearing a white dress holding a basket of flowers! Fantastic timing❤
 
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lanathebest

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When you click on her videos it's always russian roulette, u never know what she's going to erratically talk about because she's sponsored. It's always random, today it's a fragrance.
*erratic rapid talk about fragrances, the notes, how it sprays, why you need it, how u can smell good longer*
Next video, we don't know!!!! Could be a new Dyson product! And she loves to act like she's just so nice, with her nice innocent voice, and acting like she's just giving advice to her viewers. But she's all about marketing, like a telemarketer. The modern Avon lady, but she sells every brand under the sun. If Evian tomorrow sponsors her, she will sell the shit out of it for 25 min out of a 30 min video.
She will start the video in her gym with Charlie occasionally walking past the camera because he needs attention and wants you to look at his ass, and she will grab a water bottle and be like "omg i am thirsty my darlings, wooo, i'm sweating. I just have to say, no other water has ever tasted this good than this Evian one. Honestly, it's the only water actually that contains electrolytes from the French Alps and *erratic rant and script she was sent*

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Her hair is grey!!!!
 
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BeccaBanana

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I know this will have been said but just watched first 10mins of the ‘Oxford/self love’ vlog. Is she for real??????

The woman is just back from a 10 day luxury holiday in the Maldives, admits she only works 5 hours in a day, has a regular massage every Monday, along with hair and nail appointments during a regular working day - and has the nerve to stand there and tell us how tired she is and we should all pamper ourselves and take time out!!!

What about people on Min wage, working 12 hours a day trying to keep a roof over their heads and feed their children and don’t have the choice to take a break / have a pamper day / book a holiday! These influencers are the most indulged, entitled and lazy creatures I’ve ever known!
 
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