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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking…

We’ve just landed in Dooo-bye. We’d like to give a special shoutout to passengers in Row 13, that’s our teeny tiny brave influencer warrior, who’s been preparing for this four day trip as if she was launching into space.

The woman in Seat 13A, yes, the one obstructing three rows of vision with what appears to be a plastic peacock nest mounted on her head, is finally about to touch down after weeks of emotional TikToks that made it sound like she was off to join the Foreign Legion.

She is currently dressed in a flammable cropped puffer jacket which, we must remind her, may spontaneously combust upon contact with Dubai’s 42°C heat. Please hydrate accordingly.

We wish her luck navigating Dubai in 100% flammable plastic, while Toeknee contemplates how this four-day adventure, two of which will be spent entirely in airports and taxis, will be the longest continuous conversation they’ve ever had. This journey marks the longest period of uninterrupted time he’s spent with his tiny girlfriend, and folks, we salute his bravery. Godspeed, Toeknee. May your protein bars remain unconfiscated.

On behalf of the crew, thanks for flying with us, and remember: your holiday is short, your content is forever.

Enjoy the heat. You’re wearing a jacket!

My anaconda don't want none unless you got (JML) buns hun

Me sailing over to the new thread

Ok, I have read and heard enough, I decided to stop all social media but I need to say my truth, i am Barbiewindsor and I want to say I have not lied about the death of my daughter and I also have other children, also I did not know Andy Turner before I started my page.. I started it as one of my daughters Barbie doll looked like clare and then I made my account. I didn't start my account 6 years ago, I started it late Aug 2023,then in new year 2024 clare took 15 months off,then had
Andy message me with some " moggling" pics so I kept my page going by followers pics and googling her. She came back march 2025 and I continued posting for the blocked community and for those who could not comment.
Yes I had a call from the police but I deleted my account a few days earlier due to some followers leaving nasty messages saying I lied over my daughters death.i told police I deleted my account and didn't know Andrew turner personally that was it.
I have also heard that Clare posted a picture of me and giving my name out. She doesn't know what I am going through in real life as I dont post it all over the Internet. She posts and people can see. My identity was hidden not once did I say my name or post my picture.
Thank you to everyone of u who followed my account and it was great whilst it lasted.
Sadly the Barbie doll won't be making an appearance ever again, as she melted due to too much sun exposure. Bye xxx

THE TRIXIE RECAP

Can you believe that we flew through the last thread in just 10 days. The fastest its ever been. If she carries on like this, we will be seeing it on a par with single slaggy mummy Aimee.

So, Clare was heading off to Doobaiiii with Tony. Self proclaimed perfect man of her dreams. She clung to him like a barnacle, making sure everyone knew she had found her maaaaan. The tiktoks showed otherwise. He couldn't stand her.

Everytime she pulled her phone out, Toe-knee was blinking twice for help but she could not read the room. Incidentally the room of bystanders who she was getting on her tiktok without permission.

The voice was getting higher, the tan getting darker and the backlash was getting bigger across tiktok pages such as our Barbs (we love you Barbs) and now Trooth teller.

After meeting Head Shoulders Knees and Toes kids, she declared how amazing they were at making her feel so confident. Proper nark behaviour.

Turtle in a half shell visits were brief on the run up to Doooobaiiiii, the all inclusive luxury 2 day holiday pending and the polyester outfits from tiktok shop were increasing. The plastic granny sandals were packed and Toe Knee was picking her up to go to the airport rather than staying over.

The first of the Doooobaiiiii tiktoks posted on the plane, St Claire in her puffer jacket made it despite intense anxiety that was cured when the pilots both proposed and let her fly some of the way.

Doooobaiiiii was interesting. A solo 2 day break in an Arab country and Clare didn't leave the hotel. Tiny Turtle was nowhere to be seen until a brief glimpse of him in her birthday balloons and rose petal decorated bed with not a thank you to be seen.

Clare quite clearly wanted to be at home being the only person in the world to have a child as she needed to resume mummy duties.

Solo tiktok at Heathrow that she's home. Has she been dumped?

