when Laura uses the phrase "sold out!", it doesn't mean the tour is sold out - it means she abs a tit load of unsold tickets to flog, so she claims the tour is "sold out" and then makes a big deal out of realeasing "MORE tickets" - which are simply the tickets that didn't sell, in the hope it will cause her fans to panic buy, thinking there are only a few left, when in relaityh, half the seats in the venue are empty.
They slag each other off behind each others backs all the time
Oh, that is peak cringe!
I stand by my theory that Laura wanted to shag Victoria Emes but got turned downThat was very short-lived. The whole thing was giving me swinger vibes but it makes me boak thinking too much about that
Who’d want to go near unwashed, worm-ridden minge? Steve must have a very strong constitutionI stand by my theory that Laura wanted to shag Victoria Emes but got turned down
Wtf is smelbin wearing, plus how much bigger has she got!! No shame of course.....I go to the gym for my mental health, yes smelbin of course you do
It's also like little old ladies club, same tit hair and stupid glasses, actually it's the 2 Ronnie's! One giant one and one small one lol
Hardly unique
Like her dreadful, overpriced clothesHardly unique
She needs Ogre size.doesn't define herself by her clothes' size, but decided it was necessary to dedicate an entire story to bragging that she bought clothes in a size 14. nobody cares, Laura. and we all know that she wouldn't have done that if the arbitrary nature of women's clothes sizes had meant she'd had to buy a size 18 - but she ALWAYS mentions the occasions she is wearing a 14.
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I wonder if her kids do get bullied? I'd guess the older one does, as teenagers must have seen the IG posts, can't recall at what age a kid can sign up for a SM account? No doubt they've all signed up anyway and may have even come across this thread? Or does she scare the potential bullies? I can imagine her stomping around to a bullies house and screaming and shouting at the parents, for example. Rather than taking her posts down and stopping ridiculing her boys on her SM instead, which greatly increases the chances of them being picked on.aw, more fodder for the school bullies! claiming ehr kids throw tantrums unless she cuts their sandwiches into dinosaur shapes! the comments are filled with mothers of ACTUAL toddlers, talking about their kids throwing age-appropriate tantrums about being given the wrong colour cup or whatever. as much as she seems tmdetermined to imply that her younger young has autism, Laura's kids are well beyond that stage - and tbh, of she really thinks anyone believes she has EVER bothered to make the kids cute sandwiches, she is entirely deluded. it was only recently she was talking about how she sticks her middle finger up behind her son's back if he dares to ask her for a drink, and chucks packaged pancakes across the room at him to eat for breakfast.
i would imagine Parents have told their kids to stay away from the wormy kids
She thinks she is too good for anything and everyone. Just look at the way she screamed, shouted and swore at another stranger about the way she had parked her car the other week. So entitled
I wonder if her kids get to go and play at other kids houses, or not due to worms and general uncleanness
It’s not even comedy. It’s just cruel and an ungrateful way to conduct herself. Really irks me.
it's just cruel when she already had two dogs that are out of control and which do not respond to recall, which she let's off the lead and then gets stroppy when other dog walkers ask her to put the dogs on a leash as they feel uncomfortable that her dogs are approaching them/their dogs, or she's totally lost one and the other is attacking ducks etc. who in the duck thought it was a good idea to give her the responsibility of yet another dog, especially one that has likely been through trauma and needs properly nurturing, to be given attention and love to ensure it feels safe in its new home and to be properly trained - not allowed to run wild with the other two, only for Laura to aggressively rant in her stories about people she met on walks and labelling them "cunts" because they politely asked her to put her dogs on their leads.
