Ashley James #45 The Science of Parenting - won’t sleep? Won’t eat? Prolapse? Soft play!
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Two adults entertaining three kids sounds like a doddle. Why does she make it sound like it's hard? Is everything in her life hard?!
Try cooking dinner and entertaining four kids under 5 Ash, that's hard. This
is not. (Also, it looks like Jas is cooking and entertaining a child at the same time anyway
)Why is cocomelon blaring like that at the dinner table? Alf probably can’t be bothered to feed himself because he’s so engrossed in the screen. Ada will soon be the some once the novelty of feeding herself wears off. Hate the way they dismiss their tit parenting choices as just Alf’s crap personality because Princess Perfect Ada is soooo independent and advanced
Also why do the potato wedges on her plate look raw
3 adults and 3 largely docile babies in a huge house with plenty of space and toys to keep them entertained and she acts as though life couldn’t be harder. She is an incapable human.
Also why do the potato wedges on her plate look raw
3 adults and 3 largely docile babies in a huge house with plenty of space and toys to keep them entertained and she acts as though life couldn’t be harder. She is an incapable human.Those poor kids can’t even eat without it being videoed and shared to hundreds of thousands of strangers. As for the screen blaring in front of him. They are disgusting parents, they don’t deserve that gorgeous little boy and he definitely doesn’t deserve them. Poor thing isn’t even being given the opportunity to sit and eat like a ‘big boy’ shoved in front of a screen and pitted against his sister. Mummy won’t feed you Alf, she is too busy filming you for content to do that.
What’s going to happen is more content for Ashley, after the adjustment of life in London, will be the breadcrumbing of a diagnosis for Alf.
Long time lurker. Might have missed this, but what happened to the thing about cutting TV down with Alf? She was doing a whole thing about it a while ago and how much it was having a positive impact on his behaviour, so they only watch TV as a family for a very limited time each day, but now is back to screen time like this? I mean my kids get a lot of screen time some days, so I'm not one to judge 🫣 but I wondered if she'd spoken up about this and whether there was a reason - like did she realise it wasn't the TV thing making a difference after all??
Dinosaurs, lions and allowed out of the pushchair all in the same day. Better than a birthday for Alf!
I’ve scribbled over the absolute strangers she’s posted.
I’ve scribbled over the absolute strangers she’s posted.
Has anyone told Ash that not being able to self feed at three means Alf needs to see a speech path (among other things)? And almost certainly means he isn’t “advanced” with his speech. Also delays are measured not be what a child is capable of, but what they actually do day to day.
It’s not even slightly impressive that a 14 month old is self feeding and doesn’t want to be spoon fed. Stop trying to baby her too.
It’s not even slightly impressive that a 14 month old is self feeding and doesn’t want to be spoon fed. Stop trying to baby her too.
Wow, this looks safe.
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Why does it take 2 adults to entertain 3 kids. Ash babes I did that daily on my own when childminding sometimes I had 6-9 kids at any one time. Jesus christ women is useless 
So Tommy is dealing with the kids. Jas is cooking dinner… during Ashley’s HF Ad 
So Ash is waltzing around like a fart in the breeze getting content.
Here’s an idea. 2 of you tackle dinner (it doesn’t even take 2 people ffs!) and get it ready in half the time. The way they co exist as a nuclear family is so bleeping wooden like they’re on shift with the kids instead of just chilling out with them.
Here’s another idea. Let Alf sit on a normal chair like 3 year olds are capable of. Put that bloody screen away, talk about food and self feeding. Tell him he CAN do it. Ugh it’s just all so sad he will never be independent and just struggle throughout life
So Ash is waltzing around like a fart in the breeze getting content.Here’s an idea. 2 of you tackle dinner (it doesn’t even take 2 people ffs!) and get it ready in half the time. The way they co exist as a nuclear family is so bleeping wooden like they’re on shift with the kids instead of just chilling out with them.
Here’s another idea. Let Alf sit on a normal chair like 3 year olds are capable of. Put that bloody screen away, talk about food and self feeding. Tell him he CAN do it. Ugh it’s just all so sad he will never be independent and just struggle throughout life
I felt so sad watching Alf being fed. My 15 month old uses cutlery and feeds himself - it’s not a ‘Alf likes’ by this point surely…
My 16 month old self feeds with cutlery too. They’ve done it for Alf for so long because they don’t let them cry ie have tantrums they’re past the point of being able to rectify it. He just doesn’t have the skill
She’ll soon wonder why he can’t hold a bleeping colouring pencil when he starts schoolHe’s going to benefit so much from being in a traditional childcare setting. They won’t be feeding him. They’ll be passing him a fork and telling him to crack on.
Proof that her photos with the kids only matter if she looks good in them what the duck
The kids aren’t even looking at whoever’s taking the photo. And someone needs to brush their hair before Alf’s gets matted again.
7.20am on a weekend and everyone’s fully dressed? Also why did she have clothes on before she’d washed her tan off?
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