Aw Christ, ma luvlies.
I’ve been to his hotel
I’ve been to his hotel
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I don’t think he shaved his legs I think it’s the friction from wearing the purple leggings so much it’s caused all the hair on his legs to fall off.
Put a pair of shades on or stop the overacting with the squinting, he is squinting that much when Deed Deek looks at him it’s making him do it. Also.
Put a pair of shades on or stop the overacting with the squinting, he is squinting that much when Deed Deek looks at him it’s making him do it. Also.
He is one ugly fooker
Never seen anything so offensive
Why ever did derek go near him?
Never seen anything so offensive
Why ever did derek go near him?
I cannae stop laughing 
His face is just pyoor hilarious. This is so much better than I imagined
His face is just pyoor hilarious. This is so much better than I imagined 
Hola amigos.Im bleeping howling.The red face.The chef outfit.Deek lifting his shoe up,looking like he's checking if he's trod in dog tit.The bumbags.The ridiculous reel hopping from Beruit to Lanza.Nearly pissed the bed laughing at the pic of Manio with tit coming out of his shorts,the bin bags on the balcony and Denek about 2 foot tall behind.Bravo @hopethishelpsallthebest
Definitely shouldn’t have looked at his stories the minute I got into bed .. JUMPSCARE 🫣
That’s going to give me nightmares, what in the wee lambs name have I just saw
Not to be pedantic lads but those are not bleeping Nike 95’s Mario you bleeping imbecile 
They are 90’s.
Some trainer obsessive you are. Halfwit so aye
They are 90’s.
Some trainer obsessive you are. Halfwit so aye
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What on earth is he saying? I heard - legs, primark, lilac. And why is deek where his school PE kit? What’s the point in telling us where the crap is from if he bought it last year?
All I can think is
"Let me smell ya boaby!"
"Let me smell ya boaby!"
Stand still ya wee basturt while I get that boaby smelt!
Is it just me who thinks they don't seem like a couple at all?
Derek looks like his wee brother or something it's so strange. The way they stand together is so awkward! The big red slap heed has tipped me over the edge tonight.
Bespoke sunburn in the shade "never message this page again". Your worries are not ma worries.
Derek looks like his wee brother or something it's so strange. The way they stand together is so awkward! The big red slap heed has tipped me over the edge tonight.
Bespoke sunburn in the shade "never message this page again". Your worries are not ma worries.
As a Scottish gay man I am bespokely affronted ma lovelie.
Me! There is zero chemistry there, it's like a grandad and his son. Deek looks like a child and Marion an old man in dreadful clothes.
This is the face of someone who's rohypnol is wearing off. He's thinking where the duck am I. Quick Manio, you'd better give him a wee top up the noo.
I am literally lying in bed crying tears of laughter at this comment
You're talking shite. Trying to say that wee non colour outfit next to the Calvin Clean dupe from Primark didn't turn you right on?
Considering he’s never out of home bargains you’d think he’d of got some factor 50 for that bonce.
And how dry are his lips! i feel sorry for dereks
if he ever lets melvin near it.
And how dry are his lips! i feel sorry for dereks
if he ever lets melvin near it.Is it the kerry katonas that makes Marion look like a squinty old perv, or is he just a squinty old perv
Ma lovelies, I’ve 30 pages to catch up on
ma fuhl time joab is kicking ma arse again at the minute. Anyhow, just wanted to say, the bleeping squint on it absolutely bogging outfit an all 
This is purely a captor / Stockholm syndrome situation hen, there's absolutely nothing sexual going on. There's only boaby sniffing going on when the Jo molane handwash has been used. Possibly touching over clothing at best. Depends how passed out wee Deek is. Aye.Considering he’s never out of home bargains you’d think he’d of got some factor 50 for that bonce.
And how dry are his lips! i feel sorry for dereks
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