She can bugger off! Way too close to where I live for my liking.
I'm calling this now:
Stand outside York Minster but not actually, you know, go inside
Tour of the Jorvik centre ( and will pronounce it as JAW-VIC) because there’s a little ride. It’s a small world it is not. Not sure if they do pins though.
Visit to the Mulberry outlet shop
Lunch at the York Roast Co. For the Yorkshire pudding wrap OR if they’re feeling flush, they’ll go to The Ivy. Quite possibly both!
Will see Clifford’s Tower & call it a castle thing or moat.
Have a little stand on the walls but not actually walk them.
Photo with Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate street sign
Will say ’So cute’ at The Shambles with no idea about the history, the uneducated swines.
Rounded off with a stop at MacArthur Glenn outlet.
The beauty of York will be wasted on them & they’ll make it look really
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