She will HATE Connor making friends. She likes to keep him at home with her 24/7Think someone mentioned this before about Connor doing better than her out there, can already see it with his fitness, run clubs meeting new people making new friends whereas she’s not left the house or target. Bet his DMs are filled with new American girls
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Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'
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@WhiteOrchid We are not worthy! F**king hilarious . She is the gift that keeps on giving.
I felt we needed a recap on why she's such a twit and why we keep following the tit show regardless!
Doing the Lord's good work for us today Orchid, I bloody love you, this is breathtakingWith all the Texas Twatfuckery that's been going on lately, I thought I'd take a walk down memory lane on the Wiki to share some classic and chaotic moments that Ellenor Jane Digestive Biscuit Darby Swift has #gifted us, as we celebrate her decade long YouTube career.
I'm not sure if there's enough money left in the Angelle Collection kitty to produce some commemorative tea towels or fridge magnets, but buckle up Angles, here we go Boo's!!
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Back to the beginning: The Bodybuilding Era
Between dodging Smelly looking foreign men at the gym, Elle starts her YouTube journey whilst featuring Connnn in her videos as she ditches Uni for Bodybuilding competitions instead. Gollum's not happy that Con's forgotten to buy some chocolate digestives.
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The Hair Transplant in Lockdown Era
Towards the end of 2020, with the original Lockdown Rules being bought back into force over Christmas and into the New Year of 2021 as numbers starting rising again. Most people were tired of it, but trying to abide by the rules and advice to not mingle with too many people at a time, to only make modest Christmas and NYE plans. EDL and Conman were regularly out and about miles from home flouting the rules. (They visited many of their families in this time to record their reactions to their pregnancy announcement which were put into the announcement video) Con was gifted a free hair transplant (when cancer patients and other important medical procedures were being cancelled or prioritised) they both proudly documented it on social media - and quite rightly got a backlash from most people - apart from the Angles who didn't see a problem with it. I would argue if the Angles couldn't see a problem with it, maybe they needed laser eye surgery.
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The Maternity Fashion Era
Queen Angle finally got One Cup Con to get her up the duff after a gruelling 2 month TTC journey. She treated us to some absolute fashion BELTERS in this Era. The try on Haul at about 5 minutes "preggo" set the precedent for some classic fashion moments.The Roger from American Dad look was my favourite from the whole wardrobe.
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The Muff Era
Figure this one out for yourselves if you're new around here Angles 🫱🫲
(The winning thread title of the time "Up the duff, Con's had enough, why's the dog always sniffing her muff?)
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Con's Kellogs Acting Era
Either Kellogs cereals give you constipation or diarrhea, it's not very clear from the director's brief. With a baby on the way, Con had to start paying his pay with sponsored posts that weren't about protein shakes.
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The Choccie Biccie Digestive Era
It's unclear when the obsession started, but being addicted to chocolate digestives became one of Elle's main pregnancy personality traits. She would go on and on in vlogs about how important it is to eat healthily in pregnancy.... whilst snaffling away a whole packet of McVities. She got heartburn towards the latter stages and tried to gain sympathy by saying she needed to pick up some "pregnancy heartburn medication" ..... Gaviscon, Elle, it's called GAVISCON.
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The Photoshop Era
One of the longest eras, the delusion was strong with this one that you almost felt sorry for her - but then the Angles didn't have 2 brain cells between them to rub together to realise Insta Vs Reality is a genuine thing. I'm not coming after Elle for her body shape or weight gain in pregnancy here, but the extent of her editing, filters and photoshopping was so extreme and so blatant in some photos and videos that it was like 2 different people
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The Angle Era
Obtuse, thick, dozy, mental, stunted, oblivious, unstable.... whatever you want to call them, the hard-core Angles have always tried to crawl up her tiny crack. A personal fave of mine - a fan on IG drew this, but Elle never reposted it or responded to it, I wonder why?
Have a lovely day my Tattle Anglesxxx
I used to travel to Laguna Beach in California for work and it’s such an AMAZING place to live, but you need MONEY to live a good lifestyle out there. Property prices are similar to Chelsea London and you don’t get much for your money. You also need lots of back up money in case you become ill or fall upon hard times.
I’ve also been to Houston Texas for work and I don’t see the appeal at all. That’s why property is so much cheaper and you get much more for your money. It’s all smoke and mirrors for Elle, I can’t see her being happy there long term.
I’ve also been to Houston Texas for work and I don’t see the appeal at all. That’s why property is so much cheaper and you get much more for your money. It’s all smoke and mirrors for Elle, I can’t see her being happy there long term.
