Andioooop
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Fiddle & her wooden kitchen roll holder are taking their own strikeFound a few shots of Jimbob at the footy
Itās a video but I canāt post it. Its on the sellebrity ukās stories if any clever trolls can post it.
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Andioooop
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My first thought was this kids book
Maybe @Andioooop can work her magic with Fat Dog Slim on the back......
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NotFlippinInvited
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Hi nusties
Long time lurker here. This probably makes me a massive troll butā¦. influencers advertising make up while using a filter is one of my biggest peeveās on Instagram. I was feeling a bit brave so thought Iād let look fantastic have it!
Sent them a message on instagram to say itās inauthentic and misleading not being able to see the actual product blah blah blah. They only bloody replied and asked which influencer?! So yeah, Iāve dobbed olā hinchy in.
Long time lurker here. This probably makes me a massive troll butā¦. influencers advertising make up while using a filter is one of my biggest peeveās on Instagram. I was feeling a bit brave so thought Iād let look fantastic have it!
Sent them a message on instagram to say itās inauthentic and misleading not being able to see the actual product blah blah blah. They only bloody replied and asked which influencer?! So yeah, Iāve dobbed olā hinchy in.
BeeHappy
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Mrs Hinch #685 - When in doubt, wheel the autism content out 
- new thread title courtesy of @BBC1HD ā¦clevah girl!!! 
. Thread suggestions taken from anywhere on the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.
Continuing with her scintillating cleanuary content, Mrs Hinch cleaned the Audi that they definitely never bought!
Shared a BTS video of her sitting on her kitchen floor staring into her under sink cupboard and inhaling quavers. She ātended she found it on her phone but, presumably, she must have known it was there since she set up the camera and pressed record?!
Nice little video of the boys playing with cardboard cups and eating biscuits off the floor whilst she sat on her arse, before being dragged outside to show how being outdoors is their favourite thing/to show off the new play house! *delete as applicable
Showed the most boring fridge clean ever, which seems to have been done to showcase her new B&M plastic fridge organisers. Her John Lewis ones must be at the tip!
Showed a picture of the boys in prison issue tracksuits then filtered herself for a roller rant about how naughty they are, bickering all the time and reducing her to tears. Maybe try parenting them for a change, instead of palming them off on others!
Then posted a story showing Audrey at the salon enjoying a hair wash and massage and saying what a beautiful boy he is. Youāre not supposed to have favourite children, Sopha. Especially when the favourite is the dog!
Inch took Audrey for his weekly walk to the āfieldā again. I think this is possibly the new ātwo man teamā!
Day off.
Desenio #ad where Dogpie got Daddy to hang some filtered pictures for her. We know theyāre filtered because Hinch has a chin and Inchās neck rolls have gone awol again. Sophie hung the pictures in her movie roomā¦a room that is presumably supposed to be dark the majority of the time like a cinema. Sounds like the best place for them!
Cleaned her windows for ācleanuaryā (but only in the tangeriny, because the other windows donāt matter and she aināt a cleanah!), exploited the boys, posted an autism quote (from herself!)ā¦the only times sheās properly cited something!
Another day off!
Sopha cleaned out her Tupperware cupboard (which had more packets of crisps than Tupperware in it, if Iām honest guyshhhh) to complete her ācleanuaryā challenge. Iām feeling excited for the February challenge, which will probably include such interesting things like taking the fluff out of the tumble drier filter, putting recycling in the correct bin and opening the curtains!
Friday was Motorbike Disease Awareness Day, so Sophie took the opportunity to post picture of her sick child at his most vulnerable. She explained how Ronās diagnosis affected her (made her legs fall off or something, and shit in a blanket!) before trying to flog some wax melts and burners that she was probably getting a cut from!
After such a busy day, Dogpie fought her anxiety to have a night out with her ātend fwendsāā¦not that she posted about that. She left that for make-up friend to reveal in a VERY filtered pic!
Shopie takes a weekend off because sheās so exhausted from completing her ācleanuaryā challenge so canāt possibly post that JimBobNoJob is playing in another celebrity charity football match (Iām using the term celebrity very, very loosely!)
Wiki is the pink button at the top. Our lovely new newbies should take a look at thread 500...prepare for your eyes to be well and truly opened!
- new thread title courtesy of @BBC1HD ā¦clevah girl!!! . Thread suggestions taken from anywhere on the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.Continuing with her scintillating cleanuary content, Mrs Hinch cleaned the Audi that they definitely never bought!
Shared a BTS video of her sitting on her kitchen floor staring into her under sink cupboard and inhaling quavers. She ātended she found it on her phone but, presumably, she must have known it was there since she set up the camera and pressed record?!
Nice little video of the boys playing with cardboard cups and eating biscuits off the floor whilst she sat on her arse, before being dragged outside to show how being outdoors is their favourite thing/to show off the new play house! *delete as applicable
Showed the most boring fridge clean ever, which seems to have been done to showcase her new B&M plastic fridge organisers. Her John Lewis ones must be at the tip!
