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Dear Laura Pick, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my instagram, my slime Twitter (18+) and my tiktok at the bottom
I sent 6000 dms back in autumn, you must not have got em
there probably was a problem with the wifi or something
Sometimes my viewers send gifts when I beg em
But anyways, Fuck it, what’s been up (cis) women, how’s playing elphaba?
If I ever change gender, guess what imma call me?
Imma name me Elphaba
I read about your private gig too, I’m sorry
I suicide-bated online because of the live you didn’t want with me
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got a copy of your hat and a kitchen broom and dustpan
I got a room full of dirty boxers and your pictures, man
I like that song you did with Glenda too, that shit was slayyyy
Anyways I hope I see you at stage door today
Just to go live, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Elphie.

danirawr said:

Is there anything he doesn't have?

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A vagina

i’ve always said this and i stand by it

your bad upbringing/childhood is not an excuse to be a cunt

No tea just coffee said:

She's right though. She did reword it to say be friends with who you want but I won't be there. Who would want to be near anything to do with eq. She's vile

ETA..not a fan at all as I disagree with alot she has done. But why are people being so transphobic. She. Not he. Is there any need for it.

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Some people call elphaba ‘she’, others call him ‘he’. We all get along fine on this thread and we don’t argue over which pronouns other people use to refer to elphaba.
No one is interested in your antagonistic comments, so stop trying to derail the thread with transphobia accusations. There’s no point.

Early thread suggestion from me too: girls are made of sugar and spice, elphaba is made from scabies and lice

after my Petri dish in a dress didn’t make it last Time, pleeeease give me a chance for the new thread!

The resemblance is uncanny.

Guyana1976 said:

So he won't wash because he can't stand the sight of his own appendage,but enjoys sucking others,he also admitted liking cocktails,but from now on is using a plastic one.

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It actually has the audacity to meet people for sex looking like that, smelling like that, being in that state - i can’t. I could NEVERRRRR hookup with someone, nevermind a stranger on grindr, without at-least showering, smelling nice, doing my skin care, wearing decent clothes. it’s a two hour prep at a minimum just to link a boy etc…

I don’t know how it has the cheek to disrespect someone else like that. nevermind it’s lack of respect for itself. Its vile. The lack of self-worth, the disregard for others. it’s so embarrassing.

Also, we ALL know its grindr pics will be faceapped, facetuned, photoshopped and edited to the max like the ones on its instagram. No pores, flawless skin, no dirt or grime or buboes or boils, no spots etc… No redness, smaller, more conventional nose. beautiful long flowing hair, more feminine face, full makeup. all edited on. Imagine thinking you’re seeing and meeting this:

(still hideous)

and when you turn up, this greets you:

This level of catfishing, deceiving imo should be illegal. it’s fraudulent and manipulative and deceptive.

i’d be screaming and going mental and making threats too. To go on an app for sex, arrange a meet with them, have THEM come to you, catfish them to the extreme and then not even have sex with them when you arranged and agreed, on an app for hookups and sex. no words
let me say again: make them come all the way to you, CATFISHING them, and then turn them down. the audacity. of course - you always have the right to say no and change your mind, but really? It doesn’t exactly have men lining up to get with it, does it?

If a person is old enough to meet people from Grindr and beg for gifts on Tik tok, then they are old enough to be held accountable for their actions.

Thanks, @lestarkettlex

Just wanted to add this gem from the last thread courtesy of @AlaiaG

I’m far too invested in this crap. I just fed my dog and said to her “oh we’ll have allllll the dog food darlin. Bitch like me got all the winalot. Aroots!”
poor dog looked terrified

Merpedy said:

The whole thing about his dads past was so weird and seemed to come out of nowhere. It’s not exactly great to be portraying your father as some dangerous man online

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Jack & his dad

I just sat down next to my husband and without invitation started explaining Elphaba to him.

“There’s this girl on tiktok… well, she’s a trans girl and she goes by Elphaba and is mainly green. She doesn’t really wash and she just screams defying gravity 20 times a day on tiktok and somehow makes about £9k a week doing it. Anyway there’s this other girl called Chelsea Lee Art who I assumed was also trans but apparently isn’t and she’s friends with this girl who IS trans called Evil Queen who had a problem with her new vajayjay but that’s another story, and she called Elphaba a giant lettuce and anyway Elphababa probably has fetal alcohol syndrome and-”

“Is there a point to this story?”

“Not really no.”

“Should I research these people?”

“Yes please.”

lkp said:

i’ve always said this and i stand by it

your bad upbringing/childhood is not an excuse to be a cunt

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I had an awfully neglectful childhood and I'm yet to leave a bag of poo anywhere

212OutofTheBlue said:

I can't believe how some of you are holding this child to the same standard of an actual adult woman who has eons more life experience.

Elphaba has spent her latter teenage years being utterly consumed by TikTok. I remember not long ago watching her sort Pokémon cards with Jack on Live. She never used to be like this. Just an insecure kid who's been dragged up and now has no idea what to do or how to live her life.

I really don't know how to formulate my thoughts properly but I just don't understand how you some of you can't see that what happened last night was absolutely appalling, beyond words disgusting and anyone saying Elphaba deserved it are just as bad as CLA and EQ.

I'm not saying Elphaba is innocent of her crimes because of her age. I'm not saying she shouldn't be held to account. But she's a kid, and who didn't come away with stupid shit when they were a kid. The difference is we didn't broadcast it to thousands of people.

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How are you not getting that all of this is just manufactured drama for views / gifts? EQ comes in and plays the role of big bad bully, Elphaba sits there feeling sorry for himself and oh! Look what happens, he wins the leader board and gets a payout equivalent to what most people earn in an entire year.
Go and make a rave thread for him if all you’re going to do is constantly post just to tell us we’re all bad people for not feeling sympathy for someone who lied multiple times about being sexually assaulted and being disabled.
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Eta: elphaba is not a child either.

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GET OFF THE INTERNET. Is all I can say. He’s off his face as well tbf sounds wasted
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Right, how is he wandering around in the streets of London at 4am saying “I’m so scared to be out right now bc I’m trans, I wish I was a real girl”… bffr? Like honestly be real? You think it’s scarier to walk alone and drunk at night as a female?!!
You have no idea what it’s like to be a lone female walking at night in a rough area, it’s absolutely terrifying, you walk with your keys in your fist, constantly looking over your shoulder and you’re always ready to fight. Elphaba has no fucking clue what that feels like, and to then follow it up by saying you wish you were a biological female is an insult to all women tbh.

Thread suggestion: Elphaba #11: went Camden market, spent a sum, got a fake Gucci for sticking it up her bum

Thread suggestion- still stinky, still has a winky and still has less talent than my little pinky

Someone actually went as Elpha for Halloween.