Mumsnet #37 Wipe down my cucumber and sanitise my Hovis, I need to get my dicks in a row!

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I'm a good stocky build and they only shut up about my weight when I turned up straight from the gym in t-shirt and cycle shorts and they could see that it was muscle rather than fat.

We have a similar build. Last time I was under 13 stone I had a 26” waist and was covered in those veins the models on the cover of “men’s fitness” have. It got tested and I have the lean muscle mass of a pro athlete - why yes, I DID carry that washing basket upstairs yesterday all on my own. Lift the remote? On it.

I told MN once, naturally I was accused of lying because THEY’D be in a DWheelchair at 13 stone.

 

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Mumsnet #38 imagine spending £100 on a notebook and writing 'bleach arsehole' in it

Thanks go to @Duchessofmanchester and @holasun for this delight which was the most liked suggestion. You lot are filth

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