#Hobnob works, too!!
MOD & FOD #15 Now we know Slymon really is a prick, because all he’s doing is taking the mick!
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although it's likely just a poor attempt at FOD humour, if i still couldn't tell my twin daughters apart over three years after their birth, i wouldn't be announcing it to over a million people on social media, predominantly because i'd be embarrassed andashamed. it was fair enough when the twins were babies, but despite being identical, they do have their differences and i'm pretty sure total strangers who follow FOD can identify which twin is ottilie and which is delilah - i know i certainly can! i guess that's what you get when you exploit your daughters as commodities and money-makers, instead of his children.
i imagine FOD is attempting to play on the running joke of "i can't tell my daughters apart, ha ha ha!", where MOD always had to jump in and comment that he'd muddled them up again, but it wasn't funny three years ago, and it certainly isn't now. it just screams useless, inattentive father tbh - which certainly isn't something i'd want to publicise!
also, i think FOD forgot to include an #AD hashtag for that seemingly endless supply of pip & nut. i predict a sponsored post coming soon to an FOD grid near you...
FOD still can't tell the difference between the twins, 'cause when he looks at them the ££ signs in his eyes flash DING, DING, DING!
i imagine FOD is attempting to play on the running joke of "i can't tell my daughters apart, ha ha ha!", where MOD always had to jump in and comment that he'd muddled them up again, but it wasn't funny three years ago, and it certainly isn't now. it just screams useless, inattentive father tbh - which certainly isn't something i'd want to publicise!
also, i think FOD forgot to include an #AD hashtag for that seemingly endless supply of pip & nut. i predict a sponsored post coming soon to an FOD grid near you...
FOD still can't tell the difference between the twins, 'cause when he looks at them the ££ signs in his eyes flash DING, DING, DING!
Knob as in head knob, it’s more vulgar. Nob is a toff.
I think that was one of her most honest and smart comments on here. She didn't just make it up to stay undercover.. Think she truly believed what she wrote. A
Completely agree. An insight, as many of us had suspected, and cri de coeur, for sure.
'climbing for a staged hobnob might be precarious, but FOD thinks he's hilarious'
FodKnob or FodtheKnob
posing twins to balance for hobnobs is a precarious art, but "duck the danger" thinks FODknob "i can't tell 'em apart!"
MOD's absence has FOD at a loss, without her to identify which twin he's posting photos of...
FODknob still can't tell the difference between the twins, 'cause when he looks at them the ££ signs in his eyes flash BLING, BLING, BLING!
MOD's absence has FOD at a loss, without her to identify which twin he's posting photos of...
FODknob still can't tell the difference between the twins, 'cause when he looks at them the ££ signs in his eyes flash BLING, BLING, BLING!
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Nobody is interested in my mental health, I know, I’ll hang a twin from off a shelf
Maybe CT (single white female) popped over and is finally having her day in the sun playing the ‘other Clemmie’.Could be a cardboard cut out.....
Rip up the decking anyway!
Take the bunny off the hob and tear up the decking for sure!
So many brilliant thread suggestions!
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Crying laughing at the first one!!
According to kate lawyers comments she is still a practising midwife
How incredibly lucky Slymon was right on hand just when the twins were nicking the biscuits... 
Another thread suggestion:
With instaposts so manic,
I predict it won't be long,
Til FOD becomes so desperate,
He'll release a Xmas song
With instaposts so manic,
I predict it won't be long,
Til FOD becomes so desperate,
He'll release a Xmas song
...just at that perfect moment where it looks like one twin is helping the other twin AND with his camera too! How fortuitous that the insta-gods were looking so favourably on him. So candid!How incredibly lucky Slymon was right on hand just when the twins were nicking the biscuits...
Yikes...too much information. Certainly don't think she should lose her job over this
I agree with this, I think she could see things were getting out of hand and I suspect that FOD was the one that didn't want to things to change, he was on a roll and couldn't (or wouldn't) stop
Forget Elf on a shelf this Christmas..here’s Twin hanging from a limb..
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