Showed a picture of the boys in prison issue tracksuits then filtered herself for a roller rant about how naughty they are, bickering all the time and reducing her to tears. Maybe try parenting them for a change, instead of palming them off on others!
Then posted a story showing Audrey at the salon enjoying a hair wash and massage and saying what a beautiful boy he is. Youāre not supposed to have favourite children, Sopha. Especially when the favourite is the dog!
Inch took Audrey for his weekly walk to the āfieldā again. I think this is possibly the new ātwo man teamā!
Day off.
Desenio #ad where Dogpie got Daddy to hang some filtered pictures for her. We know theyāre filtered because Hinch has a chin and Inchās neck rolls have gone awol again. Sophie hung the pictures in her movie roomā¦a room that is presumably supposed to be dark the majority of the time like a cinema. Sounds like the best place for them!
Cleaned her windows for ācleanuaryā (but only in the tangeriny, because the other windows donāt matter and she aināt a cleanah!), exploited the boys, posted an autism quote (from herself!)ā¦the only times sheās properly cited something!
Another day off!
Sopha cleaned out her Tupperware cupboard (which had more packets of crisps than Tupperware in it, if Iām honest guyshhhh) to complete her ācleanuaryā challenge. Iām feeling excited for the February challenge, which will probably include such interesting things like taking the fluff out of the tumble drier filter, putting recycling in the correct bin and opening the curtains!
Friday was Motorbike Disease Awareness Day, so Sophie took the opportunity to post picture of her sick child at his most vulnerable. She explained how Ronās diagnosis affected her (made her legs fall off or something, and shit in a blanket!) before trying to flog some wax melts and burners that she was probably getting a cut from!
After such a busy day, Dogpie fought her anxiety to have a night out with her ātend fwendsāā¦not that she posted about that. She left that for make-up friend to reveal in a VERY filtered pic!
Shopie takes a weekend off because sheās so exhausted from completing her ācleanuaryā challenge so canāt possibly post that JimBobNoJob is playing in another celebrity charity football match (Iām using the term celebrity very, very loosely!)
Wiki is the pink button at the top. Our lovely new newbies should take a look at thread 500...prepare for your eyes to be well and truly opened!
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Pumpkins1506
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My two favourite Mad Ma Moments from that night.
Andioooop
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LmaoPlease photoshop Sophie and her floppy hat into the crowd
That hat kills me everytime
FatherJames
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Still no content - she hasn't got a clue. She's taken Trace out to finger her mangetout.
Still no content - she hasn't got a clue. She's taken Trace out to finger her mangetout.
Fluffy20
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āA smile on Instagram can be tears in realityā?
FFS! Itās a job Sophie! Iāve worked since I was 18, Iām now 45, if any of my jobs made me cry on a regular basis Iād fucking jack it in and choose a different career path. No one is forcing you to be an āinfluencerā, stop pretending itās so fucking hard.
Youāre not an oncologist at Great Ormond Street hospital or a social worker dealing with victims of sexual abuse, you take selfies to filter and post online. Thatās it. Have some perspective for Christs sake!
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cantstandinfluencers
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Passive aggressive quotes yet again.
Mrs Hinch doesnāt set an alarm - Jamie prob does to get the boys to school & nursery. This is a woman who doesnāt walk her dog EVER. This is a woman who has never taken her kids out by herself. This is a woman who canāt have her kids at home when she sprays already clean things which for other families/ people only takes 10 mins to do. This is a woman who goes out all the time but hides it from her followers. This is a woman who never cooks for her family despite having the luxury of time & money, instead relying on Charlie Bigham ready meals, tinned soups and regular takeaways. This is a woman who prefers buying hauls (undeclared ads) only to never see those items again. Sophie is bored but is stuck..she has to pretend she loves cleaning and being at home, but the fact she has to keep repeating these claims, makes me think she really doesnāt like her life. She wants to be Stacey Solomon so much, but it just hasnāt happened for her.
Sophie Hinchliffe is one of the biggest frauds and liars on IG. Sheās a complete and utter narcissist- always playing the victim, always seeking sympathy and validation. She has no problem hiding the face of her friend Tracy in Wagamamaās the other day, yet canāt extend that privacy to her own children despite knowing the dangers of sharing childrenās images and information such as names, DOB, where they live, what their bedrooms look like, what toys they play with etc etc online.
Hinch is over. Sheās desperate to stay relevant. She has to buy even more bots to appear popular. How sad to have to live your life like that! Sheās toxic. Really toxic. Hopefully one day her lies will be exposed to the public - Iād love a documentary probing into the likes of Mrs hinch and Stacey Solomon and looking into the lies and sales techniques they use to manipulate others.
