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HungryHippo said:

I think the work I’d use to describe Emma is meh. The house decor is meh, her clothes are meh and her attitude is meh.

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EmMeh Hill

Many thanks to @Silly Sausage for the thread title!
Life at the beige bunga continues, as Emma and Simon entertain themselves with exciting activities such as making biscuit pyramids, filling storage jars with nuts and seeds, and painting everything in Little Greene Joanna (including the gym equipment). Now she lives a quieter life just off the motorway in rural Kent, Emma entertains herself by eating three weeks' worth of pastries in 24hrs and working at her angles, whilst setting up a tripod and pretending to take photographs in a mirror that doesn't exist. She also appears to be gearing up for a world record in how many different shades of wood can you cram into one house and just how long can you string out a balayage, before you are forced, kicking and screaming, to go to a hairdresser. Unfortunately, Emma appears to have spent all her money on overpriced Toteme sweaters and 159 pairs of identical Veja trainers and has no cash left for a haircut. With tumbling views, no original content and desperate for some aff links, she decides to make a riveting video all about ... candle making

(sorry, dozed off there for a second)

and when politely challenged about her inability to distinguish weight from volume, proceeded to call one of her subscribers a turd. This was quickly Gleamed away, leaving Emma determined to become a better version of herself an even more miserable cow. She has since found new and innovative ways to insult, patronise and snap at the people who pay for her lifestyle her subscribers, starting with a giant rant about how much she hates birthdays. Meanwhile, Simon sits in the dark silence of his black walk-in wardrobe, staring at his unworn Gucci trainers and wondering how his turd-coloured Yoo Choob channel life came to this.
A plethora of regret.
A veritable plethora of regret.
If you will.

well played whoever this is

I feel desperately sorry for them both, but this 'don't DM me, don't reach out to me, I know you care so you don't need to tell me' and turning the comments off is just so unpleasant and salty. You make your entire living from this pseudo-friendship with your followers, of course they are going to want to reach out and support you. Don't read the comments, don't open the DMs. She enjoys engagement but only on her terms. Her ego and sense of self-importance is just mind-blowing.

I had to go look and wow ... she did. Someone explaining the difference between weight and volume, and giving her a great example to help her understand, and that's her reaction. She really is vile.

This looks like someone in a straight jacket with all harmful objects removed. I never get past the first couple of minutes anymore. She really needs cheering up.

Slags off previous owners and then states she is making exactly the same decision they did in literally the same paragraph. Plus, previous owners did not have free shit thrown at them for 'exposure'. They had to buy their own fridges and plant pots. Jesus. What a self-absorbed, entitled, pretentious little arsehole she is.

I am so done with this nasally, patronising, bugalow-dwelling snob.
Her old vlogs with Simon and the dogs were so fresh and funny. Now she's sitting in her weird YouTuber 'dressing room', with coffee table books she'll never read and awful dip dye hair, surrounded by beige blazers, saying if you will every ten seconds (like we're all stupid) and lecturing everyone on sustainability while she coats her entire house in plastic. I'm out.

A few weeks ago, I commented on a video regarding her blatant freebie beg for a jumper. She had emailed the retailer with a very inane question about the jumper and waddayaknow, the company saw she was THE Emma Hill and sent it to her for freeeeeee! I commented how blatant it was and asked, if she’d been about to pay anyway, why not go ahead, and, if she rates the jumper, mention it in a video anyway! Or, in these expensive times (for those of us who have to pay), buy herself one and accept the freebie to send to a follower, or something. Then, everyone benefits. The reply I got back was so bitchy. She even said, “I’ve come across women like you before…” She told me I haven’t a clue about ‘this industry‘ and how it works. Apparently, she, or her morals/ethics are never to be queried. I replied back and told her my career and added a few facts about how many of us currently feel about influencers and their frivolous accumulation of #kindlygifted items, that you and I, who do actually PAY for our goods are funding - a company’s marketing budget is only as good as profits from OUR purchases allow - and my reply was swiftly deleted and I assume I’m blocked. Simon shouldn’t allow her into her own comments section. She has no idea how to communicate with people. Yes, she has a talent for talking about clothes veeeeerrrrrryyyy slowly, as if she’s addressing a bunch of toddlers and I’m genuinely impressed by her ability to shoehorn in the word ‘plethora’ to every video but she can’t handle other people’s thoughts at all.

Those tins are an investment piece. You can dress them up or dress them down. The sweetcorn, in particular, is a key transitional vegetable which will see you through summer and well into autumn, when you can dump it in one of your storage tubs and chuck it in the attic, never to be seen again.

The way she was banging on about moving to the countryside I thought she would have uninterrupted views of green fields !
She’s got a bloody pensioners bungalow on a cul de sac with no doubt M2 noise.
I couldn’t get past about 20 mins of the vid. The house is just too depressing for words.

It’s a house to house her clothes
A bunga-drobe

One million pairs of trainers carefully stored in individual clear plastic boxes but only one set of bedding, you couldn’t make it up

Kattykat10 said:

What a complete vile snob she comes over in this

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What a see u next tuesday! They should've bought a different house, when this one is so below their "standard".

verykindlygifted said:

I used to really enjoy Emma’s style and even her bland decorating as I love interior and house content. But I unfollowed ages ago because she’s become so rude and entitled and I can’t stomach it.

It’s simple to just say “the house doesn’t have X so we are doing X.” No need to hag off the previous owners ffs!

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A person that covers her perfectly fine kitchen and quartz countertop in plastic wrap should really shut her mouth about the previous owners cutting costs. Like shut the fucking fuck up!

Silly Sausage said:

Does the kitchen have any heating currently?

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Only the hot air coming out of Emma's complainy mouth.

Bring back the old Emma with the vlogs of her and her mom going on holiday, eating KFC, showing her humorous side. She's like an entirely different person now, almost a bit Lydia Millen

Luna252 said:

Exactly. So she’s telling us there’s not a single person or company in the whole of the UK who can make the door that she wants?! What the hell does this door look like?

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Presumably this...

Lol YOU GUYS, our Emma is NOT a shameless beggar!

For the actual love of God what does she look like????

I wish Simon would replace Emma with a slab of solid wood. On the other hand would we notice?