The Ingham Family #332 So brown to earth, no holes barred, we only need one debit card!

[mags]

Congrats on the winning thread title @Badirene* - the clear favourite!

* with a littuhl, dinky dot, smidge of credit to the Top G himself, Christopher Malcolm, for his fabulous late-night ramblings which provided us with such golden inspiration!


If anyone wants to do a TLDR recap or wants to bring anything over from the last thread, please feel free!

 

[Saddlesoap]

Ahh thanks for starting, I was literally about to do it

 

[Ziggzaggz]

I hope where ever they go and stay have a Spar so they get get those amazing greasy roasted/fried potatoes, i have missed the updates on them

 

[Puppet]

It's a great title, and a worthy winner.

 

[vhopper2000]

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[Puppet]

Sorry wrote this after thread locked
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To me it just seems like a standard automated reply. Hopefully someone will read and respond to an email if you send one.

 

[mags]

Sorry wrote this after thread locked
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What this mean you think

They seem to think that you are asking for sponsorship, hence asking for your media kit. It's probably either an automated message or they’ve simply misunderstood your point.

 

[Gossngiggles]

Great title!
A level exams start in a couple of weeks, are they going to ignore it, pretend Isabelle has sat them or pretend she is going to do them next year.

If they are going somewhere and staying in one place instead of travelling in the van then at least that will be better for the younger kids rather than being stuck in car seats for hours on end.

 

[Mostyn]

I hope where ever they go and stay have a Spar so they get get those amazing greasy roasted/fried potatoes, i have missed the updates on them

Especially important when on a no carb diet

 

[mags]

Ahh thanks for starting, I was literally about to do it

Does that mean that you already had a thread recap ready to go? Or in mind?

I'm no good at summarising. (I'm always FAR too wordy! ) If anyone can chip in with a brief thread recap, that'd be fab, especially as we've not had vlog recaps for a while. It's so helpful to have the pertinent points to look back on, for future reference, all in one place.

 

[Lynx]

Chris made a comment the other day about their viewing figures going down when they are on van trips, as it's not everyone's cup of tea. So not only does travelling in the van cost more money than staying at home, but they earn less too. Chris and Sarah are probably hoping that with them staying in a villa/house and flying that their views won't drop and will actually go up and pull in more money, so basically an investment. We will see!

 

[Puppet]

Chris made a comment the other day about their viewing figures going down when they are on van trips, as it's not everyone's cup of tea. So not only does travelling in the van cost more money than staying at home, but they earn less too. Chris and Sarah are probably hoping that with them staying in a villa/house and flying that their views won't drop and will actually go up and pull in more money, so basically an investment. We will see!

Don't forget they also have the added bonus of not paying any bills on the house while they're away*

*Everyone know this isn't how it works, well everyone except Sarah

 

[AVeryLot]

Great title!
A level exams start in a couple of weeks, are they going to ignore it, pretend Isabelle has sat them or pretend she is going to do them next year.

If they are going somewhere and staying in one place instead of travelling in the van then at least that will be better for the younger kids rather than being stuck in car seats for hours on end.

I think shes meant to be doing them next year isn’t she. They said she was taking ‘a year out’ last year so weren’t even pretending she was doing A Levels until this academic year.

 

[Tilly Kister]

Congrats on the winning thread title @Badirene* - the clear favourite!

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* with a littuhl, dinky dot, smidge of credit to the Top G himself, Christopher Malcolm, for his fabulous late-night ramblings which provided us with such golden inspiration!


If anyone wants to do a TLDR recap or wants to bring anything over from the last thread, please feel free!

I am pleasesd the brown to earth thing made it in. I proper snorted when that lady posted the screenshot.
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Great title!
A level exams start in a couple of weeks, are they going to ignore it, pretend Isabelle has sat them or pretend she is going to do them next year.

If they are going somewhere and staying in one place instead of travelling in the van then at least that will be better for the younger kids rather than being stuck in car seats for hours on end.

