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Here is the full Lester Diamond highlight reel.

Thank you @UncleLester

I'm going to start with a disclaimer for the lurkers/newcomers. I booked this cruise when it was first announced. It was a 7 night Inaugural Lighthouse Point cruise with a stop at Castaway Cay and Nassau. This was my 18th Disney Cruise. So, we cruise Disney. A lot. This is my 6th cruise in 2 years. I DID NOT book this cruise because I thought the Trackers would sail on it. It didn't even occur to me that they would be on it until a few months before sailing. Even then, I figured they were on the DVC cruise with The Holy Moly. We are a family of all adults, so I thought, even if we were on the same sailing, that we wouldn't see them. I'm an early riser. We don't spend a lot of time in the pool/kid's splash pad area. I thought I would maybe see Tim recording at the deck parties and big events. I was wrong.

I was to be clear here: I NEVER followed them if I saw them. I NEVER tried to find them. I NEVER looked around to see if they were around me. For some fucking weird reason, they were just always where I was. If they weren't were I was at any given moment, one of them showed up. Towards the end of the cruise, I was convinced that they were actually stalking me. Kidding, but maybe not.

Again, for clarity: I NEVER approached them. I NEVER spoke to them, although this one time, I do not know how I had enough self control to not go off. Even when seated very close to them, I did not look in their direction. I did not engage them. I did not take photos or video, with the exception of when we were all in very large crowds. I also did not record the children. I could have. I could have a million times. But, unlike Tim, I have morals and will not exploit someone else's child.

About me: I am an introvert who hates interacting with people but I absolutely love to people watch, if that makes sense. I could sit on a bench at the Magic Kingdom for 12 hours and just watch people. They posts I make going forward will be about my observations while I was on this cruise.

Well, well, well……. I’m sitting quietly in the Grand Californian bar and who should slide up on the next barstool but our Plaid Hero!!! Was an absolute pleasure to buy our hero a drink!!!

i’ve been wanting to post this for a few days and i keep shying away but here goes…not to get too personal and emo but this last year has been one of the most challenging times in my life. my health has been shit, physically and mentally, i had to leave a toxic job a year ago and haven’t found remote work since, my parents have been sick (they’re both approaching 80), the list goes on. although i have an incredible partner and i make sure to find time to do things i love, i find it hard to be happy and laugh much lately. all that depressing stuff said… as silly as it may sound, this forum has made me laugh so much and continues to give me something to look forward to daily. i don’t post much due to the aforementioned circumstances but i read daily. thank you all and i truly wish i could meet and hug everyone! ok that’s enough for now… is it 7:30 yet?

Jenn and her daughter in 10 years.

Fixed it.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present the picture of the night..... Our heroes!!!!

KT & the Bears just dropped another banger!

You guys catch that new KT & the Bears single that just dropped?

THERE IS A NANNY!!!!!!!

Shorter, dark curly hair, Hispanic looking VERY YOUNG woman. Holding J$ hand.

And Jenn is gigantic.

Tim and Mike walked by. About 5 mins later, Jenn came past.

TawdryT said:

It just needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

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Done and done.

I suggest we all take a short break from roasting the Trackers non-stop to reflect momentarily on the true unsung hero of the Bojo media empire: Jenn's jorts.

The poor jorts didn’t sign up for this, but they have stoically marched on like real troopers. Never complaining throughout the yeast infections, the queefs, and the menstrual horrors best left unspoken, these kevlar-coated coochie cutters have seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Future generations of scientists will continue to research their incomprehensible elasticity and durability, working tirelessly to unravel their mysterious properties which defy the very laws of nature. The world of fashion will note the Great Babymoon of 2022 as the turning point whence jorts moved from the marginalised peripheries of the trailer park into the must-have wardrobe stable of every chic and elegant woman. Goodbye Little Black Dress, hello Crusty Musty Jorts!

Just as the jorts themselves are now physically inseparable from Jenn's engorged and swollen body, they have also become inextricable from the hard-grifting spirit that the Youtube theme park vlogging community was built on. The jorts are now woven into of the very fabric of America. And we are all stronger for it.

So fellow Tattlers, let us all give thanks—for not only being witnesses to history, but being part of it.

The Tim Tracker #117: Jenn Tracker.. We Salute Your Jorts!

I cannot share what I would like to share right now. I actually have two stories on my list of things to spill when I get home—-but he fucking hates her. He absolutes cannot stand her. Do you know when you are near two people and you can just feel the negative energy between them? That. 1000 times that. It’s all a show folks. It’s all for the clicks and views. She may or may not be into him….he fucking cannot stand her.

Im going to add—we are skipping dinner tonight because even though it is only Day 4, I cannot eat anymore. I was laying in the rainforest room trying relax and the woman next to me was snoring so loud I’m ready to kick her. So I’m bringing my rage here.

SHOTS FIRED

Still thinking about their new shirt design:



And decided to update it for accuracy:



(I’m sorry lol)