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This was so forced for the camera!! Absolute cringe

MrsZee83 said:

Ashy…Maybe Tahlia is spewy because your breastmilk is full of greens powders, fish oils, chocolate protein powder, bone broth, chocolate magnesium Powder, bye bye bloat tea, spinach smoothie shit and whatever other powdered/tablet concoction you shove in your horse mouth for “health”. FFS.

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Yes!! It’s one thing to consume all this man made powdered shit to maintain your figure….but it’s another thing to be so self obsessed that you’re allowing all this man made powdered shit to enter into your babies body! Eat real food Ashy and you will have a daughter that looks HEALTHY & is HAPPY!! OR…just bite the bullet and get a full time nanny or even Aunty Joe back again…so that your daughter has the love and support that Tarj did…and while she’s being looked after by a relative you can go off and have lunch and breakfast and train and mediate and journal and do beach walks and make tik Toks and you tube and Instagram and snap chat and take erotic dance classes and record podcasts and rip off your mates lip balm business, and have poor quality activewear drops every 8 days…and just continue to be a narcissistic mole that pays for her followers… have I left anything out?
Ahhh I have. How about making up ridiculous bullshit messages that you apparently receive…and taking it to a local bogan GC radio station and paying top dollar for a 5 min interview.
You are TRAGIC!
Stop buying followers. Accept that you’re not relevant any more. It’s not 2013! Accept that you are not a ‘fitness’ influencer. And SERIOUSLY accept that you do not have the knowledge or experience to be making comment or giving ANY advice on parenting

2005 ashy

Mmmmm, yummm! Look at all the filth under those nails! I bet Taylor loves it when Trashy does her mouth stretches.

So desp she’s giving away tickets

First time poster, long time lurker. I just wanted to say firstly that I am a qualified dietitian. You should not be giving your child broccoli at 4 months. No paediatrician or dietitian or expert would encourage that. You can try purées at 4 months if your child is sitting unsupported but there is no way baby led weaning is encouraged before 6 months if your child is that wobbly. It’s not an opinion, it’s a fact, it’s years of research science but also common sense. Fml.

How’s the pose?
So original always

Myfavouritecolourispink said:

Good job Ashy. Providing NO SHADE for the kids or yourself at the beach. No hat or rashie for Taj. You're so inspiring. I bet you'll receive loads of DMS asking how to be a great parent like yourself.....View attachment 1867740View attachment 1867741

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Babe, I’ve done my ResEArcH and spoken to other mums who I trust. My kids don’t need shade or rashies. You never know what someone is going through so please be kind ! Hehe.

Ashy on one of her un-motivational talks this morning discussed the question, ‘How to feel rested when you’re often up with your baby at night?’. Her response amongst a heap of privileged advice like she had a doula etc, she suggested getting up early before everyone and going for a morning walk, because that makes you feel energised. I cannot deal honestly.

My baby is waking up EVERY HOUR and has been for months now and I can tell you waking up earlier to go for a walk would be very counterproductive. You already have no energy from sleep deprivation, let alone getting up EARLY BEFORE EVERYONE and going for a walk. She’s delusional and obviously did not actually deal with her babies waking up at night because you wouldn’t suggest something so impractical.

Megsys boyfriend looks like Taj.. I just can't unsee it.

LOL who is this?

I couldn't help myself... she made a post whinging about parent judgement

and it's already been deleted.

username101unknown said:

Shouldn’t she be speaking by now??
sorry but both my kids did very early and she seems to not be able to walk very well for that age when both of mine started really well at 10/11 months

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It makes me super uneasy how badly you talk
Of tala and taj. All good, hate their mum who is a horrible person but the kids are just products of their parents and know no better.

We all have the same 24 hours in a day?
No, we don’t Ashy.

I’m a neurodivergent adult parenting neurodivergent children, running 2 businesses, no help from family and friends (I don’t have a Meggsssyyyy), I don’t have the money to just up and go to Victoria for a friend’s birthday, I don’t have access to many things that you do (like getting pre-prepared meals for free), I don’t have a nanny, my husband doesn’t work for himself so we can’t “tag team”.

Your 24 hours looks very different to mine, which very different to the next person’s.

Please acknowledge and appreciate your status and stop acting like the rest of us because there’s just no comparison.

I also love that she’s finally realising it’s not easy to fit in health and fitness with kids. She spent most of her career telling mums to just wake up and hour earlier or “if you really want it you will fit it in”… not so easy hey Ashy!

Did anyone else see how she just let the door close in the persons face that was videoing?

you cant post every aspect of your life online and then get angry when people know every aspect of your life Ashybashytrashpants.
You show your neighbours properties every day when you do your hot girl walky walk and GrAm FaM talky talk.
You film your son having meltdowns and your daughter being born, but claim you need to protect them and stop everyone knowing all about their lives.. again we literally watched Tahlalalla being born.. because you chose to film it and put that video on a public platform and then push and push that video on your other social media to get as many views as possible on your YouTube channel.
‘Hi officer these people watch my social media videos and it’s invading my privacy’ said the self proclaimed raw and real influencer posting click bait on the daily of her family and life

About 10 years ago I saw Ashy and Steve at a shopping centre on the Gold Coast. I knew who she was because a few friends of mine were part of her "ABBBC" (Ashy Bines Bikini Body Challenge for those who aren't aware ). I was walking behind them and she dropped a lip gloss she was trying to put back into her bag, so I grabbed it and ran up to her to give it back. When I tapped her on the shoulder she gave this fake laugh and tossed her hair over her shoulder and said "Yes, I am Ashy Bines" and I just held out the lip gloss and said "Sorry, who?" and she looked mortified. Still one of the greatest moments of my life haha

its4am said:

Good grief! How old are you? Can we try and keep the commentary above the belt, please.

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Welcome to tattle - where you shouldn’t call out other peoples comments….don’t like them, scoot on

The winning thread title is credited to @team dudmum who wins free tickets to the Adelaide tour for her and 499 of her closest friends.
Congratulations!

Geez Ashy, it's COBALT, like TOBALT. Like TALA, LALA, TAME IMPALA.