emily norris : Most liked Posts

I swear everytime I read that bit about ‘everyone just wants to have sex with me or falls in love with me’ something inside me dies

She’s forgot to add the book again

Here's a tip for you Dolmio jugs....

1) Buy a house you actually LIKE in the beginning? One that, you know, you don't have to change beyond recognition in order to feel comfortable?

I cannot be arsed with her hiring a chef in the hot tub fucking lodge shes booked to escape her dusty £1m renovation with her husband who is there to help out 24/7 because he’s living off her ridiculous wage that she earns fannying about in front of a camera How does it happen I must have missed a trick somewhere in life

Is it me being cynical or does anyone else think that when Instagrammers ask for recommendations for something they are just on the beg for free/gifted stuff they can then advertise and push on all their followers?