Sasha Fontain #44 Where there’s a will there’s a way.. out the door

[Aliciab1933]

Well first chance I've had today to have a gander quick 5 minutes was enough with 3 of them just looking at a phone nothing like conversation with friends let's all look at the phone sad just sad cases that 5 mins will do me till later
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Well Tattle family, I’m aaaahhhhhttttt tonight. It’s my birthday. So I’ve been taking deep breaths and with the events of this week I almost cancelled. But I’ve done nothing wrong, so I’m going. I’ll be surrounded by my friends and laughter. Perfect tonic. Now then, the only downer is I’m going to miss all the shenanigans . Do your best work, keep me updated so I can die laughing tomorrow when I’m hungover
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This made me nearly pee

Happy birthday to you

 

[slosher7777]

Funny the heart condition is out the window im getting smashed tonight it is one bleep
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Ffsake sounds like smilers pissed plastic fantastic fanny must be drink driving again and worzel being left out
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Worzel tic tok is your life and every holiday you go on you have problems and we was waiting for it to go off in Mexico and we wasn’t wrong was we you old Shitcunt

 

[Isitevenrealanymore]

Guys hold onto your wig pieces she’s fuming with the plastic one flirting

 

[jeenyjen]

Is this what she actually looks like? Has anyone seen her in the flesh?

How come people who meet her not looked shocked That photo she looks as rough as old boots and she looks ancient. I am nearly 59 and I am not one for building myself up but bloody hell I look years younger than her!!!!

I go to a woman for facials and dermaplainin. This woman is 74 years old and looks like she is late 50’s. I bet she looks younger than grotbags even tho she is 20 years older

 

[RUexcited]

“My name is Sasha Fontaine nuffink upsets me ! “
Firstly that’s not your name , that’s the name you believe to be exotic yet is more seventies porn star . Secondly I beg to differ about “nuffink upsets me” watching the death stare at the phone as Cheryl and co dared to stop and have drinks together and laugh and flirt with each other told a whole other story .
Smiler can’t handle his drink and has had two in quick succession so has peaked and will end up on his back catching flies before tea time while the old lady dyes her greys ! Oh comedy GOLD

 

[slosher7777]

Well looks like 9 for the weekend is 4 including worzel let the punch up commence down at the Tudor bar when div van prick the Clacton mafia hitman turns up

 

[Madamice]

She’s seriously getting pissed off with those two and she made a point of saying his name. Silly Billy

 

[grove girl]

Well Tattle family, I’m aaaahhhhhttttt tonight. It’s my birthday. So I’ve been taking deep breaths and with the events of this week I almost cancelled. But I’ve done nothing wrong, so I’m going. I’ll be surrounded by my friends and laughter. Perfect tonic. Now then, the only downer is I’m going to miss all the shenanigans . Do your best work, keep me updated so I can die laughing tomorrow when I’m hungover
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This made me nearly pee

Enjoy your day and evening with your family Happy Birthday

 

[carrot top]

Just clicked on her live to hear Sonya say “ I hear Richard bought you some flowers again?”
There’s no way he threatened her last week she’s a bloody liar.

 

[slosher7777]

What was that she hasn’t had any O im not surprised with a bunch of grapes hanging down no wonder div van prick kept trying to get the ex back must of looked like she tucked no wonder it wears big knickers

 

[MissSaffy]

I clicked on for 5 when they’d stopped for a drink. Signal was tit so her live kept lagging but also the filter kept slipping and plastic’s true face was revealed. Also, the filter wasn’t working on her hands! Now I know the woman is 56ish but good god has she abused the sun/tanning beds. I thought it was Smiler’s ballsack

 

[slosher7777]

I clicked on for 5 when they’d stopped for a drink. Signal was tit so her live kept lagging but also the filter kept slipping and plastic’s true face was revealed. Also, the filter wasn’t working on her hands! Now I know the woman is 56ish but good god has she abused the sun/tanning beds. I thought it was Smiler’s ballsack

Are they as bad as worzels bent and buckled thieving fingers
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They definitely look like they’ve been caught in a few tills
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Plastic fantastic fanny and its mate little legs look like Roland rat and Kevin the gerbil

 

[jeenyjen]

Oh she is bylin. They are having a laugh and a giggle about somethin she wasn’t part of.

 

[Debs22]

Well Tattle family, I’m aaaahhhhhttttt tonight. It’s my birthday. So I’ve been taking deep breaths and with the events of this week I almost cancelled. But I’ve done nothing wrong, so I’m going. I’ll be surrounded by my friends and laughter. Perfect tonic. Now then, the only downer is I’m going to miss all the shenanigans . Do your best work, keep me updated so I can die laughing tomorrow when I’m hungover
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This made me nearly pee

You have the best birthday my little lovely. Xx

 

[slosher7777]

bleeping gut on worzel next to Roland rat

 

[poola]

And just for the record, her and 'The Windy One' have definitely, definitely not fallen out 🫣

 

[slosher7777]

Anne Marie’s still dying to get in the WhatsApp group of death licking arse
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And just for the record, her and 'The Windy One' have definitely, definitely not fallen out 🫣

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Poor old windy has been left behind worried she’d blow the roof on the tin hut

 

[pompom99]

My thoughts on the new friendship? This new pair know exactly what sharon's about. Nobody hears stories like these and doesn't go looking, or is it just me who's just a nosey c*nt anyway its a friendship of convenience for this new group cause that plastic one is no daftie. She knows what sharon's all about.

 

[Aliciab1933]

And just for the record, her and 'The Windy One' have definitely, definitely not fallen out 🫣

Haha sindypoos been fucked off bleeping good job state of that lump of lard them chips on the hips gonzo plastic fantastic and the dope on a rope smiler little fella makes an entrance now and again pmsl

 

[slosher7777]

Little side kick Roland rat superstar and Kevin the gerbil Ffsake 60 year olds trying to be famous and little legs looks like a little gerbil