eden harvz : Most liked Posts

tellmewhy said:

LLL is there any chance we can have a photo of Freya as Steve buschemi?
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Where are my manors?! I’m no better than a Harvey. Please and thank you

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Mrskane29 said:

She's told SO many lies. They are literally made for each other... pair of clowns!
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Please @livelaughlobotomy if you have a spare minute x

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The tiktok doing the rounds featuring @livelaughlobotomy fantastic edit, we have a little fan club going on there and im so HAPPY cos I know there’s people on this thread in the comments🤍🤍I wish we could all know each other properly but it’s just nice to be surrounded by my people on another platform

numbarumba said:

It's an immediate lie... they don't own their own house!!!!!!!!!!
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rented house we can’t afford, engaged after 3 months cos of holiday hype, 2 puppies we can’t train, ebenharvzcosmetics selling 50
eBay bulk lashes at a time, not got jobs just get money for posting on a kids app… YAY GUYZ MANIFEST MASTURBATION TIME

I love the fact that whenever she looks back at her wedding photos she will just see how awful her make up was. Karma.

Can you imagine resting your phone on a shelf in tescos so you can record yourself walking up to it and pretending to pick items off the shelves? Or propping it up against some twigs in the mud so you can walk passed and pretend you didn’t even know you were filming yourself having a little walk in the woods. Why does every minute of the day have to be posted online and why is it so cringe. The people in the comments saying that this is their dream life. This is a compilation of the best bits of her day and they’re still so boring

Erm, can any of my day one post likers make themselves known please and il let ya come to my gaff for corned beef hash on ya birthday, thanks xoxox

feefee14 said:

I know it’s not time for a thread yet, but Yaz thread is nearly done and someone mentioned about merging the harvtrashians together and having one rather that 3 seperate ones?

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I prefer them separate personally, I've no interest in reading about Freya and yaz is boring. I love the Eden threads because they're hilarious

Omg yaz is live and someone asked in the comments "have you got a sister on the app" and yaz replied "my sister is the app" literally what do that family think they are!!

Eden Harvz may as well cut some sort of bowl hair cut and get blonde highlights to fully transform into Jay from the inbetweeners because that’s who she’s acting like with all these lies

I'm just on a Grinch kick now

Eden says to Elphaba after handing her a pint of wine ‘it’s a safe space here, go for it’

In what world is a safe space encouraging someone vulnerable to get drunk so you can squeeze information out of them for your own financial gain?

Second hand embarrassment

Missyboo25 said:

I saw a comment saying some woman saw them in Asda and wee man wasn't arrested. Someone said did you ask and she said, if he'd be arrested he wouldn't be in Asda (or words to that effect)
So I pointed out that arrested doesn't mean banged up. And I'm pretty sure I got blocked.

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if you get arrested for a DUI you're also banned from Asda. It's the rules

Stooooop now why does anyone need to know. Why do they both feel the need to share when they’ve had sex. Acting like they’re the only people to do it

Hello nasty trolls. Welcome to #54 - the 'finally getting cancelled' era.

Eden is definitely the type of person who would claim “the doctor told me not to give up smoking and Red Bull as it would be too stressful for the baby”

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Eden Harvz #33: Relationship’s a Pretence, Always on the Defence, Eden’s the Victim and You Chose to Take Offence

It’s funny that yaz and Eden have one shit show after another and then you just got little old freya posting about washing powders

yikes lads, her bath time q&a is v interesting

namely -
- arguing “so much” about lloyd wanting the shed tidy and eben being a slob and wanting to “live in a pigsty” until the cleaner comes, but that’s somehow a him problem
- touching fingers to “reset” in an argument okay ET
- if your partner is lying to you or hiding things it’s probably your fault cause you overreact and you just need to communicate better
- she’s too tall to stand upright on a plane??
- her favourite sex position is doggy - probably cause the rats are joining in
- lloyd isn’t allowed to go to a strip club (or anywhere actually) unless she’s with him
- she forgets lloyd is there if they use certain sex toys together poor guy
- she thinks that she’s important and relatable cause she talks to children about sex and having 0 personal hygiene and pooing and her “shock humour”
- her lip syncing vids are “creations” and pursuing her acting
- surprise surprise… her mum is doing all of their wedding planning and her and LL are just agreeing to everything cause they’re soooooo easy going (lazy)
- she’ll still be chainsmoking if she has a child
- someone asked a question for advice for giving oral and she says to HER FUCKIN DOG “aw do you wanna know, chai? for chase?” finds herself hilarious
- doesn’t even know or care when her hen do is supposed to be?? is she even having one? not got enough friends for one, eeby?
- they have baby names ready to go 🫠

to sum up - always has been always will be a cunt