Hello my beautiful nuggets, please continue here. Amazing title celebrating Zanna's real name, courtesy of @peanutbuttercupp11
Too late to edit now - sorryCan we add ‘more than the amount of holidays she’s been on already this year’ to the poll?
Thank you queen for this excellent recapThanks for the new thread title @peanutbuttercupp11 and for the new thread and poll @martaS
Well, what a busy time this gal has had lately!
Not content with avoiding doing a day's work, she has been training to run a slower "half marathon" distance for the secondfirst time. This really wasn't just because of being paid on the Runna app, she just really really wants to run more, ok?
We've obviously had numerous workouts, even when her body was telling her not to, she decided to do them anyway, because, y'know, she can do hard things. Apparently those hard things do not include having a healthy relationship with food and exercise. But hey, what do we know?
We have been treated to 'wedmin'. To normal folk, those with actual jobs and real lives, that would involve booking a few things, maybe having your dress fitting and choosing a menu. But for Zanna?! No way! When you're having the Instagram Wedding Of The Year, in order to shaft your mates who are also getting married, you must 'declare your love' in your own unique way! This should involve numerous locations, countless outfits and preferably hacking up your mums old wedding dress.
Double wanker points for booking a flight just to go and get your hair and make up done.
Please remember, when making wedding choices, be QuIrKy! Yes! Wedding cakes? Pah! A speech from a loving relative? Get in the bin. Wedding favours? Do us a favour more like. This gal is doing her own thang and she can't wait for the Fred Again beat to drop so she can prance about with her 'bestie' Ollie, who will no doubt be shirtless and sweating on the dance floor.
No post wedding blues for this one though, no way! Lots of trips booked for immediately afterwards so she can escape her new husband and get back to doing what she really likes, avoiding life and going on holiday.
The red crayon raised its head because instagram doesn't show just how hard her life is, ok? There were tough months, December, January, February, all v tricky, despite being on long haul holidays including Vietnam and Colombia during this time. Look, going on holiday and scuba diving with your dad in the Maldives is tough, Ok?
Luckily though, she has gone on a real holiday now! Yes, a proper holiday because none of the 13 holidays she's had in the past 6 months count because she went for a hike. Who knew?
She has met up with Tony's extended family and they LOVED her. She has missed seeing them all soooo much and hasn't seen them in YEARS. So they stayed for approx 2 days. Leave em wanting more, eh Zan Zan?...
So is she claiming they are staying in the only holiday let houseboat ? Of course she got to go before the crowds !Fun fact, I stayed at those houseboats a month ago.
They aren't wildly expensive. a night in London costs more.
Also there is a bigger, newer, nicer (Preference I guess?) glass houseboat.
It is interesting to me that she is in the cheapest one. Maybe it is gifted?
Oh damn this has to be the most cringey reel I’ve ever seen! I’m embarrassed for her/them. Thanks for sharing. She blocked me!Hi am Zanna, of course I will jump right up on any ridiculous trend trending. I will get mypuppettiny fiancé to do it with my because he doesn't know better not to.
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Lollll why did she block you? Did you ask a question?Oh damn this has to be the most cringey reel I’ve ever seen! I’m embarrassed for her/them. Thanks for sharing. She blocked me!
Or did you perhaps answer wrongly to one of her echo chamber polls?Lollll why did she block you? Did you ask a question?
No the opposite. She isn't in the newer one. That's what I think is interesting. She is so boujee normallySo is she claiming they are staying in the only holiday let houseboat ? Of course she got to go before the crowds !
I just did a quick calculation using an online tool putting in her trips this year, and I got to about 17 tonnes of CO2, BUT… that’s assuming she flew economy everywhere (I’m pretty sure we all agree that’s highly unlikely), and not accounting for any layovers.Complaining about bleached corals like a waiter brought her slightly cold soup "a rather disappointing coral garden"
Increased ocean temperature caused by climate change is the leading cause of coral bleaching.
Her personal carbon footprint accounts for half the UK emissions at this point....