That chin on the photoshop edit, good god it’s square.With all the Texas Twatfuckery that's been going on lately, I thought I'd take a walk down memory lane on the Wiki to share some classic and chaotic moments that Ellenor Jane Digestive Biscuit Darby Swift has #gifted us, as we celebrate her decade long YouTube career.
I'm not sure if there's enough money left in the Angelle Collection kitty to produce some commemorative tea towels or fridge magnets, but buckle up Angles, here we go Boo's!!
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Back to the beginning: The Bodybuilding Era
Between dodging Smelly looking foreign men at the gym, Elle starts her YouTube journey whilst featuring Connnn in her videos as she ditches Uni for Bodybuilding competitions instead. Gollum's not happy that Con's forgotten to buy some chocolate digestives.
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The Hair Transplant in Lockdown Era
Towards the end of 2020, with the original Lockdown Rules being bought back into force over Christmas and into the New Year of 2021 as numbers starting rising again. Most people were tired of it, but trying to abide by the rules and advice to not mingle with too many people at a time, to only make modest Christmas and NYE plans. EDL and Conman were regularly out and about miles from home flouting the rules. (They visited many of their families in this time to record their reactions to their pregnancy announcement which were put into the announcement video) Con was gifted a free hair transplant (when cancer patients and other important medical procedures were being cancelled or prioritised) they both proudly documented it on social media - and quite rightly got a backlash from most people - apart from the Angles who didn't see a problem with it. I would argue if the Angles couldn't see a problem with it, maybe they needed laser eye surgery.
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The Maternity Fashion Era
Queen Angle finally got One Cup Con to get her up the duff after a gruelling 2 month TTC journey. She treated us to some absolute fashion BELTERS in this Era. The try on Haul at about 5 minutes "preggo" set the precedent for some classic fashion moments.The Roger from American Dad look was my favourite from the whole wardrobe.
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The Muff Era
Figure this one out for yourselves if you're new around here Angles 🫱
(The winning thread title of the time "Up the duff, Con's had enough, why's the dog always sniffing her muff?)
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Con's Kellogs Acting Era
Either Kellogs cereals give you constipation or diarrhea, it's not very clear from the director's brief. With a baby on the way, Con had to start paying his pay with sponsored posts that weren't about protein shakes.
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The Choccie Biccie Digestive Era
It's unclear when the obsession started, but being addicted to chocolate digestives became one of Elle's main pregnancy personality traits. She would go on and on in vlogs about how important it is to eat healthily in pregnancy.... whilst snaffling away a whole packet of McVities. She got heartburn towards the latter stages and tried to gain sympathy by saying she needed to pick up some "pregnancy heartburn medication" ..... Gaviscon, Elle, it's called GAVISCON.
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The Photoshop Era
One of the longest eras, the delusion was strong with this one that you almost felt sorry for her - but then the Angles didn't have 2 brain cells between them to rub together to realise Insta Vs Reality is a genuine thing. I'm not coming after Elle for her body shape or weight gain in pregnancy here, but the extent of her editing, filters and photoshopping was so extreme and so blatant in some photos and videos that it was like 2 different people
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The Angle Era
Obtuse, thick, dozy, mental, stunted, oblivious, unstable.... whatever you want to call them, the hard-core Angles have always tried to crawl up her tiny crack. A personal fave of mine - a fan on IG drew this, but Elle never reposted it or responded to it, I wonder why?
Have a lovely day my Tattle Angles
This is utterly incredible. I salute youWith all the Texas Twatfuckery that's been going on lately, I thought I'd take a walk down memory lane on the Wiki to share some classic and chaotic moments that Ellenor Jane Digestive Biscuit Darby Swift has #gifted us, as we celebrate her decade long YouTube career.
I'm not sure if there's enough money left in the Angelle Collection kitty to produce some commemorative tea towels or fridge magnets, but buckle up Angles, here we go Boo's!!
View attachment 2902256
Back to the beginning: The Bodybuilding Era
Between dodging Smelly looking foreign men at the gym, Elle starts her YouTube journey whilst featuring Connnn in her videos as she ditches Uni for Bodybuilding competitions instead. Gollum's not happy that Con's forgotten to buy some chocolate digestives.
