Mrs Hinch #685 When in doubt, wheel the autism content out 🙄

[HinchesSousChef]

Yawwwnn. Shall we do a bingo of what will feature in her “February challenge”?
-Makeup drawer (maybelline or iconic ad)
-vacuum toaster crumbs (shark)
-washing machine clean again (P&G)
-throw things out of her wardrobe that we’ve never seen before

I think they will go on holiday at half term - that’s towards the end of February for them. That means she prob only needs 6 “cleaning reels” to spread out.
It’s also her birthday; valentines and pancake day.

 

[Andioooop]

Yawwwnn. Shall we do a bingo of what will feature in her “February challenge”?
-Makeup drawer (maybelline or iconic ad)
-vacuum toaster crumbs (shark)
-washing machine clean again (P&G)
-throw things out of her wardrobe that we’ve never seen before

I think they will go on holiday at half term - that’s towards the end of February for them. That means she prob only needs 6 “cleaning reels” to spread out.
It’s also her birthday; valentines and pancake day.

Lonnies birthday. Maybe that’s why she’s so quiet

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Lonnies birthday. Maybe that’s why she’s so quiet

Ha ha oh man. I love how many of you are still on board with thst

 

[Zofloragirl]

Is she on another deep rest?! I mean we all knew that’s why she mass recorded her January cleaning “challenge” because even she didn’t want to be doing it all 31 days but it’s so funny to be proven right.

She’s that predictable these days the bingos are too easy. She’ll be back tomorrow with
- hens
- floofs
- fat dog Hennerz
- Desenio
- POPSA
- HB haul

ATV

She’s not done popsa for months. Maybe a Christmas post for baubles but nothing for ages.

 

[BeggyBraggyMitchell]

Guys!!! I know I’ve been MIA for a while but inch’s next celebrity appearance football match is in my home town does Soph go? Do I need to go and get in the wild pics?!

 

[teshhco-tart]

Yawwwnn. Shall we do a bingo of what will feature in her “February challenge”?
-Makeup drawer (maybelline or iconic ad)
-vacuum toaster crumbs (shark)
-washing machine clean again (P&G)
-throw things out of her wardrobe that we’ve never seen before

I think they will go on holiday at half term - that’s towards the end of February for them. That means she prob only needs 6 “cleaning reels” to spread out.
It’s also her birthday; valentines and pancake day.

My predictions are:

- wiping the blinds
- digestive biscuits with hearts
- Pastry concoction for lurve
- under the sink shmell bits
- Iconic how to look like a blow up doll for valentinze day
- some kind of eye bleeping pics with a dress on for date noight

 

[brainwashednomore]

Yawwwnn. Shall we do a bingo of what will feature in her “February challenge”?
-Makeup drawer (maybelline or iconic ad)
-vacuum toaster crumbs (shark)
-washing machine clean again (P&G)
-throw things out of her wardrobe that we’ve never seen before

I think they will go on holiday at half term - that’s towards the end of February for them. That means she prob only needs 6 “cleaning reels” to spread out.
It’s also her birthday; valentines and pancake day.

Don’t forget the air fryer clean

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Now now trolls, maybe she is working, having elocution lessons and reading a dictionary, so we don't have to hear I just luuurrrvveee it guys, Im obshessesed, to be perfikley honnneeassttttt amongst others

 

[anniemouse]

Yawwwnn. Shall we do a bingo of what will feature in her “February challenge”?
-Makeup drawer (maybelline or iconic ad)
-vacuum toaster crumbs (shark)
-washing machine clean again (P&G)
-throw things out of her wardrobe that we’ve never seen before

I think they will go on holiday at half term - that’s towards the end of February for them. That means she prob only needs 6 “cleaning reels” to spread out.
It’s also her birthday; valentines and pancake day.

Clean the bathroom walls with the pishy floor mop

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Now now trolls, maybe she is working, having elocution lessons and reading a dictionary, so we don't have to hear I just luuurrrvveee it guys, Im obshessesed, to be perfikley honnneeassttttt amongst others

I honessssschtly read that as 'electrocution lessions'
I'm going to throw in a February Dussht bleep, starting in one of the many toilets and finishing on the kitchiiin work tops
Maybe a Valentines/Barrfday break with the beady eyed one. Not that we give one smidgen of alpaca tit! ATV

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

I remember reading years ago that Joey Essex forces his feet into shoes that are far too small because he thinks it looks better to have smaller feet I wonder if she does the same, we know how she aspires to be like the TOWIE lot

I remember that episode the lies Hinch makes up are so trivial. I just dont get it
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Guys!!! I know I’ve been MIA for a while but inch’s next celebrity appearance football match is in my home town does Soph go? Do I need to go and get in the wild pics?!

In her black floppy summer hat as disguise

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I reckon she's going to do another Pan Tr Y sort, tidy the camels shed, makeup drawer tidy and the play room - she might attempt a toy rotate but she's not actually rotating them, just binning some off.

Anyway, Hunch, that's your content plan done for you bab.

 

[Ditzymama28]

Hinch scrolling through tattle jotting down any content suggestions the nusty trolls have made

 

[Zofloragirl]

Valentines theme fire place with fiddle.
any activity she can do herself, but with fiddle.

 

[ilovepizza21]

Fiddle & her wooden kitchen roll holder are taking their own strike
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Omg stopppppppppp

 

[Danielle0120]

What the duck is she playing at lol, she's not even trying anymore

 

[hquinn91]

Who put the bets on the dog? Because you win! Late night Monday post about how dogs are always there when us nusty trolls knock her down!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Is the dog on his way out? Bit weird to post a random tribute to your dog at half nine on a Monday.

 

[Wize Owl]

Guysssssh, i‘ve been AWOL for a few days because I decided to tidy my Tupperware cupboard and have been sat on the floor for a few days trying to decide if packets of crisps are actually Tupperware…. by this morning I was bored of it to be honesssscht, so to make life easier and my cupboard less cluttered, I ate all of the bags of crisps. I just opened up my mouth and inhaled them down my nusty, greedy throit (I’ve actually been decorating my toddler Owlets bedrooms in readiness for new baby Owlet )

As for Sopha being AWOL for a few days it’s basically due to her being an absolute twit. She’s also been putting together her February cleanuary challenge, but is flummoxed as to why there’s 29 days….. Oh Fiddle, best get the tranq darts ready, hunnnnnay and btw “Get Well”

 

[San69]

Who put the bets on the dog? Because you win! Late night Monday post about how dogs are always there when us nusty trolls knock her down!

Shame she don't hug her kids like that scruffy fat mutt dog.. stupid bint