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Just putting this here for posterity honorable mention to the person who first coined JML bun

She’s gone up to gas mark 4

Clare claiming other kids would threaten her to do their homework? The woman can barely string together 4 words, who on earth was relying on her academic prowess to do their work for them?

She talks A LOT of shit but that has to be the most bogus thing she’s ever said.

This comment oh we know your so tiny

Her stomach is so dark I actually thought she was wearing a brown leather belt in the style of Miss Trunchbull

Imagine if she still had the JML bun

I’m absolutely dying st all these comments. He said they are getting cremated together and somebody commented saying she’s already cremated I nearly woke the baby!!

Wasn’t going to post as she’d left, but I had a couple of days in Windsor last week and did in fact see her in the wild. I was quite shocked to be honest so to be totally honest as only fair, she is in fact very petite, however not as small as she makes out, probably just a normal Size 8. She is very very tanned. It was that that made me notice her. In real life it’s very David Dickinson in colour if anyone remembers him!? Her hair actually doesn’t look as big as on TikTok but there is a lot of it. Her skin on her face however, is not smooth at all. It is very crepey and textured…I have no idea how people would have said she looks young as she definitely doesn’t. It is clear the sun and sun beds have taken their toll. Hence the smoothing features on TikTok. And there we go my very brief passing by of the lovely Clare

Dear Tony, I know we’ve called you a roid head and a turtle and all that shit but I wanted you to know that I am personally very sorry and I can see that you’re a stand up really strong hard working father. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us and come to TikTok/tattle and spill the tea. Turkey teef didn’t and he’s just known as Turkey teef. You could be remembered as who you really are. Tony-Louise Bigman or whatever your full name is.

potatopotato2988 said:

The wax melt head brace

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Clares currently deciding what shein outfit to wear when going to collect her victoria cross for being the bravest soldier and going on an all expenses paid trip.to dubai for 4 days

I've been working really hard today and I've made some merch that I think would be good for Clare. I hope she likes them. I just wanted to celebrate what a strong, inspirational Mummy she is. There have been many times where I've contemplated throwing my toaster in the bath but then I've opened tiktok and seen Clare gyrating on her dad and it's brought me back from the brink

Wouldn’t get a passport for 6 years to take her son away….but a man whispers jet2 and it’s legs akimbo, wig attached and off down max spielman for prolapse pouty pics…..she’s a proper live laugh love mum

blonde_ambition_ said:

Clare’s instagram story…. I have no words don’t know why I’ve got images of her with extra arms and legs @livelaughlobotomy View attachment 2049263

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If any of you are traumatised by this, it's @blonde_ambition_ 's fault.

She’s such a fucking narc.
realising you’re not compatible is something you realise before they meet your kid and they pay for you to go on holiday.
the way she spoke it was CLEAR she was the issue. And it had to be Clare saying I’m this I’m that in a positive way. No you did his big block head in.
in fact I hope it happened after you gossiped about a baby dying.


Oh Clare chronically single having to buy a dog because you literally can’t find anyone to love u 4 hu u r xx we r who we b u xx

Ariana Grandma

Oh and she lap danced her dad, emotionally abuses her son and the worst thing is she breaks up mince in a saucepan with a fork. The woman is UNHINGED

Throwing out that she wouldn’t want anyone who posts on tattle to read threads about them……there’s a million reasons you’ve got threads hun….a few of those are coz your a crinkly old cunt who pretends she’s got baby smooth skin and who lap dances for her dad, whilst constantly embarrassing yourself…..anyway when we all get exposed I reckon we should have a piss up in Windsor and catch her in the wild

Who does she think is gonna go through the thousands (hundreds of thousands?) of users on tattle and find them. Who’s gonna pay for that. Neil and Donna won’t. They’ve had their payout and their thread shut down. Then what? I’ll happily join a non anonymous forum to post about Clare after I’m “outed”. Doesn’t change what we’ll talk about. She’ll Still be crinkly. Still horrible. Still pathetic and lonely. As you said Clare, “love always wins”, that’s why you ain’t got no one xxx

This holiday is the gift that keeps on giving…she looks like she’s shedding…..note to Clare…..don’t..look…down!!