Assa must think he’s funny getting on camera with his hair sticking up looking like he hasn’t washed his body in decades. He really thinks he’s sooo relatable.
I have a lot of observations from this new vlog so buckle in:
- We see Mommy Dearest finally wearing a claw clip ponytail style instead of the ridiculous bun.
- They bought a pre made decorated cake, so that Mommy Dearest can put her own fugly kindergarten designs on the cake.
- Mommy Dearest who loves salad, left it sitting on the counter, with half of it not even touched. And we know it was hers because her stupid phone stand was on the counter too by the salad.
- There was black duct tape on their secondary fridge doors in the laundry room. Is that meant to keep Abbie out?? Only tape??
- The fashionista mogul herself had on a black blouse, blue jeans, brown wedges, purple purse, and bright pink & green earrings. All to match a red lippy.
- The ‘parents’ collectively talk about how Abbie has wet wipes and her iPad in her backpack. But they once again fail to mention her diapers and extra pair of clothes also in her backpack.
-The ‘parents’ went shopping for their daughter’s birthday the same day as her party. & still proceeded to get a couple things for themselves.
-Summer & Kylie bought Abbie to her party. They did her hair and I can assume picked out her outfit and bathed her for the occasion.
- Abbie was mean mugging mommy dearest on arrival to her party
- The elderly adults already had alcoholic drinks in their hand while welcoming the birthday princess.
-Peep Kylie’s faces
-While opening up presents, Abbie starts groaning again and it’s a jump cut to Abbie standing up trying to leave the table, barefoot & looking annoyed.
- Birthday Princess and Mommy Dearest in the parking lot, having a staring contest about who sits in the front seat. Abbie ultimately didn’t win that fight.
“She was comfortable at her party and she didn’t even want to take her anti anxiety meds today, she told us no” - this pissed me off because like what the hell do you even mean Assa??
“ She had the best time at her party, she enjoyed herself” WHERE is the proof??