View attachment 2902262
The Hair Transplant in Lockdown Era
Towards the end of 2020, with the original Lockdown Rules being bought back into force over Christmas and into the New Year of 2021 as numbers starting rising again. Most people were tired of it, but trying to abide by the rules and advice to not mingle with too many people at a time, to only make modest Christmas and NYE plans. EDL and Conman were regularly out and about miles from home flouting the rules. (They visited many of their families in this time to record their reactions to their pregnancy announcement which were put into the announcement video) Con was gifted a free hair transplant (when cancer patients and other important medical procedures were being cancelled or prioritised) they both proudly documented it on social media - and quite rightly got a backlash from most people - apart from the Angles who didn't see a problem with it. I would argue if the Angles couldn't see a problem with it, maybe they needed laser eye surgery.
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The Maternity Fashion Era
Queen Angle finally got One Cup Con to get her up the duff after a gruelling 2 month TTC journey. She treated us to some absolute fashion BELTERS in this Era. The try on Haul at about 5 minutes "preggo" set the precedent for some classic fashion moments.The Roger from American Dad look was my favourite from the whole wardrobe.
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The Muff Era
Figure this one out for yourselves if you're new around here Angles 🫱
(The winning thread title of the time "Up the duff, Con's had enough, why's the dog always sniffing her muff?)
View attachment 2902292
Con's Kellogs Acting Era
Either Kellogs cereals give you constipation or diarrhea, it's not very clear from the director's brief. With a baby on the way, Con had to start paying his pay with sponsored posts that weren't about protein shakes.
View attachment 2902295
The Choccie Biccie Digestive Era
It's unclear when the obsession started, but being addicted to chocolate digestives became one of Elle's main pregnancy personality traits. She would go on and on in vlogs about how important it is to eat healthily in pregnancy.... whilst snaffling away a whole packet of McVities. She got heartburn towards the latter stages and tried to gain sympathy by saying she needed to pick up some "pregnancy heartburn medication" ..... Gaviscon, Elle, it's called GAVISCON.
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The Photoshop Era
One of the longest eras, the delusion was strong with this one that you almost felt sorry for her - but then the Angles didn't have 2 brain cells between them to rub together to realise Insta Vs Reality is a genuine thing. I'm not coming after Elle for her body shape or weight gain in pregnancy here, but the extent of her editing, filters and photoshopping was so extreme and so blatant in some photos and videos that it was like 2 different people
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The Angle Era
Obtuse, thick, dozy, mental, stunted, oblivious, unstable.... whatever you want to call them, the hard-core Angles have always tried to crawl up her tiny crack. A personal fave of mine - a fan on IG drew this, but Elle never reposted it or responded to it, I wonder why?
Have a lovely day my Tattle Angles
Also our children went to school for a time whilst we worked in Austin texas and had to have bullet proof backpacks. It's not quite the picture Carbonara and Count Con are painting
What did you find Texas to be like?
Probably best not to say in case I offend someone from there but it’s a completely different kettle of fish to the nice parts of California and definitely not as picturesque.
He comes across as he’s checked out of their marriage… he’s just in it for a free ride I bet. There’s no amount of freebies I could receive to put up with that wench sleeping and living with me tho.
oh come on!!! you're on tattle ffs let it rip
Don’t be shy, tell us
Omg that shot of her from behind I’m dying
she’s built like a 70 year oldConnor would have said a lot more and she stopped it. What a load of bollocks and sorry, you’ve made a huge decision, moved your kids away from family, spent thousands, put your dogs through a lot of stress and you don’t know if living in the US is long term? I get it if after a year or so doubts creep in and you realise you made a mistake, but to be this early in and to say oh, we don’t know if we will stay or return to the UK is madness. Clearly coming back
and clearly to boost her career. She’s ( and One cup) are racist twats and I will call out any brand that works with them.---
Can see why she wants Con to be a cowboy….vile cow.
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I haven’t watched yet - but
How much was the house ? 7k ish a month ? So that is 84k for the year whether they have paid it yet or not!
And then health insurance must be at least $400 a month I reckon for 4 of them minimum as Elle has a pre existing condition with the thyroid so that will be almost 5k for the year.
Did they not mention the amount of money they spent on furniture ?
Plus what they spent on air bnbs …
Did they contribute to the family friends house ?
How much was saints little urgent care visit ?
Deffo more than they have said for sure
Edit : also their flights to san diago and then Texas ! I must be missing more too
Never watched make or break so put it on this weekend and I've noticed they're barely getting any airtime compared to the other couples
Imagine just meeting someone through a running club a week or two ago and then they ask if they can do a group picture because they need to pretend they’re not racist and can have black friends to their folllowers
Gun crimes don’t worry them them guyzzzzzz. There were Stabbings in Bath!!