Mrs Hinch doesnāt set an alarm - Jamie prob does to get the boys to school & nursery. This is a woman who doesnāt walk her dog EVER. This is a woman who has never taken her kids out by herself. This is a woman who canāt have her kids at home when she sprays already clean things which for other families/ people only takes 10 mins to do. This is a woman who goes out all the time but hides it from her followers. This is a woman who never cooks for her family despite having the luxury of time & money, instead relying on Charlie Bigham ready meals, tinned soups and regular takeaways. This is a woman who prefers buying hauls (undeclared ads) only to never see those items again. Sophie is bored but is stuck..she has to pretend she loves cleaning and being at home, but the fact she has to keep repeating these claims, makes me think she really doesnāt like her life. She wants to be Stacey Solomon so much, but it just hasnāt happened for her.
Sophie Hinchliffe is one of the biggest frauds and liars on IG. Sheās a complete and utter narcissist- always playing the victim, always seeking sympathy and validation. She has no problem hiding the face of her friend Tracy in Wagamamaās the other day, yet canāt extend that privacy to her own children despite knowing the dangers of sharing childrenās images and information such as names, DOB, where they live, what their bedrooms look like, what toys they play with etc etc online.
Hinch is over. Sheās desperate to stay relevant. She has to buy even more bots to appear popular. How sad to have to live your life like that! Sheās toxic. Really toxic. Hopefully one day her lies will be exposed to the public - Iād love a documentary probing into the likes of Mrs hinch and Stacey Solomon and looking into the lies and sales techniques they use to manipulate others.
Andioooop
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You can literally see the bum pad. How embarrassingHavenāt been here much, have been trying to catch up on the ash thread iykyk
Just wanted to put these pics. She wears bum pads doesnāt she? Got to be bum pads as she usually has a flat arse and she definitely doesnāt workout!
teshhco-tart
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Commercially speaking - who the fuck is her audience?!
She goes from autism to motorbike disease - poor me poor me, to full on make up at home selling gear no one wears every day all day, to feeding camels and chickens in her tiny garden which hardly anyone does, to wanking her humanised dog, and then to show her kids dressed as little cunts pretending they love each other but to then complain they are a handful she cannot bear. She can't cook to save her life and if she does any 'craft' she does it with her mummy or daddy.
She speaks to, and about her husband like he is beneath shit and yet she proclaims 'couples goals'
Her cleaning hacks mostly consist of : clean something that's already clean, spray it with a million chemicals for the smell and that's done.
Nothing, I repeat, Nothing is inspirational about this bitch - she is just an opportunist who does fuck all but buy bots to claim money off agencies so she can't post the shittiest uninviting ads in the history of marketing.
She filters herself to the point where she could actually be a camel herself but no one knows. She is 6' tall, size 14 and size 9 feet but claims to be 5'6 size 10 and size 5 feet.
I loathe her beyond belief. She has got to be the most toxic 'influencer' in the UK - I will give her that prize!
She goes from autism to motorbike disease - poor me poor me, to full on make up at home selling gear no one wears every day all day, to feeding camels and chickens in her tiny garden which hardly anyone does, to wanking her humanised dog, and then to show her kids dressed as little cunts pretending they love each other but to then complain they are a handful she cannot bear. She can't cook to save her life and if she does any 'craft' she does it with her mummy or daddy.
She speaks to, and about her husband like he is beneath shit and yet she proclaims 'couples goals'
Her cleaning hacks mostly consist of : clean something that's already clean, spray it with a million chemicals for the smell and that's done.
Nothing, I repeat, Nothing is inspirational about this bitch - she is just an opportunist who does fuck all but buy bots to claim money off agencies so she can't post the shittiest uninviting ads in the history of marketing.
She filters herself to the point where she could actually be a camel herself but no one knows. She is 6' tall, size 14 and size 9 feet but claims to be 5'6 size 10 and size 5 feet.
I loathe her beyond belief. She has got to be the most toxic 'influencer' in the UK - I will give her that prize!
Andioooop
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glittermicky
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āI quite fancy myself guyssssshāā¦. First truth thatās ever come out her mouth!
Wize Owl
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OMG 
I canāt believe itās taken me so long to realise where NoNob does his videos from of him with Audrey in a field. Itās somewhere I go and itās only dawned on me this morning. The TWAT is not walking Audrey to get there, he actually parks in a car park right beside the field as itās a car park for a community centre.
There are plenty of places for him to take Audrey for a PROPER walk, thereās no need at all for him to make out heās on a walk or needs fecking wellies to be there. I cringe for him I really do, what a lazy twat. Heās just there picking someone up from the centreā¦. Itās probably Fiddle doing a class on Bitty feeding for 33 year old toddlers
I canāt believe itās taken me so long to realise where NoNob does his videos from of him with Audrey in a field. Itās somewhere I go and itās only dawned on me this morning. The TWAT is not walking Audrey to get there, he actually parks in a car park right beside the field as itās a car park for a community centre.There are plenty of places for him to take Audrey for a PROPER walk, thereās no need at all for him to make out heās on a walk or needs fecking wellies to be there. I cringe for him I really do, what a lazy twat. Heās just there picking someone up from the centreā¦. Itās probably Fiddle doing a class on Bitty feeding for 33 year old toddlers