Cleanandgleamit #14 Miss Recreation - Wrinkliest neck in the nation

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Let’s see how early, early actually is 😂. She’s got loads of staff 🙄
She could have been in at 8am / if she did what normal people would do and sack off the unnecessary tit she does 294 times a day
 
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A member of staff down - winder if it's Davina, she wasn't too well the other day. If it is Georgia's going to be absolutely buggered as it's obviously Davina who runs that place!
 
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Just incase anyone was unsure … this is the busiest week of the year for her

she might not have mentioned it much!
Think it’s gig weekend, not sure though?!
She does a lot of merchandise for something but she hasn’t said what it’s for!

Anyone else think it’s the new girl that’s had enough of inbred island life that’s left her a member of staff down?
 
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Are we going on a teeth whitening journey 🤦🏽‍♀️
We just know it’s going to be the best product ever 😑
And I don’t get the need to have isles of silly on clothes
Isn’t that what people did in the 80s when they went to Greece or Spain 😂
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Another thing
I’m on one today 😂😂
I thought she couldn’t put her mouth round a spoon because the Feel disgusted her
Another pointless story of hers
 

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If anyone hasn't been following her for previous gig weekends, don't get your hopes up. Her stories are literally the exact same, there are just a few more people in the shop and she talks about it A LOT. We may be treated to her dad's band performing on the quay if we're lucky 😬but it's mainly just people going back and forth on boats and small crowds of people cheering.

I've followed her for years and I've never seen that Issy woman, am I missing something?
 
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If anyone hasn't been following her for previous gig weekends, don't get your hopes up. Her stories are literally the exact same, there are just a few more people in the shop and she talks about it A LOT. We may be treated to her dad's band performing on the quay if we're lucky 😬but it's mainly just people going back and forth on boats and small crowds of people cheering.

I've followed her for years and I've never seen that Issy woman, am I missing something?
Yes it’ll be frame after frame of a load of Hooray Henry’s getting in the way of these ‘gigs’ she’s trying to film to show us, all wearing their pullovers slung casually over their shoulders.
And definitely a rendition of Mustang Sally at the end.
Izzy was definitely there last summer.
 
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If anyone hasn't been following her for previous gig weekends, don't get your hopes up. Her stories are literally the exact same, there are just a few more people in the shop and she talks about it A LOT. We may be treated to her dad's band performing on the quay if we're lucky 😬but it's mainly just people going back and forth on boats and small crowds of people cheering.

I've followed her for years and I've never seen that Issy woman, am I missing something?
Don’t forget filming everyone ‘partying’ and having fun, always on the outside.
 
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Think it’s gig weekend, not sure though?!
She does a lot of merchandise for something but she hasn’t said what it’s for!

Anyone else think it’s the new girl that’s had enough of inbred island life that’s left her a member of staff down?
I reckon it's the new girl. Georgia's advertising for someone in the shop for May and June. Obviously she'll have Ruby working in there during the summer holidays - couldn't put a shift in herself!
 
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If anyone hasn't been following her for previous gig weekends, don't get your hopes up. Her stories are literally the exact same, there are just a few more people in the shop and she talks about it A LOT. We may be treated to her dad's band performing on the quay if we're lucky 😬but it's mainly just people going back and forth on boats and small crowds of people cheering.

I've followed her for years and I've never seen that Issy woman, am I missing something?
Eating and laughing on the shop floor while there are customers in is so rude and disrespectful. If someone treated her like that you'd never hear the end of it.0/10 for customer service Georgia.
 
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Yes it’ll be frame after frame of a load of Hooray Henry’s getting in the way of these ‘gigs’ she’s trying to film to show us, all wearing their pullovers slung casually over their shoulders.
And definitely a rendition of Mustang Sally at the end.
Izzy was definitely there last summer.
Don’t forget ol’ Mick penning a xenophobic poem to put up in the board outside the shop. Because, you know, he’s hilarious and the visitors from other nations just love it 🥴
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Charlotte did a bunk 🧐🧐
She probably got sick of Georgia taking the piss out of her accent / Northerness / non-posh ways… Which Georgia will have found a novelty because she’s had such a sheltered existence and is generally a bleep.
 
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Adam’s got risotto (again) to look forward to tomorrow evening. Blue cheese and spinach for a change?
 
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