Spoiler alert - yes. She has. Tony got some balls and dumped her, via phone, on her birthday, whilst in Dubai.

Damage limitation pending - it wasn't working, it fizzled out etc and a swift dirty delete of all the prior videos where she's all over the poor guy.

We wanted Doooobaiiiii drama and she did not let us down.

Now get yourself in the air fryer, 180 for 20 minutes will do and you'll be as tanned as our queen of the hair piece.

We r who we b u xxx

Nah whys he look so tiny

Smilerlot said:

" l got it in an extra small, because I'm only TINY" YES WE FUCKING KNOW THAT CLARE!

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She may be tiny but ...

4yogits said:

We’re living a real life reincarnation of Mother Teresa but with Filters, with all the good she does, helping strangers, if you ironed Mother Teresa you get Mother Clare

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Fixed it for you

Clare in disguise delivering that letter to herself



Why has there been no mogelling shoots from Clare for ages, please Clare set one up, it’ll do you good

That whole speech was like...

Why does she stop crying to randomly pout

Saint Clare

Ukgirl said:

People are so cruel to this lady, but I can't see what the issue is, or what it is she's actually done? I can't see anything wrong with her teeth, because the issue isn't actually her teeth, its her jaws that are not aligned, so even braces won't fix it, she needs surgery to fix the jaws.

She's all over tiktok but I can't see what she has actually done?

She does need validating, but don't we all, in one way or another. It's easy for us to say we don't, but we're hiding behind screens.

The need of feeling wanted and validated likely comes from years and years of bullying, and being made to feel not good enough, which then people do become self absorbed, but sorry there is something deeper going on with this lady, likely from years of bullying. I could understand if she has actually done something, but I can't find anywhere what she has done?? So what I'm seeing is it's all stems from her looks?

I'm all for calling people out for behaviour when they've genuinely done something to someone and got away with it, but is this because of how she looks?

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Ah you’re my favourite kind of Tattler! It’s alright to pass comment on people you don’t like but if you don’t mind someone, we should just let them be?

If you’re genuinely interested in finding out why people are offended by her behaviour, go to the threads and search most liked post and see that it’s a lot more than her teeth or her tan or her fashion sense.

But in the last few days alone, she has been dumped but is breadcrumbing the guy was horrible to her. She’s been liking messages about steroids and implying he left her alone in Dubai when we could see that wasn’t true from the videos SHE posted. Not only is that really unfair it also makes a mockery of people who have been in abusive relationships, domestic violence etc is an actual way of life for people and it’s not to be manipulated for sympathy.

She has made two awful and unnecessary comments to or about one woman or two different women (I can’t remember which) about baby loss. Again, not funny and really upsetting. She goes out of her way to say she’s a girl’s girl and a nice person when clearly she’s not.

She stops her son from going to his dad’s more because SHE gets lonely. She has no regard for the fact he has to go to school after she’s had her flaps out in the kitchen dancing.

Her mum lost a child to cancer and Clare’s dad has been in a nursing home for a very long time. Instead of helping her mum, treating her mum to things or encouraging her to relax more (she’s an older lady) the mum seems to do a lot of running about after Claire. Clare has in the past shared videos of her dad on Tik Tok when he clearly couldn’t have consented to it being used which is wholly disrespectful. And don’t even get me started on “the dance”.

I’m sure you’ve had loads of replies pointing out why she’s unliked but it rips my knitting when folk do this. Not everyone has to be as bad as the Inghams to have threads here and if you like someone, fair play. I just don’t think it’s fair to come and imply we’re all meanies when the truth is, she is not just little old Clare who does silly dances for likes

Clare claiming other kids would threaten her to do their homework? The woman can barely string together 4 words, who on earth was relying on her academic prowess to do their work for them?

She talks A LOT of shit but that has to be the most bogus thing she’s ever said.

romeo_ho said:

I think I just pinpointed what creeps me out the most about her, it's the unwavering eye contact when she's gyrating around, its almost like she's challenging me to see who looks away first while shes commiting some heinous act.
Creepy bitch.

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My dog does the same when he is shitting