They'll be claiming she's still doing A levels on her 21st birthday the way they're going.

 

[GreaseMop]

This warmer weather trip will be fun for Creepy as you can tell he prefers the cold so he can hide under layers of black and his hat. You know the minute it's a cooler, overcast day, he'll be zipping up his black jacket and donning the beanie, while Lazy and the chuldrun are still in bright, summery clothes.

He'll also be doing the usual looking over his shoulder in case anyone recognises him and shouts something or more. He'll be creeping in the bushes filming pervy shots of the girls in bikinis and Lazy's toad arse.
I bet Isabelle's online order of skimpy bikinis and clothes will be the only spending of money he won't be complaining about.

 

[mags]

I am pleased the brown to earth thing made it in. I proper snorted when that lady posted the screenshot.

For a moment, I wondered if he'd done it on purpose, after his "no holes barred" comment created such a fuss the night before.....but then I realised that Creepy's just not that witty or clever enough for that kind of gem. He probably doesn't even realise why it's tickled us dusty Tattlers so much.

 

[becca7721]

I think shes meant to be doing them next year isn’t she. They said she was taking ‘a year out’ last year so weren’t even pretending she was doing A Levels until this academic year.

No she’s been claiming to be doing three since September after the disastrous vlog just before she turned 18 in which she said she was just thinking about what to do and encouraging others to take their time as well and left the comments on, there were loads calling her spoilt and lazy. So she was seen with Sarah buying a-level books (old ones) from the works weeks later and showing off about trolls. She’s been on camera ‘studying’ (copying) as well.

I suspect because LEA have been on their backs for her previous year out.

There’s two lots of exams for a-level, at the end of first year of study (AS) and end of second year (A), that’s also a requirement for online college (which they’ve claimed she is doing). IF she doesn’t do the exams then she will need to start again as they are time limited.

Not that I think she’s doing anything at all.

 

[AVeryLot]

No she’s been claiming to be doing three since September after the disastrous vlog just before she turned 18 in which she said she was just thinking about what to do and encouraging others to take their time as well and left the comments on, there were loads calling her spoilt and lazy. So she was seen with Sarah buying a-level books (old ones) from the works weeks later and showing off about trolls. She’s been on camera ‘studying’ (copying) as well.

I suspect because LEA have been on their backs for her previous year out.

There’s two lots of exams for a-level, at the end of first year of study (AS) and end of second year (A), that’s also a requirement for online college (which they’ve claimed she is doing). IF she doesn’t do the exams then she will need to start again as they are time limited.

Not that I think she’s doing anything at all.

Yes, that’s what I meant, this academic year, so since September. Do you have to take AS exams after the first year these days? You didn’t back in my day, but I’m old so I don’t know about the current rules.

 

[Impleo]

There’s two lots of exams for a-level, at the end of first year of study (AS) and end of second year (A), that’s also a requirement for online college (which they’ve claimed she is doing). IF she doesn’t do the exams then she will need to start again as they are time limited.

Can confirm, my daughter did it this way, AS levels the first year then A levels the second via online schooling although actual exams done in an exam centre, by law. AS levels if I remember correctly were a few weeks before A levels, so probably coming up in the next few weeks.

My feelings on Isabelle's schooling as someone whose child has done exactly what they claim Isabelle to be doing is that there's not a chance she's studying for 3 A levels online. It's full time A level study done to a schedule like every other student, just online instead of a typical classroom setting.

If Isla was doing online schooling she'd have the chance to go to many meet-ups and residential trips, there's online clubs and school message boards/forums for communicating and making friends. Again, not a chance she's doing it but would be a good compromise for the family so Isla could at least have a little freedom and chance to socialise but still be able to participate in the Ingham family travelling circus. Poor Isla that they won't even do that for her.

 

[GreaseMop]

Adult Isabelle who should be off living her own life is stuck going over her holiday clothes with her mum, not having fun trying on outfits with friends. Dresses and skirts that she won't be wearing in a bar or club but just in a restaurant holding one of the younger children.