He’d be staring at you while you were asleepChrist imagine waking up to that in bed
The Beckhams #9 Vicky broke her ankle, 'Look how sexy David is' No Thank You!
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has she made him get them?
I can't imagine it took much persuasion. He seems to be very simpy.
Your own eyes would be staring at you with his back turned in bed. Too weird for words.
And if he's got his back to her, then HER eyes are staring at her in her sleep!
How is he supposed to read it when he’s anxious if it’s on the back of his neck? 
How is he supposed to read it when he’s anxious if it’s on the back of his neck?
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so funny! Also there’s some Twilight Zone vibes here..Attachments
He just googles it and reads it. Or more likely gets someone else to read it for him because he’ll struggle on the long words.How is he supposed to read it when he’s anxious if it’s on the back of his neck?
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‘I think you are so incredible’…duck me, she sets the bar low, doesn‘t she?
Sorry not sorry but I love that haircut.
For the oldies
jeez I’m just 36 and I was of the spice girls generation 🥹🥹🥹
What a different couple of decades makes.
Victoria has just talked to Gwyneth on the Goop podcast…not listened to it yet though.
I have never understood the fascination with David Beckham, even all those years ago when he was younger. And now, to me he always looks like he needs a good scrub with bleach and a stiff brush.
They lived near to me when they first had the gormless first pancake Brooklyn.
I was in the post office and he helped me get my baby buggy through the door and he was gorgeous in those days, really tall and friendly, her not so.
I have told this story before but I was having a pedicure one day in a salon and a huge RR screeched up outside and she rushed in with a couple of bodyguards and went upstairs for whatever she was having done.
We all just looked round and laughed after she had done that as literally nobody gave a toss !
She also used to leave Brooklyns buggy in the communal entrance blocking the way for others apparently, other residents complained but she never moved it.
Just some very regurgitated weak tea for a Saturday for you !
I was in the post office and he helped me get my baby buggy through the door and he was gorgeous in those days, really tall and friendly, her not so.
I have told this story before but I was having a pedicure one day in a salon and a huge RR screeched up outside and she rushed in with a couple of bodyguards and went upstairs for whatever she was having done.
We all just looked round and laughed after she had done that as literally nobody gave a toss !
She also used to leave Brooklyns buggy in the communal entrance blocking the way for others apparently, other residents complained but she never moved it.
Just some very regurgitated weak tea for a Saturday for you !
I don’t know if that’s a fresh tattoo but I’ll say this for him, if that’s a healed or aged tattoo he must have a bleeping brilliant artist as that text is super neat and could easily have ended up a blob.How is he supposed to read it when he’s anxious if it’s on the back of his neck?
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Having just seen Romeo’s on his latest insta post, they really do have the most awful tattoos.
I've met the family several times through work - always found David to be friendly and the kids are lovely too. Victoria stand off ish, but not unpleasant.
The Goop podcast was pretty terrible. She just can't open up, everything feels so insincere and slightly defensive. I feel that podcast was a great opportunity for her to show some personality as if you can't be a little bit extra with Paltrow, who can you be extra with? She also didn't sound particularly knowledgable about the make up, but then again, it feels like she just wanted to dodge questions or answer them with the least substance possible.