Mumsnet #37 Wipe down my cucumber and sanitise my Hovis, I need to get my dicks in a row!

[CrimsonCountess]

Nice little tale here, dont believe a second of it. Posters falling over each other to point out £100 notes don't exist, whilst others explain they do in Scotland, but you'd have to go to the bank specially for them.

I had never heard of £100 notes. But as I'm not a mumsnetter, rather than going on the thread and declaring it to be untrue because if I haven't seen it then it can't be, I managed to Google it and educate myself

I also don't believe the thread at all. Most of them wouldn't say boo to a goose and can't even bring themselves to open their front door, let alone do something like that in front of other people

 

[EleanorAbernathy]

I really want to know some of the many ways a child could be harmed by alcohol in a desert!

 

[Serene Serena]

Nice little tale here, dont believe a second of it. Posters falling over each other to point out £100 notes don't exist, whilst others explain they do in Scotland, but you'd have to go to the bank specially for them.

Maybe she meant euros? With £ sign at the end, it looks weird. All total bollocks anyway. It wasn't the groom's personal plate was it? I doubt the hotel would charge for breakages, not of one solitary plate anyway.

 

[Doll Parts]

I really want to know some of the many ways a child could be harmed by alcohol in a desert!

Well, it's quite dehydrating.

 

[HotDawg]

Ive had a bit of a day, so had a prepacked chicken and stuffing sandwich, crisps and a coffee slice. Not one tiny regret here. Having a full dinner later too.

This is one of the many reasons I prefer tattle. You’re all way more normal. Not completely normal, mind you.

 

[50degreesnorth]

I really want to know some of the many ways a child could be harmed by alcohol in a desert!

What will DCoroner write in their report. “Death by misadventure. Had seconds of Tesco finest Xmas pudding with brandy custard.”
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Although tbf I’m a shite parent who served the kids Welsh rarebit for dinner last night. This differs from regular cheese on toast as it has beer in it. So I let the kids finish the bottle. On. A. School. Night.

I emailed DCoroner the recipe.

 

[orangehead]

I really want to know some of the many ways a child could be harmed by alcohol in a desert!

It’ll be in take a break next week ‘my tiramisu toddler hell’.

 

[holasun]

I really want to know some of the many ways a child could be harmed by alcohol in a desert!

Maybe they put it on a really big plate, but they dropped the really big plate on their toe?

 

[Samf2020]

So you've had 3 portions of carbs for lunch? AND you'll be having another meal later? Think of the DNHS and the dcoroner when they have to deal with you

Im Irish so DNHS is safe from me.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I really want to know some of the many ways a child could be harmed by alcohol in a desert!

There's nothing worse than seeing a 4 year old mainlining the sherry trifle

 

[soph30]

She asked how people have a list of names, not to list names

 

[50degreesnorth]

Indi blu? Are they trolling in plain view?

 

[PeekABooToYou]

I’ll just leave this here……

 

[Doll Parts]

Indi blu? Are they trolling in plain view?

They love egging other women on to make bad decisions they can later look down their noses about! It's a MN staple

 

[orangehead]

Indi blu? Are they trolling in plain view?

It sounds like an alcoholic drink being pitched on dragons den. You’ve heard of Bacardi breezer, you’ve heard of wkd, now get ready for indi blu.

 

[CatCafe234]

I’ll just leave this here……

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I mean they‘re fine if you’re an Angry Bird …

 

[holasun]

I’ll just leave this here……

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This looks a 'lil bit like Mrs Hinch....
(The eyebrows are probably better than mine)

 

[50degreesnorth]

It sounds like an alcoholic drink being pitched on dragons den. You’ve heard of Bacardi breezer, you’ve heard of wkd, now get ready for indi blu.

I thought it was the new generation of wall adhesives. Forget posters of Pikachu, we use Indi Blu to adhere educational posters from the natural history museum to the walls. Doesn’t leave marks on the Farrow & Ball “Pretentious Buffoon”.

 

[orangehead]

I thought it was the new generation of wall adhesives. Forget posters of Pikachu, we use Indi Blu to adhere educational posters from the natural history museum to the walls. Doesn’t leave marks on the Farrow & Ball “Pretentious Buffoon”.

So, so far it’s an alcoholic drink or an adhesive… wait right there while I go and make a baby to give it this amazing name

 

[Boring Monday]

I really want to know some of the many ways a child could be harmed by alcohol in a desert!

My Dad’s sherry trifle was lethal and extremely popular. The Swiss roll was soaked in sherry until it basically fell to bits. As kids we loved it and were allowed seconds because somehow neat alcohol in a fancy dish did not count.