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Tbh I actually feel like you can be desensitised to how thin she’s gotten because we see it all the time. It’s only when I see things like the below that I REALLY notice how bad she’s gotten. (Not my screenshot - was posted by another user in the last thread).

HAHAHAHHA surely I’m not the only one that finds this response absolutely hilarious

fidgetjo said:

the minions defending her.. surely no one thinks James is going to be mobbed if people know where he is. He’s hardly even famous anymore

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He had 40 viewers on his Instagram live the other day. I'm pretty sure there's no risk of him being mobbed, let alone recognised in public

Seen Emily and Jake in Asda, soz not the best photo

she's still thin as shit, boyfriend's still denying her existence, still arrogant and rude to her followers, so yeah, not much has changed but we live underwater

How I imagine the conversation with Katie went:

Emily: Katie, I need you to move your wedding. It’s dangerously close to my Whistler trip.

Katie: Emily, the wedding is in 48 hours…we can’t MOVE it?!

Emily: Well when James says jump, I say how high. He’s summoned me to Canada and I need to go!

Katie: That’s fine, but-

Emily: I’m going to have to wear a mask the entire time. There’s no way I’m catching covid and ruining my trip.

Katie: That’s your choice I guess. The good news is the professional photos are outside so you won’t need a mask for those.

Emily: I said I need to wear a mask the entire time. The entire time means the entire time! I haven’t seen my boyfriend in 2 years Katie!

Katie: You saw him in the summer? He ripped out your kitchen?

Emily: Ok well it’s really not that deep.

Katie: I just don’t want to be reminded of covid every time we look back on the photos.

Emily: Your triggers are not my responsibility.

Annyct said:

She’s so full of shit, she used to go to the same ED clinic as me as I used to see her in the loo

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I mean... Based on your comments on other threads you've hung out with Alexandra Burke at the X factor, Russell brand as a guest on his radio show and see Louise pentlands fella Liam at the gym.

Girl is about to have the shittiest christmas of all time.

Redfloss said:

New thread title ideas?

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Emily Canham #15 He didn’t crash the wedding after all, but she flew to LA the second he called

Emily’s leaked letter to the owner:

Dear Mrs House Owner,

My name is Emily Canham (Can-um) and I just want you to know that I think your house is the dreamiest house ever.

I don’t always know when things are wrong (trust me, I moved in with my first boyfriend after three weeks and he ended up swearing at me; then I let my second boyfriend move in with me after three months and he ended up cheating on me) - but I know when things are right, and when I saw your house on RightMove I started crying and I had to call my Mom because I just could picture myself living there with my dog Cody and my boyfriend James. (That’s James Bourne. He’s famous. You might know him from projects such as Busted, McBusted, Son of Dork, Murder at the Gates (Unreleased - still) and his second solo album Sugar Beach. The latter is destined to be a flop but the point still stands: he’s a millionaire so if you want a buyer with cash in hand, vote for us.

Things I love about the property: its gorgeous high ceilings (I’m 6”4 so this is essential); the storage in the kitchen for my extensive Le Crueset collection and the fact it has 5 bedrooms because James will no doubt want his own, away from me.

To be honest I don’t want to be cheesy, but I moved out at 17 and since then my house has never felt like a home. I had a really tough time at school because despite having two best friends (they called us the Victoria’s) I didn’t like when anyone said anything mean to me or when a teacher told me to come for lessons when I didn’t want to - so I’d sulk in the toilets and ring my Mom to come pick me up IMMEDIATELY. Which she always did. Of course. She’s kinda scared of me. I always get want I want. Which brings me back to: your dreamy house.

I can see this being my forever home, after searching for that for so long since 17. James will probably still live in LA. But I can see myself here forever. Imhereforever, if you will.

Yours sincerely,

EmLie Canham

doodlebug said:

Does anyone think Emily is neurodivergent? I think maybe her and James gelled because they had that in common.

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No I just think she’s a twat

Dwightschrute said:

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Brands also need to protect their consumers by not advertising using unrealistic or unhealthy body standards

Emily Canham #26 - Ex-Boyfriends on high rotation, bloody awful home renovation

Northerntea said:

Sophie has spilt the beans!!

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Emily has deleted Sophie’s comment

I just hope 25 is better for Emily. She’s only been to Canada, Mauritius and Paris this year and she’s had an awfully difficult time renovating her ‘dream home’ while continuing the search for the perfect pair of jeans. She had to pick up her new Tesla too. In the words of Emily herself, I HOPE THIS NEXT YEAR GIVES HER A BIT OF A BREAK

When you go to lengths of deleting your own sisters tik tok comments to keep up your mysterious persona when you've already been outed

Pretty shocking change in a year and a bit..

economyofnone said:

Gosh how can one change so little in 10 years it’s almost sad

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She really seems to hate poor people too

Rubyrooroo said:

Look everyone knows you can't be that skinny and be eating healthily

Also no man likes hugging a bag of bones, and no woman wants to look like that. It blows my mind how her mum is allowing it, I can imagine Emily sugar coating everything and persuading her mum she's fine. She's ill, it's clear to everyone!!!!

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I'm sorry but eating disorders are not about what 'men like' or what other women want to look like. They are mental disorders. She's not thinking about what other people want. She's stuck in this unhealthy cycle of being obsessed with food but being afraid of it. It's not really about food or her weight but about control. She lacks control in her life/her relationship with James and has experienced some kind of trauma. Because she hasn't dealt with it, her mind is coping the only way it knows how. And she's a woman in her 20s - her mum probably desperately wants her to get better but she's not her guardian or primary care giver anymore now that Emily is over 18. EDs are scary, complex and very hard to deal with. She will have to hit rock bottom before she decides herself she needs and wants to get better.

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