2020planner
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I swear, all this shit. Cry me a fucking river, David.
You fucking go to theme parks and film yourself walking around, drinking a cup of coffee, or showing us the Orange on 192 for 6,478th time.
You don't have a hard fucking life. Enough w/ the woe-is-me vlogs about a "toxic internet."
Just shut the fuck up, already.
And next time, take your OF purchase out somewhere OTHER than where you go virtually every fucking day of the year you're here in town.
And for the record, I don't give a shit what she does for a living.
If she wants to get paid to show off her shaved prepubescent-looking parts and mosquito-bite tits, and get ram-rodded by a crusty penis, then good for her.
But, as always, it's more (like others have said) that David tries to perpetually come off like -
"Oh, ho, hum, I'm just a wholesome, simple man, I don't drink - nope, no aL-kee-hall for me...I just see where the day leads me, filming in front of people's homes, with a piping hot caffeinated beverage while on my daily commute in my mini-Marge, making rash proclamations about my next adventure you will join me on, shall you? while I concurrently tell you to go fuck yourself and stop watching if you don't like my Disney content, oh look! a new Figment pin!, and there's some stanchions, the sun is emulating back and forth in the blue-hued sky, it's a lukewarm day... Oh, and people are mean to me, please tell me I'm awesome... wah wah wah."
Fuck off with your sanctimonious, hypocritical bullshit, David.
Santa and the dog on the train were spot-on in their assessment.

You fucking go to theme parks and film yourself walking around, drinking a cup of coffee, or showing us the Orange on 192 for 6,478th time.
You don't have a hard fucking life. Enough w/ the woe-is-me vlogs about a "toxic internet."
Just shut the fuck up, already.
And next time, take your OF purchase out somewhere OTHER than where you go virtually every fucking day of the year you're here in town.
And for the record, I don't give a shit what she does for a living.
If she wants to get paid to show off her shaved prepubescent-looking parts and mosquito-bite tits, and get ram-rodded by a crusty penis, then good for her.
But, as always, it's more (like others have said) that David tries to perpetually come off like -
"Oh, ho, hum, I'm just a wholesome, simple man, I don't drink - nope, no aL-kee-hall for me...I just see where the day leads me, filming in front of people's homes, with a piping hot caffeinated beverage while on my daily commute in my mini-Marge, making rash proclamations about my next adventure you will join me on, shall you? while I concurrently tell you to go fuck yourself and stop watching if you don't like my Disney content, oh look! a new Figment pin!, and there's some stanchions, the sun is emulating back and forth in the blue-hued sky, it's a lukewarm day... Oh, and people are mean to me, please tell me I'm awesome... wah wah wah."
Fuck off with your sanctimonious, hypocritical bullshit, David.
Santa and the dog on the train were spot-on in their assessment.