New thread following on from overflowing #17
Congratulations to Sassmaster3000 with the winning thread title
Same shit different day. Still burping, farting and covered in scabies.
Moving around from town to town. Maria did not spend Christmas with Elphaba. Rants about trolls...
Whizzing through these threads faster than elpha to the refund helpline at zizzis. Thank you @wtafisthis1980, you win a gift card to prestigious designer nutmeg of the sainsburys, don’t spend it all at once.
Recap anyone? - still calling emergency lines as pre drinks before nights...
Ere we are!! Thank you @Milfordcubicle you win, pus. Straight from the boil.
dropped from Brighton Pride
Air drums impression
Big bed jump
Maria dressed as elphaba
A boyfriend for 18 hours!
✨reminder if you’re new here,hi! We all respect our choices on the pronouns...
Thanks to @chlosib for the most liked thread title suggestion in thread #11 - you win a beautiful zit-blood stained polka dot-backed lettuce dress :m
Elphaba is currently on live with CLA singing Opera.... :eek:😫
Congrats @Littlegoldfish123 for the winning thread title, you win a 100% real and definitely not fake LV bag from camden market 😁.
Elphaba has been outstaying her welcome at CLAs house for the past week, elphaba has head lice, there have been more assault/harassment/transphobia claims and...
Thank you @BeansOnBeans for the new title, your prize is an exclusive test tube of Elphaba's burst cysts😁.
To recap the last thread we have had;
- Elphaba allegedly being SA'd (whilst out clubbing with a random new BFF) which he polled users to see whether they believed him or not
- He has...
Thank you @Loppylou89 for the new title, your prize is an exclusive picture of Elphaba’s bumhole 😁.
So in the last thread we saw images of Elphabas khyber pass get leaked and he was finally called out for faking Tourette's.
Elphaba is fully moved back in to mums house but is currently in London...
Chaos is currently ensuing! Jacks mum is currently on live telling her side of the story about elphaba getting ‘kicked out’!
Thank you @beefflaps for the emergency thread title, your prize is elphies old bedroom since it’s now vacant 😉 might wanna fumigate it first x